Nostr notes by Jennifer De Broglie-Bohm

for the first time in my life i wanna carve a pumpkin ...

2026-10-30T00:54:47Z

for the first time in my life i wanna carve a pumpkin

Payday purchase decisions ...

2026-10-30T00:48:09Z

Payday purchase decisions

how i get glued to my desk maybe i should put the outlet on a ...

2026-10-30T00:01:50Z

In reply to nevent1q…4dse
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how i get glued to my desk
maybe i should put the outlet on a z-wave relay so i can make sure it's off

i wanna put one of these under my desk. i will surely not regret ...

2026-10-30T00:00:46Z

i wanna put one of these under my desk.
i will surely not regret putting one of these under my computer desk

ever been so drunk the thought that went to your hands was ...

2026-10-29T20:39:09Z

ever been so drunk the thought that went to your hands was "yeah" but the keys that got typed were "real"?

Somehow these both hit around the same time. ...

2026-10-29T18:02:48Z

Somehow these both hit around the same time.

okay maybe some of these people have lost the plot a bit ...

2026-10-26T22:05:42Z

okay maybe some of these people have lost the plot a bit

i need that shirt so i can wear it in a way the designer did not ...

2026-10-26T16:13:33Z

In reply to nevent1q…dgrt
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i need that shirt so i can wear it in a way the designer did not originally intend

i didn't know the gentoo virus had spread to tilting belt ...

2026-10-26T16:00:24Z

In reply to nevent1q…g5us
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i didn't know the gentoo virus had spread to tilting belt grinders

why does every tranny have exactly that voice

2026-10-26T15:38:13Z

In reply to nevent1q…wtp9
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why does every tranny have exactly that voice

why did i open this site today

2026-10-26T14:04:48Z

In reply to nevent1q…5cad
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why did i open this site today

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2026-10-26T09:18:58Z

"exercise"

oh dang, still very cool to hear in present day

2026-10-25T21:21:29Z

In reply to nevent1q…yd5t
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oh dang, still very cool to hear in present day

like the Yamaha FM synth chip and stuff? that's very cool

2026-10-25T21:20:05Z

In reply to nevent1q…2pqd
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like the Yamaha FM synth chip and stuff? that's very cool

I gotta figure out how to bypass licensing for CallManager if I ...

2026-10-25T21:13:08Z

I gotta figure out how to bypass licensing for CallManager if I wanna keep my quirky hold music.

that's android, not KaiOS

2026-10-24T21:58:30Z

In reply to nevent1q…puwr
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that's android, not KaiOS

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2026-10-24T02:04:31Z

she hitlered fujoshally across the room

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2026-10-24T01:12:08Z

foist this moid

i'm never buying a tec9, i'm white and have class

2026-10-23T22:37:05Z

In reply to nevent1q…uqgw
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i'm never buying a tec9, i'm white and have class

i need a machine pistol not like an smg, but a slightly larger ...

2026-10-23T20:53:22Z

i need a machine pistol
not like an smg, but a slightly larger pistol that's also automatic

fact: 90% network engineers quit building networks right before ...

2026-10-19T17:36:08Z

fact: 90% network engineers quit building networks right before they're about to build the one perfect network that will leave them feeling fulfilled and eternally at peace

dude i called out work for the nidal hasan execution and orange ...

2026-10-19T01:43:12Z

dude i called out work for the nidal hasan execution and orange man had to go and cancel it
i'm so fucking pissed

nah they shipped me broken shit and then ebay refunded me

2026-10-15T13:15:38Z

In reply to nevent1q…quaq
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nah they shipped me broken shit and then ebay refunded me

yeah lmao

2026-10-15T10:15:07Z

In reply to nevent1q…0l5q
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yeah lmao

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2026-10-15T08:38:33Z

no, i don't have a smartphone

2026-10-12T23:37:58Z

In reply to nevent1q…z0nz
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no, i don't have a smartphone

I successfully went to Chicago and: - Got lost multiple times - ...

2026-10-12T21:13:43Z

I successfully went to Chicago and:
- Got lost multiple times
- Ended up in the FedEx air cargo terminal somehow
- Flicked the Bean
- Went to Chinatown for the first time without a .357 magnum
- Got drunk as shit at a wedding with my ex
- Ordered 5 sides of bacon between mimosa orders
- Overdressed for the temperature (why the fuck was it 70°F??)
- Took several photos of the failed Bethesda game Redfall around the city
- Stole a 35mm Olympus and documented all of the above with it

interesting, i'm legit ADHD as fuck and have been since ...

2026-10-05T00:17:13Z

In reply to nevent1q…n0gr
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interesting, i'm legit ADHD as fuck and have been since childhood as well, so this sorta makes me wonder if there's a future where i'm not on these meds anymore
as functional as they make me, they do have serious downsides longterm that i'm really not a fan of.

after about 8 years on adderall the second time, i built up such a tolerance i was on 40mg daily. I really don't wanna get back to that point.

self-discipline? or?

2026-10-05T00:08:43Z

In reply to nevent1q…l23j
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self-discipline? or?

mfers pop an adderall at 0545 and end up organizing all their ...

2026-10-05T00:07:23Z

mfers pop an adderall at 0545 and end up organizing all their clothes, sorting out the stuff that doesn't fit, redeploy a Cisco UCM server, knock out 9 missions in Ace Combat 8 and rearchitect their entire home network around a MikroTik CRS309, RB5009 and a fuckload of 10Gbps miku hair fiberop stapled to the ceiling.

The Cisco 7900 series are the only IP phones with sovl. The 8800 ...

2026-10-05T00:00:07Z

The Cisco 7900 series are the only IP phones with sovl. The 8800 series feels like an iPhone and anything from Avaya can fuck right off.

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2026-10-01T19:11:38Z

i love duke ...

2026-10-01T13:24:56Z

In reply to nevent1q…7m06
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i love duke

Oh yeah, I got this guy fixed. He's now got 8GB of RAM, dual ...

2026-10-01T13:14:48Z

Oh yeah, I got this guy fixed.

He's now got 8GB of RAM, dual 1.2GHz UltraSPARC III CPUs, a 1Gbps MMF NIC and a 200GB SSD!!!

One of my underlings messaged me on Teams about "the big ...

2026-09-30T12:19:57Z

One of my underlings messaged me on Teams about "the big news" asking if I checked my email.

I had not checked my email and I would've been just as surprised if I had by receiving a message with 32 others CC'd simply titled "Transition".

For a moment I thought it was about the recent charge code transition but no, apparently it was that kind of transition.

my and my big chungus son ...

2026-09-20T21:50:50Z

my and my big chungus son

gimmie the Russian 2GHz quad-core SPARC V9 ...

2026-09-20T18:22:26Z

gimmie the Russian 2GHz quad-core SPARC V9

they knew exactly what they were doing (computer sales materials ...

2026-09-10T18:18:30Z

they knew exactly what they were doing (computer sales materials should do this again)

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2026-09-10T18:10:43Z

In reply to nevent1q…ykkm
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shoulder rig

2026-09-10T17:50:52Z

In reply to nevent1q…yyne
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shoulder rig

teiwaz.services is most of my stuff, but https://bdsm.ninja is ...

2026-08-27T23:47:46Z

In reply to nevent1q…4tgx
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teiwaz.services is most of my stuff, but https://bdsm.ninja is another

i gotta stop buying domains ...

2026-08-27T23:44:50Z

i gotta stop buying domains

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2026-08-27T13:29:28Z

AI is a machine that turns prompts into memory leaks

I have a mighty need for an LTE 5110 ...

2026-08-19T13:38:10Z

I have a mighty need for an LTE 5110

how were they ever fantasy

2026-08-17T19:33:23Z

In reply to nevent1q…fezz
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how were they ever fantasy

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2026-08-17T09:47:56Z

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gm happy shiny people ...

2026-08-09T12:11:49Z

gm happy shiny people

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2026-07-14T09:13:05Z

I miss these guys... NG-14 was my first Antares launch and ...

2026-07-08T12:02:22Z

I miss these guys...
NG-14 was my first Antares launch and I'll never forget the feeling of the everything vibrating when it lit off. If you're close enough, you feel the entire launch in every part of your body quite literally.
Rocket launches never fail to make me feel like a little kid again. Anyone who hates on space stuff is a lost and hopeless soul.

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2026-07-04T13:05:29Z

bruh how tf did i end up here ...

2026-06-30T18:51:26Z

bruh how tf did i end up here

Strip Magic the Gathering and other games you can play with your ...

2026-06-26T18:14:06Z

Strip Magic the Gathering and other games you can play with your friends

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2026-06-25T03:06:05Z

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2026-06-24T12:44:00Z

nigga what the FUCK is a deltarune

jewtube algo winning ...

2026-06-23T12:17:06Z

jewtube algo winning

environmental storytelling ...

2026-06-17T13:41:10Z

environmental storytelling

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2026-06-02T01:30:07Z

Aight, Project Hail Mary was a really good fuckin' movie. ...

2026-05-28T00:45:45Z

Aight, Project Hail Mary was a really good fuckin' movie.
Ryan Gosling just can't stop winning.

Absolutely enthralled with older microwaves on eBay on a Sunday ...

2026-05-25T01:21:53Z

Absolutely enthralled with older microwaves on eBay on a Sunday night

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2026-05-21T23:43:50Z

I'm not a psycho who would wear $2,500 on my wrist, so the ...

2026-05-20T20:54:10Z

In reply to nevent1q…rn3z
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I'm not a psycho who would wear $2,500 on my wrist, so the $70 Casio will have to do

I should buy a watch ...

2026-05-20T20:51:57Z

I should buy a watch

I got the bright idea to try and convince one of my coworkers ...

2026-05-20T17:53:52Z

I got the bright idea to try and convince one of my coworkers everyone else on the team joined a cult while he was out on vacation that was a mix of Palantir, Herballife and Scientology and everyone got so into it, the entire team chat has been filled with shit like:

"Has everyone completed their 10% commitment transfer this week? I think the Central Node is doing a purity audit tomorrow"

"Your tonal numerical purity values must be off the charts!"

"Praise be Heirophant. But ensure doubt doesn't creep back into your flex array and disrupt it!"

"I had lunch yesterday with an old co-worker and he is at least tangentially aligned already. He could make an excellent addition to what is already a strong and vibrant node!"

"Unfortunately the safety team do not put consideration into the Node when making these decisions."

Very Mitchell and Webb ass shenanigans

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2026-05-19T12:54:15Z

@sun can I upload a shitty B movie to SPW

IT'S NOT FAIR :teto_judge:

2026-05-14T09:22:55Z

In reply to nevent1q…fme6
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IT'S NOT FAIR :teto_judge:

bro i just want her tomboy folder

2026-05-14T09:18:54Z

In reply to nevent1q…jr0q
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bro i just want her tomboy folder

nigga why are you running rsync as superuser when the dest is ...

2026-05-14T09:15:06Z

In reply to nevent1q…zz4g
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nigga why are you running rsync as superuser when the dest is your home folder

can i rsync that folder rq

2026-05-14T09:12:04Z

In reply to nevent1q…quzh
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can i rsync that folder rq

I wanted to have my cake (X11 on my desktop) and eat it too ...

2026-05-11T20:59:58Z

I wanted to have my cake (X11 on my desktop) and eat it too (Steam running like a console) so I stapled a 50ft HDMI to the ceiling between my office and the living room and concocted a X11 nested wayland compositor setup that turns on my TV, switches the audio output, and launches steam inside the nested wayland abomination.

X11 (Display Server) -> LightDM (Display Manager) -> WindowMaker (Window Manager) -> Gamescope (Nested Wayland Compositor) -> Steam Client

I'm very happy with how well this works tbh even if it did require manually defining an EDID to force 60Hz 4K.

The only downside is that because Steam thinks it's running on a Steam Deck, you don't have the menu options to exit big picture mode.
BUT, SteamOS has a script at /usr/local/bin/steamos-session-select that it uses whenever you select "Switch to Desktop" from the power menu, but that's not going to exist if you're not running SteamOS, so I made it a script that shuts down steam.

Steam Controller get! ...

2026-05-10T13:20:12Z

Steam Controller get!

I actually really liked The Dropout (the show about her) did you ...

2026-05-06T00:44:13Z

In reply to nevent1q…5q88
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I actually really liked The Dropout (the show about her) did you see it?

her fault was getting caught

2026-05-06T00:41:51Z

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her fault was getting caught

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2026-05-06T00:35:02Z

I should make a startup that's also a cult.

Met a man in his mid-30's with a tattoo of Lain, Tomoko and ...

2026-05-04T12:27:02Z

Met a man in his mid-30's with a tattoo of Lain, Tomoko and the girl who cries allot from Chainsaw Man, all on his hands.
He's clearly going places.
I cannot be assured that they are good places.

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2026-05-02T17:30:55Z

Why tf is it so hard to find normal or low-rise jeans? Everything ...

2026-05-01T15:16:19Z

Why tf is it so hard to find normal or low-rise jeans? Everything is high waisted and made for fat people.

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2026-04-29T20:06:38Z

"It's hot when a girl becomes her father" - @shibao

it needs to be more socially acceptable to dress like this in ...

2026-04-24T09:28:21Z

it needs to be more socially acceptable to dress like this in public

We aren't gatekeeping enough, actually ...

2026-04-24T09:19:16Z

We aren't gatekeeping enough, actually

Permahbs familiarize yourself with [Sonim's product ...

2026-04-23T23:50:44Z

In reply to nevent1q…f8fn
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Permahbs familiarize yourself with [Sonim's product line](https://www.sonimtech.com/products/phones) then.

Sonim XP Pro or XP10 if you want a PTT smartphone, XP3+5G if you want a PTT flip phone or a XP5+/XP5+5G if you want a candybar. They all run android in same capacity.

I also just replaced my flip phone with something much more ...

2026-04-23T23:35:26Z

I also just replaced my flip phone with something much more horrifying

call me crazy but i don't think i'm gonna find anyone ...

2026-04-17T15:12:28Z

call me crazy but i don't think i'm gonna find anyone with a vulva on a website called 'pawslut.party'

I strongly believe that pushing normies into STEM was a ...

2026-04-09T00:55:57Z

I strongly believe that pushing normies into STEM was a net-negative for engineering.
Engineering and science were the fields that people with genuine interest and/or undiagnosed Aspergers gravitated towards and were professions where those types of individuals could apply their talents more naturally. The meme of the engineer personality has allot of overlap with Aspergers personality traits and quirks.
By telling everyone that the only way to make good money was STEM and ramrodding it down the throat of people who wouldn't have immediately chosen it, I think it's degraded the quality of the engineering workforce at large as well as the result of said workforce's work product.

Maybe I'm overreaching with the Aspergers part, but I'm very certain that the insane promotion of STEM has ended up damaging STEM instead. These aren't career fields for normies and the influx of normies is damaging our ability to build quality stuff.

bro i am old, i go to sleep at 10

2026-04-04T02:04:11Z

In reply to nevent1q…9wc8
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bro i am old, i go to sleep at 10

ma'am, it's 10pm, that's called going to sleep at a ...

2026-04-04T01:58:13Z

In reply to nevent1q…kvd4
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ma'am, it's 10pm, that's called going to sleep at a reasonable hour

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2026-04-01T09:05:57Z

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2026-03-31T01:49:55Z

if you were gonna show it off, here's some better angles of ...

2026-03-27T22:14:55Z

In reply to nevent1q…mqds
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if you were gonna show it off, here's some better angles of the le home office

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2026-03-27T21:46:27Z

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yeah

so true!!!! ...

2026-03-27T20:45:08Z

In reply to nevent1q…nely
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so true!!!!

NO NO NO WHY IS CHISATO ON THE THUMBNAIL FOR THIS KIND OF VIDEO ...

2026-03-27T20:20:00Z

NO NO NO
WHY IS CHISATO ON THE THUMBNAIL FOR THIS KIND OF VIDEO

oh yeah, you did used to have muscles

2026-03-26T18:17:29Z

In reply to nevent1q…gwv2
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oh yeah, you did used to have muscles

You could give yourself 900nm infrared vision for the low, low ...

2026-03-22T00:52:40Z

You could give yourself 900nm infrared vision for the low, low price of only $964.03 US (before S&H)

You'd have to stick needles in your eye(s) and IR light would appear as the color green, but wouldn't it be cool to have night vision?

this is what it feels like to open my laptop every morning ...

2026-03-19T13:47:37Z

this is what it feels like to open my laptop every morning

I gotta stop reading this shit or I'm just gonna get heated ...

2026-03-18T22:27:18Z

In reply to nevent1q…4078
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I gotta stop reading this shit or I'm just gonna get heated again. These "people" are pathetic and disgusting.

I wish Lennart Poettering a very go-drink-bleach-immediately. I ...

2026-03-18T22:06:38Z

In reply to nevent1q…q7x8
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I wish Lennart Poettering a very go-drink-bleach-immediately.

I don't want you shoehorning your disregard for the Unix philosophy into every major distro as an excuse to shove your bloated ass flatpaks up my unlubed asshole.

@claude review

I HATE SYSTEMD I HATE SYSTEMD ...

2026-03-18T22:01:18Z

I HATE SYSTEMD I HATE SYSTEMD

The type of human that lives in this environment should be ...

2026-03-15T18:22:04Z

The type of human that lives in this environment should be preserved as an endangered species.

Anyway, I'm @maid. I'm a bassist, engineer, shootist, ...

2026-03-09T01:08:19Z

Anyway, I'm @maid. I'm a bassist, engineer, shootist, enjoyer of temperate weather and 100% not a weeb.

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2026-03-09T00:56:13Z

hi @sun thanku for inviting me to your super cool instance