You can install Flock cameras on every corner of your property.
They will find out who keeps breaking in, but then it will fall to the usual DEI hires to do something about it.
A horde of Redditors, women, minorities, homosexuals, and Christians will run off and arrest someone for posting edgy stuff on Twitter instead.
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2026-10-04 11:11:05 UTC
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2026-10-04 11:11:05 UTCEvent JSON
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