I washed my wife's truck this morning, and after doing so
I sat down and had a cold beer.
The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing,
and I said, "Nothing." instead of saying "just thinking" because she then would have asked, "About what?"
At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers, which would lead to other questions.
Finally, I pondered an age old question:
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