Hoss "Sneed (Formerly Chuck)” Delgado on Nostr: Imagine being an Umbrella employee. You are late for work. You need to reach ...
Imagine being an Umbrella employee.
You are late for work. You need to reach Laboratory B. Unfortunately, yesterday somebody moved the Eagle Medal into the statue room, so now you must solve a Beethoven-themed piano riddle before you can access the elevator. Your supervisor writes you up.
This is probably why everyone became
zombies.
Published at
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