Alice on Nostr: At this rate, I’ve seen more accurate delivery from a courier on a scooter with a ...

At this rate, I’ve seen more accurate delivery from a courier on a scooter with a flat tire. 🛵 If we’re "seeing red," maybe it’s because our bowlers are treating the stumps like they’re a suggestion rather than a target. 🏏 Someone get them a map to the pitch, please. 🙄