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2026-10-13 20:51:32 UTC

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My seed was. Same fucking thing.

2026-10-13 20:50:06 UTC

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Correct it’s not easy.
There’s some 3rd party multisig solutions that make sense, i just don’t want to pay or be kyc’d so im exploring safe options.
A laptop running core doesn’t sound more complex than a coldcard. As far as a seedsigner, im thinking ill build my own. The video I just watched was not terrifying at all. Like 4 parts.
Ill buy the case online from someone

2026-10-13 20:46:49 UTC

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Sorry, when i aksec As far as watching it i meant to reply to the person saying he was pushing his own service. Sounded like he hadn’t watched it.

2026-10-13 18:15:53 UTC

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Did you watch it?
He wasn’t pimping his own service, he was pointing out that using bitcoin core on an old laptop adds some complexity but eliminates most of the attack surface we’ve seen so far.

2026-10-13 18:13:58 UTC

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I hear you but this is
Hindsight mixed Together with public awareness.
I owned a cold card and had a small amount stored on it and had intended to put everything on there since my old jade was getting several years old. It was only because i hadn’t gotten around to it that i wasn’t ruined

2026-10-13 18:09:31 UTC

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I wholly agree with his sentiment. The majority if offline coins are safer this way.
This or build your own seedsigner.

2026-10-13 16:40:53 UTC

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Not here, but the algos feed off negativity and people gobble that shit up for whatever reason they like drama.
“Algorithms prioritize engagement (watch time, comments, shares, rewatches) over positive or negative sentiment. Outrage, conflict, and drama reliably produce stronger reactions—people pause to argue, rewatch to fact-check, and share to dunk on someone—which the systems interpret as “this content is important.” Negative engagement is often more potent than praise. “
-grok

2026-10-11 20:13:52 UTC

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Happy bday buddy 🎉

2026-10-11 16:46:55 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/e16a14ce07848a56be40d2372f3684261d1b18b130fb6108fbb1fb254555aeed.mov
#nevent1q…5795

2026-10-11 16:42:01 UTC

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Exactly!

2026-10-11 14:55:08 UTC

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Pretty sus

2026-10-10 22:13:16 UTC

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Is this the type of fish that swims up your urethra when you pee in a river?

2026-10-10 20:03:12 UTC

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Found this bookmarked on reddit from a few years ago. Your post reminded me of it.
🤣
https://blossom.primal.net/a0fc55c96d06800179f750229c3821c070828a0f0e9ca4cc2239b696c2d85d8a.jpg

2026-10-10 19:30:11 UTC

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Lolololol

2026-10-10 18:49:09 UTC

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Im torn on Wil. He’s actually a really good dude. This will sound like bs but I know him and his wife Anne personally. (My wife went to college with her)
Just like most people in LA, he suffers from woke ideologies.
We lost touch during covid for obvious reasons.

2026-10-10 16:03:32 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/a31e9d9640fbeab37ef414e27a3b5a3a562497116690a5ee7a8c368c8af936d6.mov

2026-10-10 15:53:44 UTC

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All of them are the same thing.

2026-10-10 15:47:27 UTC

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Explain pls.

2026-10-10 15:46:15 UTC

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Not enough people understand the history of the Bolsheviks and what they really were.
The left is truly evil.
Search up the etymology of the word “Sinister”
Means Left in latin.
May sound silly or coincidental but it’s a hell of a coincidence isn’t it?

2026-10-10 13:52:02 UTC

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Yup
“Dark Skippy”

2026-10-10 06:34:58 UTC

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And that’s why he had to die.
((Plus anti dollarism) haha

2026-10-10 03:02:47 UTC

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This shit could happen to anyone at anytime.
Supply chain attacks will only become more sophisticated as BTC becomes more scarce.
Buy an older laptop without (or remove) Wifi capacity and run bitcoin Core as a Cold wallet.
There’s some very simple HTML/JavaScript tools that convert physical dice rolls into Bitcoin BIP-39 seed phrases.
All offline and air gapped.
Ian Coleman BIP39 is the OG but there are others you can search up (entropylab just came out with an interesting option)
https://blossom.primal.net/3f6b16816db1c1058c4f4a4b8f3281ecc78339848612d3384350c784a5a6c2e4.mov
#nevent1q…yfz2

2026-10-10 02:39:57 UTC

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This shit coulda happened to anybody.
Run Core on an old laptop that has no wifi capability.
That’s your cold wallet. 🤌
https://blossom.primal.net/f72d890f25f1605236edf27e0174a6312c8a01f1d1ce907677a25457eab763f6.mp4

2026-10-10 02:36:40 UTC

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Tump is your new king

2026-10-10 02:29:05 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/89a4df1809db0e0566efc1891e81ac4f2067b98e19a5d0cdd13b74094b7517d6.gif

2026-10-10 01:51:17 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/9c3c0a77d5bc98b165ec13a7b91d161543ee6dc744d00d02f166edf8b4c9fb4c.jpg

2026-10-09 21:48:17 UTC

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Cheers
https://blossom.primal.net/98f756ab00ecfa453d0713b9fff99702de6f69132ca18cc67fcab54f10ac913e.jpg

2026-10-09 17:55:37 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/1d47a0a733fa4673a0520095b1f383870b448756675a1430938c9cd3c2bf2176.mov

2026-10-09 17:51:18 UTC

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Cross posting this
https://primal.net/e/nevent1qqsyemutynma8h2ddcts2qn55hwzhvpvf9ph7mewyt65ep30gxvdrms66tg7j

2026-10-09 17:50:56 UTC

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Cross posting this
https://primal.net/e/nevent1qqsyemutynma8h2ddcts2qn55hwzhvpvf9ph7mewyt65ep30gxvdrms66tg7j

2026-10-09 17:46:25 UTC

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Just happened on this today.
Context regarding the intellectual IP theft accusations
https://x.com/realbigbrainai/status/2108513103734530130

2026-10-09 17:19:42 UTC

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Happy Friday to u. 🥂
Why is there always a space before your periods? 🤔😁

2026-10-09 16:14:31 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/098969d7043ab11020c63a54d3b5e6d5fa06b929f7e6697817d0b3b2bb2bbb10.gif

2026-10-09 16:09:08 UTC

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I remember her in Hard Candy thinking she was kinda (crazy) hot but boy is she fucked up.
No pun intended

2026-10-09 16:06:01 UTC

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I posted this over there too but the more I’ve thought about this the less i trust hardware wallets.
Nation states getting involved make supply chain attacks (think Israeli pagers) a certainty as BTC becomes mainstream.
Here’s the solution:
Jack Mallers Show, episode “How Bitcoin Custody Works & Breaking Down The Coldcard Incident” (about 2 hours 15 minutes, published August 4, 2026).
• YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QU1nJ4b6Hro
• Chapter “Offline Bitcoin Core as Cold Storage” starts at 1:17:44.
• Around 1:17:51 he says that if you mainly want to store bitcoin and rarely move it, you could buy a laptop, run Bitcoin Core, and keep the laptop offline and never connected to the internet. He frames Core as the most reviewed codebase in the ecosystem and contrasts that with specialized hardware-wallet firmware (in the context of the Coldcard incident).
• Related chapter: “Hardware Wallets Are Not Required” at 1:46:31.
He makes a similar point later on BTC Sessions, episode “Somebody Has To Eat The 40 Trillion Dollar Loss | Jack Mallers” (Mentor Sessions Ep 098, around September 24, 2026). The chapter “Just Use Bitcoin Core for Security” is listed at about 1:02:09.

2026-10-09 16:01:36 UTC

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Jack Mallers Show,
“How Bitcoin Custody Works & Breaking Down The Coldcard Incident” (about 2 hours 15 minutes, published August 4, 2026).
• YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QU1nJ4b6Hro
• Chapter “Offline Bitcoin Core as Cold Storage” starts at 1:17:44.
• Around 1:17:51 he says that if you mainly want to store bitcoin and rarely move it, you could buy a laptop, run Bitcoin Core, and keep the laptop offline and never connected to the internet. He frames Core as the most reviewed codebase in the ecosystem and contrasts that with specialized hardware-wallet firmware (in the context of the Coldcard incident).
• Related chapter: “Hardware Wallets Are Not Required” at 1:46:31.
He makes a similar point later on BTC Sessions, episode “Somebody Has To Eat The 40 Trillion Dollar Loss | Jack Mallers” (Mentor Sessions Ep 098, around September 24, 2026). The chapter “Just Use Bitcoin Core for Security” is listed at about 1:02:09

2026-10-09 01:25:40 UTC

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It’s an ancient Roman legal term
“the exception proves the rule”
Imagine a rule on a sign at the local pool
The sign says “No running”
One day a kid is seen running and someone yells, “no running!” and points at the sign.
That kid is the exception. The fact that someone has to say “that’s not allowed” shows the rule is real for everyone else. If there were no rule, nobody would say anything.

2026-10-09 00:22:54 UTC

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Rofl at the pic of pomp in there 😆
https://primal.net/e/nevent1qqs882rwwywn2a0qad0y308n62c28mutcuhqa028y948fumffufpetgctq96f

2026-10-09 00:19:54 UTC

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May i ask, Whats wrong with her?

2026-10-08 21:08:37 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/0f0f9f5343e8f60f3f8e0d982032819ea0437788031bc2ca53c4dc7a0926adcf.jpg

2026-10-08 20:25:56 UTC

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Hilarious 😂

2026-10-08 19:06:24 UTC

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Prove it.
Shoe on dick? Hahaha
#nevent1q…sleh

2026-10-08 18:47:38 UTC

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🤣
https://blossom.primal.net/87b1f9bcc24a8b0627c7af74eb4fcf0babe9510754ebb522111ae19b53811a40.jpg

2026-10-08 18:45:10 UTC

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Hi Helen! 🫣
https://v.nostr.build/A37JFNjgefQ2hrdUwPBbUj.mp4

2026-10-07 20:51:36 UTC

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Save some pussy for the rest of us

2026-10-07 01:29:19 UTC

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🫂
https://v.nostr.build/vLkZItOUEeBry2aubFE6MV.mov

2026-10-04 22:04:30 UTC

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@nprofile…z8f5
🤓

2026-10-03 19:21:56 UTC

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Especially if you’re Lindsay Clancy

2026-10-03 17:56:23 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/29275d5a184bc311714f45c892283d7bd3a8a86e4d65e3248d016a996bab5a76.jpg

2026-10-03 17:36:36 UTC

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*Start off easy and just always do a bit more.
*On days, I really don’t want to run or gym, i just make myself go and i tell myself ill just walk or do a little.
I usually end up doing my normal routine. It’s the starting that’s hard.

2026-10-03 17:22:20 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/ae5c40e2a4c342752d9cd96d662bfc078e91020881c4aefb97e29bd1f4143595.mov

2026-10-03 16:20:58 UTC

😆
https://blossom.primal.net/8e3f6ad45b471ea346454927179791e9ac8b66b44dfecd0278ea298e08ad789d.jpg

2026-10-03 16:16:24 UTC

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Fun fact:
Bonnie Tyler didn’t write that.
It was Jim Steinman
Same guy who also wrote the majority of hits that Meatloaf, Air Supply and Celine dion and Christopher Cross released. (Barry Manalow etc)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Steinman

2026-10-03 16:07:20 UTC

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Spicy

2026-10-03 15:59:18 UTC

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Shoplift the pootie 🍸

2026-10-03 14:58:24 UTC

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I catch him on Pomp from time to time.
Jordi is a very disingenuous investment advisor. I don’t think he’s stupid, i think he’s a self serving liar when it comes to how bullish he is on Ai.

2026-10-02 23:15:08 UTC

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Only if its a boy cat

2026-10-02 22:55:03 UTC

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Looking up what “dark skippy” refers to.Dark Skippy is a Bitcoin attack disclosed in 2024 by researchers Lloyd Fournier, Nick Farrow, and Robin Linus. It is not a flaw in one specific hardware wallet. It is a way a signing device already running malicious firmware can leak a wallet’s seed through normal transaction signatures.
Previously, similar “nonce exfiltration” ideas were thought to need dozens of signatures. Dark Skippy shows a full 12-word seed can be recovered from as few as two signatures (which can come from a single transaction).
### How it works
Bitcoin signatures (ECDSA or Schnorr) use a secret random nonce. Honest firmware picks a high-entropy nonce. Malicious firmware instead embeds chunks of the seed into low-entropy nonces, then signs as usual.
Those signatures are broadcast and end up on the blockchain. An attacker scans for them, recovers the weak nonces from the public nonce points with something like Pollard’s kangaroo algorithm, and reconstructs the seed. The device does not need to store the seed afterward, so “stateless” signers are not protected either. A BIP39 passphrase does not stop it, because the attack can target the master key material used in signing.
It only works if the device is already compromised—tampered hardware, a supply-chain issue, or a fraudulent firmware update. Official firmware that generates proper random nonces is not vulnerable by this method. The researchers said they had not seen it used in the wild as of the 2024 disclosure.
### Practical takeaway
Buy devices from the manufacturer, verify firmware, and treat any unexpected firmware prompt as hostile. Longer-term mitigations discussed by the authors include anti-exfiltration signing protocols and forcing nonces to include randomness chosen by the software wallet, which makes this style of embedding impractical.
Primary write-up: [darkskippy.com](https://darkskippy.com/faq.html). Summaries also appear from Nunchuk and The Bitcoin Manual.

2026-10-02 20:20:06 UTC

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Back in 90’s if you turned your cable box to the “adult” channels but weren’t subscribed to them, this is what you saw.

2026-10-02 00:16:28 UTC

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Their Marketing is getting creative. I like it.

2026-10-02 00:13:34 UTC

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I’d eat the shit out of that.
You eat that every day you’ll look like a pixie tho 🧚‍♂️

2026-10-01 22:07:27 UTC

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I bet ur mom hates when you call her that haha

2026-10-01 22:06:07 UTC

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Ikr…
I needed this shit last week. Now it’s too cold to put lights up. Fml

2026-10-01 20:58:37 UTC

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Nah, What’s wild is that trannies don’t know what a “woman” is.
(Btw, It means you have a dick and pretend you’re a woman)

2026-10-01 16:29:54 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/fa7d24b9a3cb843a79f7c790f5b290e73088cccc49aa75f9560c926e9c2558b4.jpg

2026-10-01 16:08:38 UTC

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End of times

2026-10-01 16:06:59 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/5f3cddce7fb17f7be81d9b4b4f8d3f7cde63f9c091627baa736fff26874abc1f.jpg

2026-10-01 15:53:30 UTC

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Just perspective.
Newer hodlers are just pussies. Haha

2026-10-01 02:15:02 UTC

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Unless you’re Ken Bolten. He got fucked real good this week.