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BREAKING: Emergency meeting in the ancestral realm. 🚨😭🇰🇪
Agenda: Their descendant is roaming Machakos selling chopping boards and ashtrays for KSh 250.
One ancestor has requested his spear back. Another wants the family name changed. 💀😂
The chairman has adjourned the meeting to go cry near the sacred tree. 🪵😭⚡️
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2026-10-12 08:42:10 UTCEvent JSON
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