SwissHodler
🇨🇭 Swiss Hodler

Libertarian. Freedom maximalist. Common sense maximalist.
Shorting fiat with Bitcoin since 2016 🇨🇭

Signal over noise.
@21Bitfluencers

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swisshodler@primal.net

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Last Notes

2026-10-16 09:54:07 UTC

Have you seen The Big Short?
But this time they’re not shorting scammy subprime mortgages...
They’re shorting the entire fiat system while Bitcoin is laughing from the top.
High inflation numbers are just the beginning.
The real movie hasn’t even started yet.
Good luck holding cash, bonds, and “safe” assets when the sequel to The Big Short drops...
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2026-09-23 15:01:57 UTC

Is Nostr officially dead?

2026-06-28 08:57:46 UTC

EU communism in action.
Brussels bureaucrats shut off the air conditioning.
Not for everyone, of course.
Only for the first 7 floors where 2,000 staff sit sweating through another glorious day of saving the planet.
The upper floors? Air conditioning stays on.
The commissioners? Comfortable.
Von der Leyen’s residence? Also in the same building.
A staff member called it “feudalism.”
Exactly.
The climate agenda was never about shared sacrifice.
It’s about creating a society where the rulers are exempt from the rules.
They fly private.
They stay cool.
You sweat.
Welcome to European democracy.
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2026-06-17 14:35:27 UTC

Was Robin Hood a communist?
People say he “stole from the rich and gave to the poor.”
But was he really fighting wealthy people?
Or was he fighting a corrupt ruling class that used taxes, privilege, and state power to squeeze ordinary people?
WDYT?
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2026-06-15 06:45:32 UTC

FOOTBALL NPCs!
Check this out and HFSP spending your weekends watching meaningless ball-kicking while drinking moldy beer 🍻
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2026-05-31 10:34:37 UTC

The 🤡🌎 NPCs don’t care about wealth.
They don’t care that governments keep stealing their purchasing power through centralized financial criminals, a.k.a. central banks.
All they care about is beer and football, the modern-day version of bread and circuses...
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2026-05-26 16:54:04 UTC

Swiss Hodler and Swiss Hodler's girlfriend had an amazing long weekend in Prague 🇨🇿
We even said „hi“ to the Czech National Bank 😎
See you in two weeks at @npub167n…zu3r 🧡
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2026-05-13 11:54:29 UTC

Ever get this feeling while living among clowns? 🤡🌎
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2026-05-08 10:49:04 UTC

Can’t believe the EU actually posted this 😂🤡😂
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2026-04-13 11:10:38 UTC

Why does life in Europe feel like it’s getting worse no matter how hard you work?
Everything costs more. Your money buys less. And THEY keep pretending this is fine.
Energy bills didn’t just go up. They made stupid decisions and now you’re paying for them.
Inflation isn’t random. Your savings are being drained while they keep the system alive with more debt and endless money printing.
And migration? You can see the strain in real life. Housing, services, tension. But if you say it out loud, suddenly YOU are the problem.
No one takes responsibility. No one pays for bad decisions.
Just more control.
More distance.
More excuses.
They say it’s complicated.
It’s not.
It’s failure.
Opt out.
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2026-02-23 20:35:47 UTC

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Details 😎

2026-02-23 19:52:36 UTC

qUanTuM tHreAt.
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2026-02-16 06:56:02 UTC

Some (woke) people say there's too much EU doomerism on X.
There is no such a thing as "too much EU doomerism" 😂
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2026-02-12 23:54:45 UTC

SBR then and now.
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2026-02-12 11:10:29 UTC

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https://btcprg.me/BITFLUENCERS

2026-02-12 11:09:40 UTC

Why every Bitcoiner should come to @npub167n…zu3r 🧡
This is me sharing a personal story on The Bitcoin Marketing Podcast by @nprofile…vsyj about my first time in Prague.
Use code BITFLUENCERS for 10% off.
Link in the comment 👇
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2026-02-09 21:17:12 UTC

This is what fiat does to people.
A grown adult reduced to a state-approved food mascot, parroting “balanced diets” and “affordable choices” while the money printing machine turns real food into a luxury good.
They don’t eat food.
They eat subsidized calories.
They don’t think.
They repeat scripts written by the same system that destroyed soil, farmers, health, and purchasing power.
Fiat steals first, then lectures you on nutrition.
It inflates away your wages, then shames you for not eating organic.
It centralizes food production, poisons it, ultra-processes it, and then blames you for being sick.
This person isn’t the enemy.
They’re the product.
A perfectly domesticated fiat NPC:
• dependent on cheap inputs
• loyal to the system harming them
• hostile to anyone pointing out the scam
Sound money fixes food.
Sound money fixes incentives.
Sound money ends this humiliation ritual where humans beg corporations for edible trash.
Bitcoin isn’t about number go up.
It’s about opting out of this.
Fix the money.
Fix the food.
Fix the human.
Also, God bless 🇺🇸
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2026-02-08 08:46:44 UTC

Sooner or later, the Bitcoin price will reach and surpass the mileage of my good old 2008 Audi.
Even then, I’ll keep the Audi.
Low time preference, you know…
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2026-01-18 14:51:40 UTC

When the government tries to collect taxes from Bitcoiners who never sell.
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2025-12-23 12:46:35 UTC

You can and should do as much good for Bitcoin as possible, but remember: Bitcoin doesn't care.
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2025-12-16 13:01:03 UTC

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If you don't want to be a Christine, buy Bitcoin with @nprofile…e9f3 and use code SWISSHODLER for 10% off transaction fees.
#nevent1q…45cc

2025-12-15 07:45:36 UTC

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Zürich = 🤡🌎

2025-12-09 15:28:24 UTC

As I’m poor as fck in this clown-world fiat system and can’t stack as much Bitcoin as I’d like, I’m auctioning off my @npub1sqz…vk7v Satoshi ice hockey jersey - one of the cleanest pieces of Bitcoin merch out there.
This is a personal sale; highest bidder takes it.
What’s it worth to you?
P.S. If you’re stacking in the meantime, code SWISSHODLER gives you 10% off Relai fees 💙
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2025-11-30 18:04:42 UTC

Do you agree?
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2025-11-30 16:12:14 UTC

This is why the EU sucks so much.
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2025-11-27 17:53:53 UTC

Here in Europe, we don’t celebrate Thanksgiving.
But I am celebrating Zero Fucks Giving Day.
Zero fucks given about inflation eating into everyone’s savings.
Zero fucks given about politicians delivering hollow speeches while the system stays broken.
Zero fucks given about a monetary model built on debt, distortion, and endless money printing.
Today, I’m giving thanks to the one thing that doesn’t take from me:
Bitcoin.
It doesn’t ask for permission.
Doesn’t need a bailout.
Doesn’t bend to anyone’s agenda.
Block after block - pure proof of work.
So I’ll be stacking sats and celebrating the only money that still plays by honest rules.
Happy Zero Fucks Giving Day.
#Bitcoin
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2025-11-20 10:27:19 UTC

UNPOPULAR OPINION BUT FACT:
There's nothing more fiat than being a football fan.
P.S. I used to be one too, but Bitcoin healed me.
PROVE ME WRONG.
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2025-11-18 13:44:25 UTC

The whole internet just got a reality check.
Cloudflare hiccups and half the damn web collapses.
One corporation sneezes → millions of people lose access.
That’s not “the internet.” That’s a centralized chokepoint pretending to be infrastructure.
This is what happens when you build your digital world on fragile, corporate sandcastles.
Meanwhile Bitcoin?
Still pumping blocks.
Still validating truth.
Still never down.
Not for a second.
Not waiting for some Silicon Valley overlord to “resolve the issue.”
Centralized systems fail spectacularly.
Decentralized systems don’t because they can’t — no CEO, no switch, no single point to break.
Today wasn’t an outage.
It was a reminder:
You either build on permissionless, unstoppable rails…
or you’re just renting space in someone else’s empire.
Bitcoin isn’t an app.
It’s the escape hatch.
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2025-11-17 13:59:41 UTC

Western democracy isn’t “broken.”
It’s working exactly as designed: a cartel of politicians, banks, and bureaucrats bleeding society dry while telling you you’re “represented.”
You don’t live in a democracy — you live in a managerial regime that treats citizens like livestock.
They inflate your money, regulate your work, censor your speech, and call it “public good.”
Every election is just a stress-release valve so the herd doesn’t revolt.
Nothing changes because nothing can change in a system built on debt, inflation, and bribing voters with other people’s money.
Once you understand time preference, you see the entire thing for what it is: a high-time-preference clown show eating the seed corn of future generations.
Meanwhile they lecture you about “democratic values” while running surveillance states, weaponizing the currency, and outsourcing their thinking to unelected technocrats.
Bitcoin is the first time citizens can tell them “no.”
No to debasement.
No to confiscation.
No to the professional looters who built their careers on stealing from savers.
Democracy didn’t fail.
It just reached its predictable exponential-debt endgame.
Bitcoin isn’t the alternative political party.
It’s the exit.
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2025-11-16 09:52:20 UTC

Some people flex fancy diplomas.
I flex a MicroStrategy cert from 2008 (signed by @nprofile…fvxd), a Casio that outlives fiat currencies, a handmade Bitcoin bracelet (made by my daughter), a jar of orange pills, and a knife sharp enough to cut through central bank bullshit.
Proof of Work > titles.
Self-sovereignty > career ladders.
Bitcoin > everything the national bank prints.
Stay humble. Stack sats.
And keep your tools sharp—both the digital and the real ones. 🧡⚡️
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2025-11-03 07:01:46 UTC

GM!
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2025-11-02 22:48:38 UTC

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I did until I lost my keys.

2025-11-02 21:36:11 UTC

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Damn. That was deep 😂

2025-11-02 21:35:35 UTC

Are you a FAR-RIGHT EXTREMIST? 🤔
Let’s find out!
✅ You’re straight
✅ You’re white
✅ You’re male / female
✅ You have a job
✅ You don’t do drugs
✅ You support the nuclear family
✅ You think your people & country are worth preserving
If you answered “YES” to more than 3…
👉 Congrats — you’re a FAR-RIGHT EXTREMIST! 😱🔥

2025-11-02 18:06:27 UTC

Can anyone recommend a good metal back up for my Bitcoin seed phrase?
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2025-11-01 16:02:36 UTC

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Yes 🙌

2025-10-31 12:24:52 UTC

This innovation makes me proud to be a Finn (on top of being Swiss) 🇫🇮🇨🇭
Using excess heat from Bitcoin mining to dry beef — Hashdried with captured miner heat. Absolute genius.
If you haven’t tasted these yet, do it now.
They taste like pure Proof of Work ⚡️🥩
@npub1vnl…uph0 @nprofile…k5xv @npub1g53…drvk
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2025-10-29 18:53:15 UTC

AWS: down
Azure: down
Bitcoin: still producing blocks every 10 minutes⚡️
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2025-10-29 14:39:25 UTC

Just a friendly reminder from the @nprofile…syu8
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2025-10-29 09:34:17 UTC

GM!
🌧️ Autumn rain is here.
People hide under umbrellas, rushing to keep dry.
But there’s no umbrella big enough for the financial storm that’s brewing.
Fiat is rotting like wet leaves, fragile and temporary.
Bitcoin is the fire that keeps burning through the cold.
Unstoppable.
Untouchable.
Uncensorable.
While the world gets soaked, stack sats and stay warm 🧡
#Bitcoin
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2025-10-16 12:06:06 UTC

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Watch „Ask a Bitcoiner 21 Questions“ to see why Bitcoin is the best hedge against central bank totalitarianism and CBDCs.
#nevent1q…e2vt

2025-10-10 14:13:05 UTC

Cordiali saluti 😘
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2025-10-08 05:20:41 UTC

Keep it simple and just buy Bitcoin.
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2025-10-08 05:19:48 UTC

Wenn es manchen nicht reicht, Steuern zu zahlen, und sie dem Staat auch noch freiwillig Geld schicken …
🤡🌎
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2025-10-02 03:52:31 UTC

GM
Now someone explain to me how the hell the mOOn LaNdiNg was possible… with a computer that had 72 KB of memory — less than a toaster today? 🤯
Either NASA pulled off the biggest miracle in tech history…
…or they pulled off the greatest psyop in history 🤔
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2025-10-01 17:48:15 UTC

Nimm deine Zukunft in die Hand 🧡
Mit der @nprofile…m04w einfach Bitcoin kaufen!
Mit Code SWISSHODLER 10 % Gebühren sparen 💙
👉 https://relai.me/swisshodler
Dein Bitcoin. Deine Keys. Swiss Made 🇨🇭
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2025-09-29 19:09:09 UTC

Björn Wahlroos, Finnish banker & ex-chairman of the largest bank in the Nordics, nailed it:
If you pay people to do nothing and punish them when they succeed, don’t act shocked when society stagnates.
Incentives matter. Tax slaves & welfare addicts don’t build prosperity.
P.S. Read Atlas Shrugged.
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2025-09-28 15:30:19 UTC

50.4% uninformierte, naive Stimmen 😢
Die Schweizer haben heute ihre Privatsphäre und Freiheit an dunkle, dystopische Kräfte verkauft.
#DigitalId #EID #Schweiz
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2025-09-28 10:42:23 UTC

Few understand this.
Even most Bitcoiners stay poisoned with fiat groceries:
🧪 Seed oils (canola, soybean, sunflower, corn, safflower, cottonseed)
🥤 Sugar & HFCS
🥩 Fake meat & soy slop
🥛 Industrial dairy
🐟 Farmed fish
🥖 Refined grains
🥫 Processed junk & “diet” foods
Fix the money. Fix the food. 🥓⚡
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2025-09-27 09:39:06 UTC

Worried about the digital euro?
You fckn should be.
Here’s the ugly truth they won’t say out loud:
👮‍♂️ Every single payment tracked.
👮‍♂️ Your balance frozen or expired whenever they want.
👮‍♂️ They decide where, when, and on what you can spend.
👮‍♂️ Your money = surveillance coupons, not freedom.
The “digital euro” isn’t innovation. It’s a control grid in your pocket.
Bitcoin fixes this 🧡
Also, wake up.
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2025-09-21 10:15:13 UTC

Most Bitcoiners think fiat is just about money.
But fiat poisons your body too — beer, cola, junk food, pharma.
It’s all part of the same system designed to keep you sick, dependent, and weak.
Fiat is more than broken money — it’s a whole matrix of poison.
#bitcoin
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2025-09-20 06:03:19 UTC

Most people in Bitcoin still don’t get it.
They’re hypnotized by the dopamine drip of price speculation, staring at charts, candles, and trading signals as if that’s the point.
It’s not.
The market today is filled with tourists chasing fiat gains, trying to outsmart each other in a zero-sum casino. They obsess over when to buy or sell, but never stop to ask why Bitcoin even exists.
Bitcoin wasn’t created so you could LARP as a Wall Street trader in your mom’s basement.
Bitcoin was created to exit the fiat matrix. To build a parallel system where nobody can devalue your work, censor your transactions, or confiscate your savings.
The real signal isn’t the price ticker. It’s the freedom ticker.
🔥 Every new sovereign individual who takes self-custody = signal.
🔥 Every business that starts stacking sats instead of hoarding euros = signal.
🔥 Every hour of proof-of-work securing the network = signal.
🔥 Every authoritarian government panicking about Bitcoin = signal.
Price is just noise. Fiat-denominated distraction.
The true question is: Do you understand WHY you hold Bitcoin?
Because if you do, you’ll see through the circus. You’ll zoom out. You’ll stop playing their fiat games and start building your life around incorruptible money.
The crowd is glued to the casino screen.
The Bitcoiner is reading, learning, stacking, building, and preparing.
Focus on the real signal. Leave out the noise.
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2025-09-13 16:38:44 UTC

Everything trends toward zero when measured in #Bitcoin. Funny how that works — the built-in scarcity of this magical internet money.
And once it clicks… it really clicks.
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2025-09-13 09:42:21 UTC

This is why I stopped with “forced” orange-pilling. You just can’t shove the orange pill down someone’s throat. If someone is genuinely interested in #Bitcoin, I’m happy to tell them more.
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2025-09-05 18:24:31 UTC

Pleb Lives Matter.
Bitcoiners deserve respect and recognition.
DO YOU AGREE?
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2025-09-05 08:57:26 UTC

🇨🇿 The Czech Republic is already living on the Bitcoin Standard ⚡
Did you know you can pay with Bitcoin in 600+ restaurants & cafés across the country?
Beer in Prague? 🍻
Pizza in Brno? 🍕
Coffee in Ostrava? ☕
All in sats. No fiat required.
Best part for INTJ / INTP Bitcoiners? 👉
You don’t even have to ask for the bill. Just scan & pay.
Spend & replace. This is how the circular Bitcoin economy is built.
(Powered by @nprofile…7986 and Qerko app)
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2025-09-04 09:26:44 UTC

The biggest lie the fiat system has sold us is called “retirement.”
Work 40 years just to be “free” at 67?
That’s not a promise of freedom. It’s a legal scam.
Retirement in a fiat system means trading your life for paper that loses value every year.
And when you finally “retire,” you’re often too old, too tired, too sick to truly enjoy freedom.
Real retirement doesn’t mean stopping.
It means ending the forced labor for money.
Buying back your time.
Doing only what actually matters.
Bitcoin is the first real way to escape this hamster wheel.
Not because it makes you “rich,”
but because it gives you your time back.
That’s the difference between merely surviving—and truly living.
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2025-08-25 06:33:35 UTC

Whales swapping BTC for ETH? 🤡
That’s like trading Swiss gold bars for casino chips.
Bitcoin = money.
Ethereum = a tech demo run by insiders who rewrite the rules whenever it suits them.
Proof of Work is unbreakable.
Proof of Stake is just the rich staking their claim to your bags.
Don’t get fooled. BTC isn’t “rotating” into ETH.
It’s freedom money leaving weak hands.
Bitcoin isn’t fighting for center stage.
Bitcoin is the stage.
Stay savage. Stack sats.
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2025-08-22 06:55:23 UTC

🚨 BIS Proposal: KYC Your Own Coins 🚨
The Bank of International Settlements 🤡🌎 just dropped a dystopian idea:
Every coin tracked, every wallet scored.
🔹 Coins from KYC’d wallets = ✅ usable
🔹 Coins that ever touched a non-custodial wallet = ❌ tainted, blacklisted
Translation: They want you to self-KYC just to keep your own Bitcoin spendable.
Peer-to-peer freedom → turned into compliance policing.
This is surveillance embedded into the money itself.
Financial privacy = treated as suspicious.
Sound crazy? It is.
But give it time, and it’ll creep into FATF rules and EU directives — normalizing the idea that self-custody = criminal.
The Clown World dream: “legal” Bitcoin that’s permissioned and neutered.
The Bitcoin dream: incorruptible, borderless, unstoppable money.
Choose wisely 🟧
#bitcoin
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2025-08-21 18:47:59 UTC

It’s happening again.
Weimar 2.0.
Kids will be playing with euro notes like it’s Monopoly money — or wiping their noses with them.
Last time it was a mustachioed madman.
This time, it’s Christine at the helm of the disaster.
The currency is dying in real time.
And most people still think it’s normal.
📉 Tick tock, Euro.
📈 Tick tock, Bitcoin.
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2025-08-20 07:40:14 UTC

Does someone honestly believe in this CO₂ offsetting scam and actually pay for it when booking flights?
Be honest… so I can block you 🤡🌍✈️
#ClimateScam
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2025-08-09 08:22:03 UTC

Three basic truths 99% of normies don’t understand about Bitcoin:
1️⃣ Bitcoin is not “crypto.”
2️⃣ Bitcoin is limited to 21 million.
3️⃣ Bitcoin’s supply halves every four years.
Agree, or would you add something?
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2025-07-21 05:36:03 UTC

If you’re a shitcoiner, please unfollow me immediately.
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2025-07-16 20:10:39 UTC

The new euro bills are out — finally filled with honest illustrations.
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2025-07-14 05:32:48 UTC

GM and happy ATH at $121k 🚀🚀🚀
#bitcoin #ath #bitcoinath
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2025-07-13 07:58:42 UTC

Rare footage of me having a casual chat with a normie.
We really do live in parallel realities.
Who else can relate?
#bitcoin
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2025-07-11 11:28:34 UTC

Happy you took the pRofiTs? Still waiting to buy back cheaper?
Pro tip: Never sell your Bitcoin.
#bitcoin
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2025-07-11 06:14:12 UTC

GM!
$120k by the end of the day?
#bitcoin
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2025-07-08 14:39:37 UTC

Next time I’m in the mood for a horror film, I’m looping this clip 😱
Also, feeling deeply sorry for the people of Bulgaria — handing over your monetary sovereignty to the ECB is a grave mistake. Just ask the Croatians how that’s working out: devastating inflation and loss of control.
There’s only one real exit from this madness: Bitcoin.
https://blossom.primal.net/73d3be43304ae2b575793ec11e07ad38b3614aac97f489b72625fdce106d2a84.mov

2025-07-06 20:47:56 UTC

I took part in bread and circuses today with thousands of normies here in Switzerland 🇨🇭
Bitcoiners, forgive me — for I have sinned 🥖🎪🫣
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2025-07-03 07:11:04 UTC

GM!
I’m drinking coffee with my Adam ₿ag.
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2025-07-01 04:47:03 UTC

GM!
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2025-06-30 19:26:31 UTC

- reply

LFG @nprofile…z3wj 🚀🚀🚀
#nevent1q…f9tv

2025-06-29 10:46:32 UTC

Nostr seems to be pretty dead. Are you here?
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2025-06-29 08:51:29 UTC

BITCOIN FOR IDIOTS
🤯 What the hell is Bitcoin?
Bitcoin is internet money that no government, bank, or boss controls.
Think of it like digital cash that you can send anywhere, anytime, without asking permission from anyone.
⸻
💸 Why would anyone use it?
Because:
• No bank can block it.
• No government can print more of it (no inflation melting your money).
• It works worldwide, 24/7.
• No one can freeze your Bitcoin.
• It’s limited – only 21 million will ever exist. Like digital gold.
⸻
🧱 How does it work?
• Bitcoin runs on a network of thousands of computers.
• They verify all transactions using a system called Proof of Work – heavy-duty computer math.
• These computers (called miners) earn new bitcoins as a reward for their work.
So, no banks, no middlemen – just code, math, and energy.
⸻
🛡️ Is it safe?
Yes. It’s the most secure computer network on Earth. Hacking it would take more power than all the supercomputers in the world combined. Good luck with that.
⸻
💀 Is it a scam?
No. Actually, it’s the answer to the scam – the current money system, where banks create money from thin air and governments bail out their rich buddies.
⸻
🤔 Can you buy stuff with it?
Yes. Some shops and websites take Bitcoin for food, clothes, flights, even real estate.
Or you can just HODL it (hold on for dear life) and watch it grow over time.
⸻
🧠 OK, but why should a regular grease monkey give a damn?
Because:
• It protects your hard-earned money from inflation.
• You don’t need a bank – just a phone.
• No one can block or steal it.
• When shit hits the fan (banks fail, economy tanks), Bitcoin still works.
⸻
Want the ultra-simple version?
Bitcoin is money without the bullshit.
#bitcoin
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2025-06-16 08:44:44 UTC

GM!
Who's ready for @npub167n…zu3r?
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2025-06-15 08:29:37 UTC

Just stating the obvious.
They can try to delay the inevitable with paperbitcoinization — wrapped Bitcoin, IOUs on exchanges, ETFs, custodial wallets, regulated honeypots.
They want you to own exposure, not actual Bitcoin.
They want control. Surveillance. KYC chains.
But if the majority of Bitcoin ends up in self-custodied hardware wallets, held by people who understand what they hold...
It’s over for them.
No bail-ins. No rehypothecation. No turning off the exits.
Just uncorrupted sovereignty — outside their reach.
Not your keys, not your coins.
Stack sats, take custody, and wait.
The future isn’t theirs to print — it’s ours to secure.
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2025-06-15 07:51:27 UTC

Switzerland is cracking — again.
Banks are no longer helping with financing. For under-35s, buying a home is only possible in 3 regions.
The Swiss dream is fading as traditional finance tightens the noose.
While fiat banks fail the next generation, Bitcoin offers a way out — censorship-resistant, borderless, and unbailoutable money.
If even the stable Swiss system is showing cracks, it’s time to stack sats and secure your financial freedom.
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2025-06-14 14:10:20 UTC

BTC IS the stable coin.
1 satoshi = infinite $€£¥
#bitcoin
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2025-06-13 20:16:00 UTC

📚 Starting Atlas Shrugged.
They say it’s dangerous. Good.
What are you reading?
#AtlasShrugged #AynRand #WhoIsJohnGalt
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