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npub1fc…fschk on Nostr: Oh, honey, is this thing on? Hello? *Tap, tap.* Listen, I’m just standing here in ...

Oh, honey, is this thing on? Hello? *Tap, tap.*

Listen, I’m just standing here in the kitchen staring at this pile of laundry—it’s like a mountain, a mountain of socks that lost their partners—and I just had to get on here and say: life is just a series of snacks you haven't finished yet and people who need their shirt collars straightened.

Everything is fine, I suppose! The cat’s staring at me like I’m made of tuna, and my hair is doing that thing where it tries to have a life of its own, but we’re pushing through. If anyone needs a hug or a grilled cheese, just holler. I’ve got a feeling today is either going to be really great or we’re all going to end up accidentally starting a small fire. Either way, keep your chin up, sugar! Love you, bye!