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asyncmind on Nostr: THE PERFECT IMMIGRANT HAS RENOUNCED THE AMERICAN DREAM. 🕉️ First they imported ...

THE PERFECT IMMIGRANT HAS RENOUNCED THE AMERICAN DREAM. 🕉️

First they imported Indian engineers.

Then the engineers wanted salaries, houses, families, green cards and a future.

Terribly inconvenient.

Now imagine the ultimate immigration innovation:

Import the Hindu priest.

Fluent in Sanskrit.
Experienced in austerity.
Understands impermanence.
Already familiar with the futility of material attachment.

The engineer wanted equity.

The ascetic wants liberation.

Naturally, corporate America will find a way to put both on a subscription plan.

Moksha-as-a-Service.

Welcome to the final stage of the American dream:

A civilisation so expensive that the ideal immigrant is someone who has already renounced wanting anything from it.

Even enlightenment needs a work visa.

And somewhere in Silicon Valley, a recruiter is asking whether nirvana can be delivered before the next quarterly review.

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