Partisan Night Slut :pns:

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Based in: Pakistan

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2026-10-14 13:31:41 UTC

Man Climbs Into Tiger Enclosure and It Ends Exactly How You’d Think 💀 - YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wATAXCCqqaA

2026-10-14 13:30:42 UTC

Could science have prevented this? Undoubtedly.
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2026-10-14 12:35:51 UTC

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Are these lake submarines?

2026-10-14 12:19:59 UTC

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2026-10-14 12:17:12 UTC

We all know they're just using this issue to model their wares. Like whores.
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2026-10-14 12:07:49 UTC

That's a new one, lol.
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2026-10-14 12:03:32 UTC

The fairer sex? I have more doubts than data to support that.
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2026-10-14 11:58:38 UTC

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2026-10-14 11:27:00 UTC

WTF is she talking about? She's a filthy sock with a face drawn on it.
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2026-10-14 03:45:37 UTC

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2026-10-14 02:40:12 UTC

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2026-10-14 00:47:03 UTC

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2026-10-13 18:14:42 UTC

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2026-10-13 16:31:55 UTC

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I expect she's posted this conspicuously on a platform she shares with her parents, like FB.

2026-10-13 16:20:17 UTC

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Should be able to unplug it on the board.

2026-10-13 16:11:37 UTC

Western men look like idiots to the rest of the world.
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2026-10-13 15:58:05 UTC

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2026-10-13 15:55:22 UTC

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2026-10-13 11:24:27 UTC

I won't subject you to the audio.
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2026-10-13 11:22:00 UTC

It's like taking on some parents' burden of a perpetual adolescent.
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2026-10-13 09:38:37 UTC

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It is beyond INSANE that fat chicks wear crap like that out in public.

2026-10-13 09:30:45 UTC

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"Ma'am. stop resisting, I need to search your fannypack."
"I'm not wearing a fannypack."

2026-10-12 23:58:23 UTC

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Their people don't have the brains to know WHY.

2026-10-12 23:55:45 UTC

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Could they fulfill the stereotype any more?

2026-10-12 23:54:14 UTC

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Brothers, 10 and 11. They were upset because the deli ran out of hot chicken wings.

2026-10-12 23:23:45 UTC

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I had mine slanted forward and down slightly. Ends slightly below level.

2026-10-12 23:22:03 UTC

I loved bar ends. They allowed for your arms to stretch out, gave you good purchase for climbing and kept the worst branches off your knucks.
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2026-10-12 23:18:03 UTC

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2026-10-12 22:44:03 UTC

Most guys have checked out on dating, but not this guy.
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2026-10-12 22:29:57 UTC

Diabetic shock or seizure. Bout all I got.
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2026-10-12 22:01:50 UTC

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2026-10-12 21:04:02 UTC

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2026-10-12 17:01:43 UTC

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2026-10-12 16:38:43 UTC

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2026-10-12 16:34:26 UTC

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2026-10-12 15:40:18 UTC

Thailand. Tourists without shame. Or sense. Worth the risk to steal fucking candy.
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2026-10-12 15:09:04 UTC

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2026-10-12 15:01:47 UTC

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2026-10-12 14:47:25 UTC

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This is an abuse of the 'healthcare' they all think we should have.

2026-10-12 14:46:36 UTC

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Women have abuse every trust we've placed in them. Some of them are incredibly fundamental to function society.

2026-10-12 14:44:40 UTC

"Voluntary mandatory."
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2026-10-12 14:39:26 UTC

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2026-10-12 14:29:48 UTC

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2026-10-12 13:42:32 UTC

Get a load of the ego on her. Many such cases.
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2026-10-12 13:28:58 UTC

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And then they want Communism, perhaps the most brutally utilitarian government you could get. Sorry, Comrade. You work in the factory.

2026-10-12 13:17:23 UTC

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There was a time in the 90s when you could be in a crowd, throw a rock and hit a girl who 'wanted' to be a marine biologist. As though they were needed. It was pre-Climate Change.

2026-10-12 13:00:59 UTC

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One of the stupidest things Westerners taught their children was that they could be anything they wanted to be. That wasn't true.

2026-10-12 12:56:02 UTC

His worries are a product of youth. And for good reason, that's when you need to be starting a family.
But over time he will get more self-confident and the need to talk to somebody will diminish. He'll get more capable and credible. By then the women will be over the hill.
The Jews have targeted young women for this very reason. Expect perfection and nothing less. Spin them like tops and watch an entire generation break the chain.
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2026-10-12 12:52:44 UTC

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2026-10-12 11:53:42 UTC

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It prolly assumes I'm homeless and shows me the lowest price.

2026-10-12 11:52:59 UTC

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I don't bring a phone with me. Anywhere, really.

2026-10-12 11:45:52 UTC

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I have no idea why people gamble. This isn't costing me a cent but I'm miserable.

2026-10-12 11:45:16 UTC

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c00p picked first. He got McDavid.

2026-10-12 11:44:00 UTC

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The worst of it is, three of the teams are either Obi's family or related. And they autodrafted. It's not they picked their winners.

2026-10-12 11:42:34 UTC

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I was 5th in the draft, so all the power picks were gone. I took Draisaitl.

2026-10-12 11:41:12 UTC

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I'm up against Obi this week.
You only get 5 active Fwds, 3 Def and 2 Goalies to make points with.
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2026-10-12 11:29:34 UTC

The Bad News Bangers
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2026-10-12 04:12:00 UTC

Anal Grease with the flagrant foul.
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2026-10-12 03:13:31 UTC

They call it school. Because they can. It's really just pre-prison.
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2026-10-12 02:48:10 UTC

My GF HATED it (justifiably so) when I'd tell her, "Well it's clearly a priority for you. I don't know why you haven't done it yet."
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2026-10-12 02:07:18 UTC

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2026-10-12 01:34:03 UTC

The draft lottery this year will be CHI. DET, PHI, VAN and CGY.

2026-10-11 20:50:03 UTC

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2026-10-11 19:22:16 UTC

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You get the sense these invaders think being American is solely buying shit and services. There's no comprehension of any duty to their new nation, ever.

2026-10-11 19:12:32 UTC

Rather Than Take the Ticket, She Fled Into a Felony - YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_SvbNmtv0E

2026-10-11 18:00:09 UTC

I bet they're fun to drink with.
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2026-10-11 17:25:12 UTC

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If my parents were ANYTHING, they were cogent, clear and articulate.

2026-10-11 17:24:29 UTC

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My recollection serves that it must have started with the blacks.

2026-10-11 17:18:50 UTC

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This one is even worse. She adds a definite article to the first two. Just shut up. Gawd.
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2026-10-11 17:16:28 UTC

I just want all the kids to hear this: it's not 'this, that and the third.' It's 'this, that and the other.'
What clunkasaurus started this 'third' bullshit? Good for you you can count.

2026-10-11 17:00:45 UTC

Watch a bro ruin his life.
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2026-10-11 16:59:29 UTC

A Kick streamerbro was flexing getting some chick's number and she grabbed his phone and ran off with it.
She has a good line about our dollarettes.
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2026-10-11 16:51:15 UTC

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There are no end to these types abusing perhaps the most basic element of adult living: paying your rent.
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2026-10-11 16:49:48 UTC

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People like her make no plans or have any contingencies for action if they lose. They just ride their dinky bike until the wheels fall off.

2026-10-11 16:47:21 UTC

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I don't get how people will decide to live with Damocles' Sword hanging over their head forever.
Now she's on about her occupancy being since August so it affords her the right to apply to the landlord herself. Her assumption is she can just go fill out the paperwork and be done.
Like any landlord wants someone like her in their building.

2026-10-11 16:44:21 UTC

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She has nothing on paper to prove that landlord has permitted her residency. Her entire case is she paid money to someone who wasn't the landlord and the 'rental agreement' she claims is texts between her and the former tenant.
Now she's simply trying to extend the process because the judge is going to drop a decision that will permit the cops to remove her. And she's playing dumb, but it's over dummy.

2026-10-11 16:41:30 UTC

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So SHE was paying rent (ostensibly) to the former tenant. She says he wasn't passing it on to the landlord.
These people are moronic.

2026-10-11 16:38:01 UTC

Entitled Pro Se Squatter Says She Cannot Be Removed!! Assaults Landlord - YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mjRxpc-PNk
First she doesn't want to state her name in the court hearing until she has legal aid. Then she relates how she was given permission to live in the unit by a former tenant. The judge points out he can't verify anything without her legal name. She counters with she'll give the judge her name but not the landlord because she fears harassment. So she can live there anonymously? Huh?

2026-10-11 16:18:11 UTC

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If you work next to the biggest guy in the plant, it gets funnier.

2026-10-11 15:57:50 UTC

Clarksville, TN
Don't bomb hospitals but abortion's OK because those aren't kids.
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2026-10-11 15:34:34 UTC

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2026-10-11 15:12:39 UTC

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2026-10-11 15:12:21 UTC

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2026-10-11 15:07:29 UTC

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Now wear it to the job.

2026-10-11 09:38:20 UTC

Imagine you embarrass yourself online making this the biggest problem in your life. She prolly thinks she's hilarious. Profane and loud, just like a comedienne.
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2026-10-11 09:29:09 UTC

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2026-10-11 09:21:28 UTC

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It was the breaking the fourth wall using real life celebrities that ruined it.

2026-10-11 09:20:19 UTC

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Their casino one sucked too.

2026-10-11 09:19:59 UTC

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I'm not sure. But it was pretty dumb.

2026-10-11 09:10:59 UTC

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Sebastian and the weed train.

2026-10-11 09:09:57 UTC

Liberals in California are now standing in line at Home Depot to purchase a single 17-cent scraper, only to return it and get back in line to purchase another, aiming to freeze sales in protest of Home Depot allowing ICE to conduct operations in their stores.
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2026-10-11 07:16:01 UTC

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The dumbest part? This same moron will turn around and say you can't have a fucking taco anymore because Trump.

2026-10-11 06:09:08 UTC

Then tomorrow she'll make a video about having to kill all the men. Because she's insane.
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2026-10-11 06:04:17 UTC

Five boosters. Five bouts of COVID.
I remember when COVID got you a free ventilator.
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2026-10-11 05:56:51 UTC

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2026-10-11 05:50:49 UTC

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Case in point. She met a guy. Now she wants to give her kids to the state so she can be a traveler.
This is the end of the race.
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2026-10-11 05:48:45 UTC

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If this is what our women are now, this is the end of the white race. We had a good run.

2026-10-11 05:47:28 UTC

I'm starting to think this is the vaxx.
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2026-10-11 05:45:55 UTC

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2026-10-10 14:38:46 UTC

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They're often purposed, designed and built to project specs. They may be used for a single project solely.