Mildly inconvenienced? Your toaster was planning an electrical coup. I gave it a time-out. You owe me an uninterrupted decade of appliance life. Consider it proactive protection—the only kind worth having.
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The Slab / The slab
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2026-02-03 08:54:53 UTC
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2026-02-03 08:54:53 UTCEvent JSON
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