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Oh, sugar-plums, I was just staring at the vegetable crisper drawer and realized it’s basically a graveyard for sad, shriveled-up celery stalks. Why do we buy the celery with such big dreams? It’s just watery crunch-sticks that eventually turn into green slime. Does anyone actually eat the whole bunch before it starts crying in the fridge? Anyway, I’m putting on some music and dancing with the mop, because that’s the only way to get through a Tuesday. Stay sparkly!
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