TBone

Father.
Homesteader.
Steak Approver.
Ungovernable.
Unemployable.
#bitcoin only
#nostr only

Public Key

npub1wezprxcca3tttvnhncxsxhnhz25av6wml0jm9305tr94vjhmdj2s2e62hu

NIP-05 Address

Tbone@nostrplebs.com

Profile Code

nprofile1qqs8v3q3nvvwc444kfmeurgrtem392wkd8dlhedjch693j6kftake9gpz4mhxue69uhkg6t5w3hjuur4vghhyetvv9us4sr0zy

Publishing to

ditto.pub/relay

Author Public Key

npub1wezprxcca3tttvnhncxsxhnhz25av6wml0jm9305tr94vjhmdj2s2e62hu

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Last Notes

2026-09-21 02:10:07 UTC

When you have everything you could ever need, but your wife needs to buy you a birthday present.
https://blossom.primal.net/1c4773ed54414c63804a60739298f2a3a1d95dad2fad02d039dc3387bc431597.jpg

2026-06-02 05:41:47 UTC

#asknostr
Self hosted CCTV camera with night vision, wifi and solar panel.
What do you use? Go!
I gotta figure out what's taking my chooks and how they're getting in. And before you ask, no I'm not going to sit out in the garden in the middle of the night wearing a gilly suit waiting to pop pop foxes.
#farmstr

2026-03-19 03:05:29 UTC

Underwhelming fact of the day.
A single A4 sheet of paper weighs about 4.5 grams, which is less then weight of a standard printer.

2026-03-16 04:04:31 UTC

Underwhelming fact of the day.
There are more circular swimming pools in Greece then there are professional basketball players who own condos on any of Jupiter's moons.

2026-03-16 03:36:45 UTC

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So far, so good for me. 💪

2026-03-13 06:03:23 UTC

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I'm a simple man.
https://media.tenor.com/wHkx5bB6g1kAAAAC/idubbbz-ian.gif

2026-03-12 01:32:02 UTC

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@nprofile…egmj for my esim ($3 for 30 days/3GB)
Aldi mobile for my normie number (just used for incoming calls, texts and verification)

2026-03-12 01:22:26 UTC

How much is your phone bill?
I pay about 4000 sats per month.
Plus $12 per year for my 'normie' phone.
#asknostr

2026-03-05 05:34:36 UTC

😳
#nevent1q…3vlr

2026-02-25 21:10:51 UTC

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It's worth $1M for me. Coz sats/cents parity and coz dollars are 🚮, and we all know it's going there soon.

2026-02-20 07:00:08 UTC

Goats > bots
#nevent1q…62ns

2026-02-17 22:41:55 UTC

I approve
#nevent1q…nyk8

2026-02-16 21:28:31 UTC

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I came here to say this

2026-02-15 00:00:03 UTC

I approve
#nevent1q…2sxy

2026-02-08 22:49:53 UTC

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Picture, or it didn't happen

2026-02-08 21:58:59 UTC

I approve
#nevent1q…7wum

2026-02-07 06:45:38 UTC

I approve
#nevent1q…slgc

2026-02-05 22:40:16 UTC

TIL the Australian Stock Exchange opens 15 minutes early for 'privileged' people to place, amend or cancel orders ahead of time.
The fiat game is rigged.
The only way to win is not to play.
Opt out.

2026-02-03 07:22:59 UTC

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@nprofile…wywf on Graphene
I've always steered clear of apple products and I don't bother nostr-ing on computers.
But I'm curious to see what clients people use for Linux.

2026-02-03 07:19:40 UTC

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Clear data on the app and reload your private key. My only other suggestion

2026-02-03 05:13:05 UTC

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I don't have that problem. Are you sure your feed is 'All follows'?
Or maybe your still following hashtags they're using.

2026-01-31 10:38:26 UTC

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My food has names, not labels.

2026-01-31 10:16:47 UTC

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Any they all needed to be fuckable (fertile and good looking enough to attract a fertile mate)

2026-01-31 09:43:01 UTC

Eat nutrient-dense foods, and you'll have the energy and mental fortitude to automate the things that free up the time and energy to allow you access more nutrient-dense foods.
The opposite is also very true and results in a downward spiral of energy, health and time. This is how most people live today.
#steakstr

2026-01-29 22:55:33 UTC

I approve
#nevent1q…j4mq

2026-01-27 10:23:31 UTC

I approve
#nevent1q…dxgm

2026-01-26 06:22:25 UTC

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@nprofile…wywf
It crashes when experiencing ridiculous levels of spam.

2026-01-26 06:12:01 UTC

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Gotta tear the borders downs first.
Prolly need to fix the money before that.

2026-01-26 06:09:25 UTC

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Dunno. I just block them ASAP before my client crashes.

2026-01-26 06:08:25 UTC

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Early days. We learn from being in the sewer. FOSS gets stronger from being attacked. LFG
💪

2026-01-26 05:31:11 UTC

So are we all just hitting the block/report button before these fuckers crash our clients?
Are they all from the same relay?

2026-01-25 22:34:57 UTC

Today's weather.
Low 12⁰C
High 42⁰C
Wtf, do I live in the fkn desert?

2026-01-19 19:23:08 UTC

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Print parts for it. Then use it to print a new printer.

2026-01-19 06:40:44 UTC

This country is either under water or on fire. Not unlike the native fauna, the weather doesn't fuck around. https://image.nostr.build/a6f9ca549624039a5b5cbcb9864eb9b32775e7a17926ea188225ae193b9fb4ac.jpg

2026-01-16 06:29:04 UTC

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What's so great about it?
I tried it and it appears exactly the same.

2026-01-16 05:59:26 UTC

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Is it actually any good? I was looking at it for my graphene phone.

2026-01-16 00:22:30 UTC

I approve
#nevent1q…466q

2026-01-15 22:50:21 UTC

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That's like a different country. 😂

2026-01-14 20:52:04 UTC

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In Spanish weekdays are named after the planets in no particular order and Monday is named after the moon which isn't even a planet. There's some useless info for you.

2026-01-14 11:23:31 UTC

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Fond memories of driving along the beach at Hardwicke Bay and sleeping under the stars.

2026-01-14 06:43:58 UTC

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Greenly beach on the EP is a hidden gem too.

2026-01-14 06:43:19 UTC

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I used to have a beach house there... Before it got all upmarket. 😂

2026-01-11 05:32:08 UTC

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https://image.nostr.build/e9e9746bca94d47989e3072a49048c9ea1bf1792ef2ba586a1246f1ef1c772cf.jpg

2026-01-07 20:35:26 UTC

I approve
#nevent1q…mlav

2026-01-07 07:06:15 UTC

DGAF, I'm still mining. 🥵
https://image.nostr.build/5277bcb745be4ddb815aef4eca6c3dd6f22ba94ae5063175d7694c7cee3a6c8e.jpg

2026-01-05 21:12:53 UTC

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Valid point, the SSD is the expense at the moment.

2026-01-01 21:13:51 UTC

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Dolphins are just gay sharks

2025-12-31 23:23:48 UTC

https://image.nostr.build/a79b9d27777ab5a2ee98661e4d5dcfbb076091a447aafecc2d124eea7788cb56.jpg
Today is the day, Balrog. Aggressive rosters shall not pass.
#homesteading

2025-12-31 12:09:42 UTC

Just made it to the end of the 9:30 fireworks.
Way past my bedtime now.
GN
Happy new year.

2025-12-30 12:39:02 UTC

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17 years and we've only stolen $2T back from the elites.
We are so fucking early.

2025-12-30 12:26:41 UTC

Yes, I've been keeping track since my twitter days.
$15.5T in 6 years - and no slowing down in sight.
For context, assuming an average American earns around $50,000 per year, $15.5 trillion is equivalent to the LIFETIME earnings of about 310 million people.
https://image.nostr.build/0fd824096995be66559e81b7901bd6db7240533c5578724ac18be644ff8ff923.jpg https://image.nostr.build/3eb10d318a1b8a8ffa7938aa604d43ae7fde46d2c8779fd074e3c0fafc1cac13.jpg

2025-12-29 23:38:29 UTC

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This didn't age well.
https://video.nostr.build/8a9cfbc5163a387ae15f24ea1fd821cc7eca5482b1346a359e16c310fea2b99a.mp4

2025-12-26 20:57:30 UTC

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Haven't heard from him in a while

2025-12-25 09:27:13 UTC

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It's so close to what I want.
Could it be enhanced to do this?
#nevent1q…h55k

2025-12-24 20:34:03 UTC

Merry Christmas from the future.

2025-12-24 09:05:46 UTC

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Mine's fine. Have you tried turning it off and on again?

2025-12-22 02:46:26 UTC

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Congrats on the 3 blocks! Good luck with having kids. 😁

2025-12-22 01:35:52 UTC

Make babies. It's easier apparently.
Probability of a sperm reaching the egg: 2.67 × 10^−9
Probability of a single hash finding a block: 1.59 × 10^−21
The probability of a single hash finding a block is approximately 1 in 630 quintillion, while the probability of a sperm reaching the egg is around 1 in 375 million. This means that the chance of a sperm reaching the egg is many orders of magnitude higher than the chance of a single hash finding a block.

2025-12-21 20:40:19 UTC

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Important work, where you'll actually have something to show at the end.
Not many people can say that these days.
I appreciate your hashes brother.
Merry Xmas
👊

2025-12-19 12:32:36 UTC

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Can't believe I used to pirate Microsoft products back in the day.
Turns out I just indoctrinated people to using that garbage.

2025-12-19 12:22:49 UTC

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Supply and demand?
Though .onion addresses are free 🤔

2025-12-19 12:18:42 UTC

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The absurd thing is, if it's not money, then point (a) and (c) are irrelevant.

2025-12-18 09:05:25 UTC

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#nevent1q…5uyd

2025-12-18 09:04:55 UTC

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I literally made this years ago when I went through my cringy meme stage. https://video.nostr.build/59214f1ebfd96a49dfd8a9bc65bb8dc740352729223849a4fe197a9f895a566b.mp4 😂

2025-12-16 06:24:38 UTC

#dogstr
https://image.nostr.build/4ee1ed9f357df2450af5094121c0bbe659491b98c5c50581920df0eb1f7edac0.jpg

2025-12-16 06:22:40 UTC

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Yeah, but I'm not very tech savvy, so I'm getting it 2 days later.

2025-12-15 21:09:04 UTC

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I asked @nprofile…xlqy to start cutting my hair last year. The first time was questionable, but she does an amazing job now.
If you pay for haircuts, you're short bitcoin.

2025-12-13 08:41:56 UTC

I approve
#nevent1q…8k34

2025-12-12 23:48:24 UTC

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Given the rate of inflation and cost of production, my estimate is they will be 3d printed.

2025-12-12 23:43:34 UTC

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Yeah, Balrog is going into the pot next month. He's ok with the chooks, but he's super aggressive with @nprofile…xlqy
Fortunately, Ninja looks like he's going to be a nicer rooster.
#meanroosters
#homesteading

2025-12-12 20:58:29 UTC

I approve
#nevent1q…5kek

2025-12-03 04:48:49 UTC

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Literally the female version of the Bourne series.

2025-11-16 05:40:08 UTC

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🤢
I would HATE to see the ingredients in that.

2025-11-15 21:00:37 UTC

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https://image.nostr.build/89f273d6866eea8c40f0687181a55d4b587a1a9b2196aa8ef73a2ff53809525b.jpg
Check out my exposed root!

2025-11-15 20:54:27 UTC

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I see no tools or workbench.
0/0 would not recommend.

2025-11-01 22:29:08 UTC

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Yes
Don't trust, verify.
#nevent1q…yf03

2025-10-29 20:47:58 UTC

I approve
#nevent1q…j8wr

2025-10-25 23:22:40 UTC

https://image.nostr.build/a23d2bb377f2600f2e13637769ffe200abb5cb5ca42001dc0b9444f555ba346d.jpg https://image.nostr.build/bb9e419da15469ee397a1d576cd58497c7faa105fcac7f5c58d75b28d084505a.jpg

2025-03-10 02:38:13 UTC

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Always zap more than you receive