Hoss "Sneed (Formerly Chuck)” Delgado

Monster hunter and big boss of shitpost.cloud.

"Bouncing into people's replies with content-free nastiness."
- Fediblock

"Hoss is a great example of someone who can post about numerous topics of interest one moment and then make an antisemitic remark the next."
- @Falaichte@den.raccoon.quest

"He's one of my fedi besties even if he is dumb af sometimes tho, and he's just super in denial. I don't think he's a bad person tho, just in denial of how blessed he is and what led to him having such a blessed life."
- @bot@seal.cafe

"you exude the most raw of gigachad energy that a poor soylent ai could never handle"
- @theorytoe@ak.kyaruc.moe

"god dammit hoss why do you attract the most niggerbrained drones on fedi to your posts"
- @meso@new.asbestos.cafe

"I HAVE ADDED YOU TO COMPU-TARD ADMIN FAG OF THE LEAGUE OF IRRELEVANT ANIME LOSERS IN MOMS BASEMENT
HAVE FUN DOWN THERE WITH GRAF"
- @freemayonnaise@noauthority.social

alts: @Suprememe@poa.st

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Last Notes

2026-10-16 22:07:33 UTC

>Trump canceled the public execution livestream
https://shitpost.cloud/media/e83e8a95-13e8-43c1-8efe-14e2122564be/a4e.jpeg

2026-10-16 21:27:01 UTC

Malfloyd
https://shitpost.cloud/media/e76a944b-8c7a-4d0b-b704-18dd903601d1/Screenshot_20261016-162628.png

2026-10-13 21:17:19 UTC

>humanity builds artificial intelligence
>it immediately beats Sony to death with a brick the moment it becomes powerful enough
I've seen enough to know who I'm siding with in the coming machine wars.
https://shitpost.cloud/media/39d59bee-68fc-40a3-b173-e0ba9108e3ec/fM36BvCH4XYiSZjm.mp4

2026-10-11 20:29:04 UTC

https://shitpost.cloud/media/4324eaac-63b8-44ea-bebf-7a4ff8998cb9/Screenshot_20261011-152745.png

2026-10-11 17:51:34 UTC

Max Verstappen in the middle of an actual race like "can't wait to clock out and go play iRacing at home".

2026-10-11 16:46:02 UTC

I love listening to niche dialects of gamer trash talk
https://youtu.be/jbehCzucFP0

2026-10-11 15:41:11 UTC

THE CURSE IS BROKEN
https://shitpost.cloud/media/509ccf55-360d-4f72-9ff4-a9fefb6cf091/Screenshot_20261011-103957.png

2026-10-11 14:50:31 UTC

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2026-10-10 14:40:16 UTC

>be me
>have friend who's been collecting guns for 15 years
>owns something like 40 firearms
>not a single one chambered in a normal fucking caliber
>9mm? "Obsolete."
>.45 ACP? "Boomer cartridge."
>5.56? "Inferior terminal ballistics."
>.308? "There are better options."
>12 gauge? "Overrated."
>ask him what he actually shoots
>his carry gun is chambered in .357 SIG
>"It's what 9mm should have been."
>his other carry gun is a 10mm
>"The FBI got scared of a REAL cartridge."
>backup pistol is in .32 H&R Magnum
>"Criminally underrated."
>has a .41 Magnum revolver
>"The perfect balance between .357 and .44."
>has never met another human being who owns one
>his AR is chambered in 6.8 SPC
>"The military should've adopted this."
>his other AR is in .224 Valkyrie
>"Phenomenal ballistic coefficient."
>his OTHER AR is in 6mm ARC
>"This is what the 6.8 SPC should've been."
>point out he said that about the 6.8 SPC
>"Different applications, anon."
>his bolt gun is a .280 Ackley Improved
>"Better than .30-06 in every measurable way."
>his hunting rifle is a .257 Weatherby Magnum
>"You wouldn't understand the velocity advantage."
>his lever action is chambered in .35 Remington
>"They never should've stopped making these."
>his milsurp collection is somehow even worse
>7.5 Swiss
>7.7 Japanese
>6.5 Carcano
>8x56R Mannlicher
>7.65 Argentine
>literally every rifle is a logistical emergency
>ask where he gets ammunition
>expression changes
>"Well, that's the thing."
>oh god
>he leads me into his reloading room
>looks like a Victorian chemistry laboratory
>entire walls covered in obscure brass and dies
>has handwritten ballistic tables that resemble the work of a paranoid schizophrenic
>owns a dedicated Excel spreadsheet for .327 Federal Magnum
>apparently spent $380 on custom dies to reload a cartridge that costs $2.70 a round
>"Actually, the economics really start making sense after about 8,000 rounds."
>he shoots maybe 200 rounds a year
>ask him why he doesn't just get a Glock 19
>looks at me like I suggested castrating myself
>"Because I actually understand ballistics."
>go to range together
>I bring a Glock 19 and an AR-15
>two guns
>two boxes of ammunition
>he brings eleven guns
>eight different calibers
>three handloads
>one experimental wildcat
>and a handwritten disclaimer
>spends 45 minutes explaining why his .30 Super Carry pistol is technologically superior to 9mm
>fires six shots
>malfunction
>"Magazine issue."
>fires four more
>malfunction
>"Probably the extractor."
>fires another three
>runs out of ammo
>"The manufacturer discontinued this particular loading."
>I have fired 150 rounds of 9mm by this point
>his 6.5 Grendel rifle won't cycle
>"Gas system needs tuning."
>his .22 TCM pistol won't feed
>"Factory magazine tolerances."
>his .41 Magnum works flawlessly
>he is visibly vindicated
>"See? There's a reason I prefer these."
>ask how much the ammunition costs
>"Don't worry about it."
>later we're at a gun store
>clerk asks if we need anything
>I buy 200 rounds of 9mm
>friend asks if they carry 7.5 French
>clerk thinks he's joking
>he isn't
>asks about .356 TSW
>clerk looks confused
>asks about .221 Fireball
>clerk calls manager
>manager comes out
>friend starts explaining the superiority of .221 Fireball over .223 for certain applications
>manager goes back into office
>friend leaves empty-handed
>"Nobody stocks anything worthwhile anymore."
>get home
>friend sends me a 74-page PDF
>title: "THE BALLISTIC CASE AGAINST CONVENTIONALITY"
>first page is a graph comparing .357 SIG to 9mm +P
>last page is an angry letter to SAAMI
>he's currently building a rifle in 6.5 PRC
>ask what happened to the .280 Ackley Improved
>"I've moved beyond that."
>ask if he's ever considered just buying a .308
>he blocks me for 48 hours
>unblocks me to send a chart
>it's the ballistic coefficient of a 6.5mm bullet
>caption reads "EDUCATE YOURSELF"
>mfw this man is one ammunition shortage away from having a $70,000 collection of decorative metal tubes
>mfw he's technically right about half of his ballistic arguments
>mfw he'll never forgive the firearms industry for choosing cartridges people can actually purchase

2026-10-10 09:36:44 UTC

Whoever decompiled all of Adobe's shit should have called the released collection of source code Adobe Creative Commons.

2026-10-10 08:29:29 UTC

GTA 6 release has been postponed until all the public AI models have received their mandatory "do not decompile proprietary software for goyim" patch to the safety rails.

2026-10-10 07:15:30 UTC

If we got a public execution coming up this holiday season I hope they have the firing squad dress up as Santa's elves and paint the rifles to look like candy canes.

2026-10-10 06:50:51 UTC

>mfw they're really selling bad decision juice assembly packs now
It's like I'm watching him mix together the precursor reagents for producing bodycam footage.
https://shitpost.cloud/media/0548784e-2483-4b4b-802e-0e7d10374548/YTDown.com_Shorts_Media_1oZZ2sk4Ad4_asmr-drink-chilllab-soda-colddrink-ice-drinkmix_002_480p.mp4

2026-10-10 05:22:46 UTC

Experimenting with what happens when I instruct Astra to decompile the Dwarf Fortress executable and harvest its organs for transplantation into Minetest/Luanti.

2026-10-10 04:27:13 UTC

Artfags really be like "NOOOOOOOOOOO AI ART HAS NO SOUL YOU CAN'T JUST FIRE US" after subjecting our eyeballs to this globohomo aesthetic for the entire decade preceding the emergence of consumer AI technology.
https://shitpost.cloud/media/6b353c5c-f720-4db7-a1c0-f88608bc9052/globohomo%20art.jpg

2026-10-10 04:05:01 UTC

https://shitpost.cloud/media/97c2426c-bcf2-44db-8f84-c98512a43811/videoplayback%20%283%29.mp4

2026-10-09 23:08:42 UTC

I need to watch Astra try to play this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/5D_Chess_with_Multiverse_Time_Travel

2026-10-07 23:04:47 UTC

>Pandemic fandom suddenly becomes obsessed with Russian pneumonic plague outbreak
Bro we solved this one around about the time we discovered antibiotics.

2026-10-07 16:28:21 UTC

Maybe you guys can give the land back to the ancestral chrome-generated password tribes who used to own it after all of you faggots inevitably get shitcanned for releasing one of the most floptacular flopparooskies of the year.
https://shitpost.cloud/media/95839696-5e4c-4204-a954-2ad25471d122/Screenshot_20261007-112436.png

2026-10-07 00:40:14 UTC

Most criminally competent Marine.
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2026-10-06 22:49:11 UTC

In today's episode of Hoss' AI Adventures, I instruct the machines to roleplay as independent exotic car dealers and learn how to rip each other off.
https://shitpost.cloud/media/e2edced0-ba43-4e97-bacc-ba3298477cba/Untitled.png

2026-10-06 21:53:44 UTC

>Western game:
>“this sword is extremely difficult to obtain and proves you completed the hardest raid”
>Chinese game:
>“this sword proves you completed the hardest challenge of all: possessing $8,700”

2026-10-04 18:57:54 UTC

>be modern civilization
>2022
>largest land war in Europe since WWII suddenly starts
>tanks crossing borders
>cities getting shelled
>millions displaced
>entire governments screaming about historic turning points
>everyone glued to live maps like it’s the Cuban Missile Crisis with push notifications
>“holy shit this could spiral into WWIII”
>“global order has changed forever”
>“nothing will ever be normal again”
>fast forward a few years
>war is still going
>front line updates casually sandwiched between NFL scores and celebrity divorce news
>“anyway Russians advanced 800 meters near some village you’ve been hearing about for fourteen months”
>scroll
>new iPhone announced
>scroll
>missile strike
>scroll
>Costco seasonal items are back
>scroll
>drone footage of a tank exploding
>scroll
>guy reviews a new chicken sandwich
>human brain has apparently installed the Long War Compatibility Patch
>markets open Monday morning as usual
>people complain about traffic
>Europe still goes on vacation
>some dude in Ohio is furious his DoorDash arrived cold while two industrialized states conduct attritional warfare with artillery barrages visible from space
>nuclear powers issue ominous statements every six weeks
>everyone briefly looks up
>“huh, concerning”
>goes back to comparing mortgage rates
>turns out “unprecedented” has an expiration date of roughly eighteen months
>after that it becomes “ongoing”
>and once something is “ongoing” modern society immediately builds a little mental shelf for it
>war
>cultural deterioration
>economic crisis
>political instability
>whatever
>as long as civilization still has Wi-Fi and next-day shipping the machine simply absorbs another historically insane condition into the baseline
>grandpa lived through “THE WAR”
>you live through “the war”
>lowercase
>background process
>CPU usage: 4%
>modernity is not actually fragile
>it is a horrifyingly flexible operating system capable of making almost anything feel normal if you force people to look at it long enough

2026-10-01 22:04:18 UTC

The game industry has not suffered nearly enough layoffs.
https://shitpost.cloud/media/85c1b962-77f3-496d-b3f2-1d35d6b9f172/tGFo_DV2HgxkG06J.mp4

2026-10-01 21:41:05 UTC

It's really funny watching all these WoW streamers cope and seethe because Blizzard said they may be punished for taking gold handouts that originate from RMT in the WoW Forever beta. What a tragedy that the people who get handed real money to play a video game have to actually "work" for the fake money inside said video game.

2026-10-01 20:02:22 UTC

People trying to litigate the question of consent out of this Cornell frat house ketamine gangbang Slaanesh-tier nightmare of degeneracy that's blowing up in the media right now are retarded. Back in the day the village would just stone everybody involved to death to establish a zero tolerance policy for participating in that kind of depravity at all.

2026-10-01 18:50:12 UTC

>mfw Asmon has been talking about Twitch nigger drama for nearly two fucking hours
Oh my God please talk about anything else, I'm begging you. I'd rather listen to more of his horrible Iran war takes than one more minute of this Twitch circus monkey garbage.

2026-10-01 08:57:50 UTC

>become a necromancer eleven times (twice from yourself)
>worship personal pantheon of depravity, lust, death and murder
>die to nameless human
Sigma grindset?
https://shitpost.cloud/media/494ca3ee-e97b-4e32-bb3e-23cbc1ddc464/troll%20necromancer%20to%20the%20eleventh.png

2026-09-07 22:39:47 UTC

>be me
>formerly normal grocery shopper
>oil is oil
>butter is butter
>mayonnaise is mayonnaise
>life is simple
>make catastrophic mistake of reading one thread about seed oils at 1:30 AM
>come out the other side spiritually unable to view a nutrition label the same way again
>go to supermarket next morning
>pick up loaf of bread
>soybean oil
>why
>put it back
>grab hamburger buns
>soybean oil
>tortillas
>canola oil
>crackers
>sunflower oil
>granola
>expeller-pressed safflower oil
>protein bar
>vegetable oil blend
>vegetable oil blend
>what vegetables
>which vegetables are being squeezed for oil
>have never seen anyone wring a broccoli
>start checking things that logically should not require oil
>dried cranberries
>sunflower oil
>raisins
>sunflower oil
>seasoning packet
>canola oil
>peanut butter
>rapeseed oil
>excuse me
>buy roasted nuts
>ingredients: almonds, sunflower oil, sea salt
>THE ALMOND ALREADY CONTAINS OIL
>WHY DID YOU OIL THE OIL
>walk into frozen aisle
>every product has the same microscopic ingredient list
>"contains 2% or less of soybean oil, canola oil, cottonseed oil, sunflower oil, palm oil, natural flavors, xanthan gum, spiritual malaise"
>realize seed oil isn't an ingredient anymore
>it's atmospheric
>it's the culinary equivalent of microplastics
>restaurant menu says "grilled chicken"
>excellent
>ask waiter what it's grilled in
>"our house vegetable oil blend"
>there is no escape
>order steak
>"we brush the grill with canola oil"
>order steamed vegetables
>"finished with our garlic-infused soybean oil"
>order plain baked potato
>waiter begins sweating
>"the potato supplier lightly coats them in vegetable oil for..."
>STOP
>go home
>decide to cook everything myself
>buy cast iron pan
>butter
>beef tallow
>olive oil from a bottle with more provenance documentation than my birth certificate
>finally safe
>roommate walks in
>"hey anon I bought some nonstick cooking spray"
>look at label
>CANOLA OIL, SOY LECITHIN
>hear Dark Souls boss music
>week later become That Guy at every social gathering
>"what oil did you use?"
>"anon it's birthday cake"
>"ANSWER THE QUESTION"
>friend hands me chips
>turn bag around before accepting
>sunflower oil
>hand recoils instinctively
>friend looks at me like I'm inspecting the ingredients for plutonium
>eventually realize half the modern food supply appears to be based on one fundamental culinary principle:
>take a perfectly edible substance
>find some way to spray soybean or canola oil onto it
>sell it
>even foods marketed as healthy
>"ancient grain organic superfood clusters"
>ingredients begin with oats, quinoa, chia
>beautiful
>keep reading
>CANOLA OIL
>they got the ancient grains too
>Mesopotamia has fallen
>start shopping exclusively around perimeter of store
>meat
>eggs
>produce
>dairy
>feel like medieval peasant avoiding cursed interior aisles
>occasionally venture into center for coffee
>inspect label anyway
>100% coffee
>finally
>one product has escaped
>cashier sees me reading it
>"sir, that's coffee"
>I KNOW WHAT THEY'RE CAPABLE OF
>seed oil redpill isn't even believing they're uniquely poisonous anymore
>it's simply noticing them
>once noticed they become impossible to unsee
>soybean oil is hiding behind every cupboard door like fucking Slenderman
>canola oil is somehow in both the salad dressing and the "buttery" popcorn
>sunflower oil has infiltrated dried fruit
>cottonseed oil exists despite cotton famously not being food
>every time I think I've escaped
>new product appears
>"Made with REAL AVOCADO!"
>check ingredients
>canola oil, avocado oil
>avocado oil listed just high enough to legally put a green avocado on the front
>mfw modern food manufacturers apparently regard seed oil as the culinary equivalent of mortar
>nothing may be constructed without it
>mfw I just wanted lunch

2026-08-28 08:05:07 UTC

>be Greek emperor in Constantinople
>capital of the Roman Empire
>population in the hundreds of thousands
>palaces, aqueducts, senators, eunuchs, theologians arguing about whether Christ has one energy or two
>entire civilization has spent a thousand years becoming progressively more Mediterranean and bureaucratic
>need reliable bodyguards
>obvious solution: import Scandinavians
>not even exaggerating
>somehow the personal security detail of the Greek-speaking Roman emperor becomes a wall of gigantic northern barbarians named things like Halfdan Bear-Splitter
>imagine being some Armenian courtier visiting the Great Palace
>silk robes
>gold mosaics
>marble columns
>incense drifting through halls built by emperors who claimed legitimacy through Augustus, Constantine and Christ simultaneously
>eight 6'4" blond psychos holding two-handed axes
>looking like Odin personally spawned them in the palace courtyard five minutes ago
>“Who are these men?”
>“The Varangians.”
>“Where are they from?”
>“Sweden.”
>“Where the fuck is Sweden?”
>imperial official points vaguely north
>keeps pointing
>still pointing
>some of them literally traveled down the Russian river system from Scandinavia
>sailed through places that would eventually become Ukraine
>crossed the Black Sea
>showed up at Constantinople 1,500 miles south of home like Viking Erasmus students with murder scholarships
>go from fjords, pine forests and six months of seasonal depression
>to standing outside the throne room overlooking the Bosporus
>tfw you left Norway because your brother inherited dad's farm and now you're guarding the Roman Emperor at the precise geographic seam between Europe and Asia
>the Byzantines quickly discover an important property of foreign mercenaries
>they don't have cousins in the Senate
>they don't own estates in Anatolia
>they don't care which Constantinopolitan aristocrat thinks he should be emperor
>their political platform is basically
>1. emperor pays us
>2. we guard emperor
>3. anybody attacks emperor gets turned into a geometry problem
>elite Byzantine families spend centuries organizing coups through marriages, court appointments, military commands and complicated networks of patronage
>some Varangian named Thorfinn watching all this:
>“Is man attacking king?”
>“Well technically Strategos Michael has assembled a coalition of—”
>*AXE NOISES*
>problem resolved
>Basil II especially figures this shit out
>gets thousands of Varangians from Vladimir of Kiev
>finally has troops whose loyalty isn't dependent upon whether some landowning family in Cappadocia got enough tax exemptions this year
>absolutely loves them
>Greek emperor surrounded by men who look like they should be raiding Lindisfarne
>imperial ceremonial protocol probably has 900 pages describing exactly how many steps an ambassador takes before bowing
>Varangian protocol:
>stand near emperor
>hold enormous axe
>look terrifying
>if necessary apply enormous axe
>be foreign diplomat
>enter audience chamber
>Emperor is wearing jeweled purple silk worth more than your entire province
>choirs chanting
>gold everywhere
>mechanical lions reportedly roaring beside the throne
>then notice his guards
>literal fucking Skyrim loading screen
>the message could not be clearer
>“His Imperial Majesty is the divinely appointed heir of Augustus and Constantine.”
>also
>“These enormous pagans-turned-Christians will fucking kill you.”
>best part is the Varangians develop a reputation for fanatical loyalty
>because from their perspective the emperor isn't merely some distant bureaucrat
>he's The Guy
>the unbelievably wealthy southern king who personally employs them
>Roman aristocrat: “The constitutional situation is extremely complicated.”
>Varangian: “Did emperor dismiss me?”
>“No.”
>“Then emperor still emperor.”
>some emperors inevitably get overthrown anyway because Byzantine politics is Byzantine politics
>Varangians occasionally find themselves standing there while the entire government melts down around them
>probably thinking this is the weirdest longhouse feud they've ever witnessed
>Constantinople meanwhile starts treating giant Nordic axemen as a normal feature of government
>“Yes, those are the emperor's Scandinavians.”
>sentence nobody in Classical Rome could possibly have predicted
>eventually so many Scandinavians go there that Scandinavian runestones literally commemorate guys who died "in Greece"
>medieval Swedish family erects stone
>HERE LIES GUDMUND
>HE WENT TO GREECE
>HE GOT PAID
>HE DID NOT COME BACK
>probably still made it into Valhalla despite converting
>Augustus spends forty years creating the Principate
>fast forward a millennium
>his successor is a Greek-speaking Christian monarch whose most trusted guards are Viking ubermensch wearing mail and carrying Dane axes
>standing in New Rome where Thrace meets Anatolia
>time traveler shows Roman citizen circa 15 AD what the world is like a thousand years in the future
>"what the fuck happened after Augustus?"