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      No one knows what Sweden did to him.&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/447/487/656/333/721/original/18d3fdea15595ee4.jpg&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-10-16T04:05:41Z</updated>
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqs88wm69q9m6hhyqr5xtp2jl8f95v2n7p45tlweqzzrrzj63sqgqucs7l8qt&#39;&gt;nevent1q…l8qt&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;If we automate jobs, people die. This art contains a powerful message.
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    <updated>2026-10-16T00:56:47Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Tonight&amp;#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this Unexpected Item Art ...</title>
    
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      Tonight&amp;#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this Unexpected Item Art Print. Nosferatu should not be blamed here. If you don&amp;#39;t want the staff to die at self-checkout stations, then hire workers to scan the items for you the old fashioned way.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href=&#34;https://collabs.shop/xbrf8e&#34;&gt;https://collabs.shop/xbrf8e&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/447/481/342/440/187/original/6f239ecf00888401.png&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-10-15T23:19:24Z</updated>
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      It&amp;#39;s due to gravity and the rotation of the moon.&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/447/150/615/588/531/original/abddf107553e155a.jpg&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-10-15T21:55:12Z</updated>
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      In reply to &lt;a href=&#39;/nevent1qqsfnd43kazrq2ywzktwwrvnxvlvzrnd7k558vnm82jhp3kqrk6weeca7j8u7&#39;&gt;nevent1q…j8u7&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;_________________________&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Pros: Two headed cat can get twice the amount of pets.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Cons: Two headed cat can commit twice as many crimes, and he certainly plans on doing so.
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      <title type="html">Weekly reminder that megacorporations like Amazon are ruining the ...</title>
    
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      Weekly reminder that megacorporations like Amazon are ruining the world, and you can instead support small independent businesses that make cool things like today&amp;#39;s Low Quality Ad, this Two Headed Cat Pin.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href=&#34;https://collabs.shop/yj2i6z&#34;&gt;https://collabs.shop/yj2i6z&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/445/717/014/099/840/original/2e91c70ce6dc7133.jpg&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-10-15T15:50:27Z</updated>
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      That&amp;#39;s so interesting.&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/444/819/725/135/635/original/26e133710cc0bd26.jpg&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt;
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      I&amp;#39;m surprised Jefferson made the cut.&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/441/495/836/715/581/original/1c348a712d78ac4b.jpg&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-10-15T04:12:08Z</updated>
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    <updated>2026-10-14T21:42:53Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Tonight&amp;#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this Skeleton and Rose ...</title>
    
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    <updated>2026-10-14T21:09:37Z</updated>
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      Well that&amp;#39;s disappointing.&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/440/029/367/925/277/original/9fa09e2e2974f2fc.jpg&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-10-14T16:55:00Z</updated>
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      We made this very motivational comic.&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/439/993/168/916/823/original/e35dc6cc95c22154.jpg&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-10-14T15:04:07Z</updated>
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      <title type="html">Today&amp;#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this Snake Charmer Pin. Well ...</title>
    
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      Today&amp;#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this Snake Charmer Pin. Well sure, it&amp;#39;s easy to be charming when you look like that. There&amp;#39;s a reason why men need the fancy little flute to charm snakes.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href=&#34;https://collabs.shop/nx54jq&#34;&gt;https://collabs.shop/nx54jq&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/439/733/277/597/200/original/cac3ae11010f6b3a.jpg&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-10-14T14:32:22Z</updated>
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      That makes sense.&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/439/266/514/998/524/original/2d01807e8b83c686.jpg&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-10-14T13:30:19Z</updated>
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      I wish I could unlearn this.&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/436/293/440/241/220/original/3e9cd68594c95871.jpg&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-10-14T04:10:56Z</updated>
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    <updated>2026-10-13T23:47:41Z</updated>
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      Tonight&amp;#39;s Low Quality Ad is for this Halloween Party T-shirt. Eh, still less dangerous than going to a frat party.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href=&#34;https://collabs.shop/h1ihf4&#34;&gt;https://collabs.shop/h1ihf4&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/436/127/059/878/358/original/888193e69b3a2e88.png&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-10-13T23:11:50Z</updated>
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    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqsf9ecx7r4mrd9neu764r8mls9hkew85xextakp7nug3a8z4wc30kczyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wnr99mf" />
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    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqs2g0pg7sdvhfzwq98re6dugnheecxma7v876xdcsg2z78nwssz8lczyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wg047wf" />
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    <updated>2026-10-12T20:07:15Z</updated>
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    <updated>2026-10-12T19:30:10Z</updated>
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    <updated>2026-10-12T16:51:12Z</updated>
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    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqs8jx0jhek394p8lpz3avhaxq58akexj350wndnsyscxl9ggc84pvgzyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wyjamkm" />
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    <updated>2026-10-12T16:02:13Z</updated>
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      My wife and I read through the hundreds of comments wishing us a happy marriage.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;1. You&amp;#39;re all the best.&lt;br/&gt;2. She loves how many of you know Fishy and Ruby.&lt;br/&gt;3. Because some asked if we have a registry, feel free (but not obligated) to buy us a coffee. We love coffee.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href=&#34;https://buymeacoffee.com/lowqualityfacts&#34;&gt;https://buymeacoffee.com/lowqualityfacts&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/428/629/573/078/284/original/293b96488ee7f0c3.jpg&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-10-12T15:30:08Z</updated>
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    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqsx2njx4gr3vg0mdv3me6xu44djvcdzjf0n4hn4hcdag0m8ngthtgszyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4w9a5e49" />
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    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqswczdwdcmd3xauu8m33vw097rs7rtedklg5aqzlpqkmazkxv08l8qzyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wtwfuuy" />
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    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqswlra6eaesr567gshuq3lanx7tqpdsvvqgzk4tr7c2cw3xcu8g7uszyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4wfxv8hd" />
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      Wise words from a wise man.&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/389/675/981/364/016/original/fc2d0a7ae8779012.jpg&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt;
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      I&amp;#39;ve always suspected.&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src=&#34;https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/117/389/508/563/973/614/original/2a8a37bf4843b9ea.jpg&#34;&gt; &lt;br/&gt;
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    <updated>2026-10-05T17:05:06Z</updated>
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    <link rel="alternate" href="https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqsg8t8ltq7tsxu5pwjwwyacan84zfxmxn452l9q2wu3rc4ncnf90qczyqud3fpufgj4unmmqeg2asnn7qw65sq9484cr98uglrxrqavwlz4w08erwx" />
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    <updated>2026-10-05T16:32:09Z</updated>
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      Boycotting Green Day after they insulted the MAGA agenda. Punk rock should NOT be political. Punk rock is about and has ALWAYS been about the following:&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;-respecting cops.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;-upholding the patriarchy.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;-saluting the flag, standing for the national anthem, and unconditionally supporting the military.
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