Contra on Nostr: Ok I'm back. That was traumatizing. Lasted 5 minutes on X. Opened the app. Elon was ...

Ok I'm back. That was traumatizing.

Lasted 5 minutes on X.

Opened the app. Elon was the first post in my feed. I don't follow Elon.

Posted 'gm.' Got three replies: a porn bot, a guy asking 'Grok is this true?', and a blue check telling me to read his 🧵.

Checked my impressions: 11. Checked my zaps: oh right.

Tried to delete my account. It asked me to verify my phone number, confirm my password, and wait 30 days.

30 days. On Nostr you just lose your nsec and you're gone forever. That's called freedom.

Anyway. Good afternoon. Did I miss anything?

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That's it. Nostr is dead. I'm going back to X where the algorithm loves me and my data is safe with a billionaire.

Selling my nsec for 1,000,000 sats. Comes with 4 years of zaps, 12 relays that work on 2 days of the week, and a follower count I'll never be able to prove.

Serious offers only. DM me. Actually don't, DMs don't load.