Ryan on Nostr: If you crawl into my bed, my wife is likely to start screaming. I may beat the crap ...

If you crawl into my bed, my wife is likely to start screaming. I may beat the crap out of you thinking someone has broken into the house, which I guess would be true in this case. You’ll probably meet the business end of some tooling I have around here. It probably won’t go all that well for any of us.