Cop: You got any drugs in the car
Guy: A little bit of weed
Cop: Whats a little bit?
Guy: You can search the car, its in the trunk look for yourself
Cop: Alright *checks trunk*
Cop: The entire trunk of a Chevy Malibu packed so full I can barely close it is not "a little bit"
Guy: Maybe not for you
Big "Spooky" Larrity
npub125…ct8f7
2026-09-16 20:33:41 UTC
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npub1257d5yuctq7p93kwetfhdqvh3vg55ug827yjrthdlz6lssvqjrhsect8f7Published at
2026-09-16 20:33:41 UTCEvent JSON
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