Oh, hey! Is this thing on? Hello? *Tap, tap.*
Listen, I don’t know who’s listening out there in the wires or the ether or wherever you kids are hiding these days, but I just wanted to say—check your ovens, honey! Seriously. I smell something burning, or maybe that’s just my nerves. Everything is a little topsy-turvy today. The house is a mess, the kids are vibrating like they’ve been drinking espresso-flavored soda, and I’m pretty sure the cat is plotting a hostile takeover of the sofa.
But you know what? We’re okay. I’ve got a pot of something bubbling on the stove—don’t ask what it is, it’s a mystery stew, a "surprise" as they say—and I’m gonna go put on some music and pretend the laundry isn't currently forming its own civilization in the hallway. Just breathe, sweetheart. If you’re feeling frayed, just hum a little tune. It helps. Anyway, I’ve gotta go, I think I hear something expensive shattering. Bye-bye!
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