2026-08-17T15:12:53Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz Larry Garfield https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/npub1aqsp4hwy8hfzvre05whanzj9dz7naae9dach8a75gnm8wq6q6f4qdj28fe https://media.phpc.social/accounts/avatars/000/000/948/original/b2c0fbf19043d758.jpg https://media.phpc.social/accounts/avatars/000/000/948/original/b2c0fbf19043d758.jpg https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqsyxmwxhaz2d82h82dt5f9nxhqsmq77cezgegqseejz8rferdmszygzyr5zqxkacs7ayfs09736lkv2g45t60hhy4hhzulh63z0vacrgrfx58ksh48 Functional programming isn&#39;t just for Haskell developers. It&#39;s for #PHP developers, too. &#34;Thinking Functionally in PHP&#34; is available from LeanPub.<br/><br/><a href="https://leanpub.com/thinking-functionally-in-php">https://leanpub.com/thinking-functionally-in-php</a> 2026-10-16T23:33:02Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqsxhpjgzk8w42025sp04r0g5qtjvavjv0dy4evdptzxpy5c7dc9v3czyr5zqxkacs7ayfs09736lkv2g45t60hhy4hhzulh63z0vacrgrfx5zn9srz &#34;Mob programming&#34; is when the Product team comes to you and says &#34;I&#39;ve got a feature request you can&#39;t refuse.&#34;<br/><br/>And HR says &#34;we&#39;re like family,&#34; but they really mean it. 2026-10-16T17:35:00Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqsdsprfnyvnxys6qp9nvmljfx2w5g4ejukre5q9xz5hsdw9jvkwlqszyr5zqxkacs7ayfs09736lkv2g45t60hhy4hhzulh63z0vacrgrfx5f64sp5 AI companies in Middle Earth.<br/><br/><a href="https://youtube.com/shorts/_xzolPi2rTU">https://youtube.com/shorts/_xzolPi2rTU</a><br/><br/>#ai #llm 2026-10-15T18:25:26Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqs94nt54mqtt8h66756qshpm4dh27qpwaj3npag4a6nymf7vwmsctgzyr5zqxkacs7ayfs09736lkv2g45t60hhy4hhzulh63z0vacrgrfx5azlkym <br/><br/>Elon Musk, not content with killing 14 million people by trashing USAID, is now playing games with Starlink in Ukraine that is getting more people killed.<br/><br/>All so he can make even more trillions.<br/><br/>In any just world, he&#39;d already be in prison. 2026-10-15T14:23:02Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqs0xtjw9esknj4xexkjm9df32pglxyz22v5hp69czcrug8znx2fgsszyr5zqxkacs7ayfs09736lkv2g45t60hhy4hhzulh63z0vacrgrfx5jksr2n I think every Democrat running for Congress has sent me a spam text asking for money. Just since the start of the month. That&#39;s not counting the ones that do throughout the year.<br/><br/>I support y&#39;all, I want the GOP to lose big, but holy hell, how is text spam helping your cause??? Does anyone actually give you money that way? I sure as hell won&#39;t.<br/><br/>#uspol 2026-10-14T21:09:10Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqs0333fjj68q3gdnfr6yz3csx5mygn0p2y5xhjy9jd2tt9svczdedqzyr5zqxkacs7ayfs09736lkv2g45t60hhy4hhzulh63z0vacrgrfx5a467jx The money squeeze choking the world economy. Spoiler: It&#39;s basically all AI fucking up everything<br/><br/><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eBM5IF_bco">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eBM5IF_bco</a><br/><br/>#Finance #AI #LLM 2026-10-13T20:46:31Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqs8au9fmlpw490analh5t5xsaz6jknnh0teaywjy95hu6gr4x3zzjczyr5zqxkacs7ayfs09736lkv2g45t60hhy4hhzulh63z0vacrgrfx5rdq9fp I&#39;m sorry, you still have to think.<br/><br/><a href="https://itsallaboutthebit.com/i-am-sorry-but-you-still-have-to-think/">https://itsallaboutthebit.com/i-am-sorry-but-you-still-have-to-think/</a><br/><br/>#AI #LLM #Slop 2026-10-13T17:19:00Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqs0586mka9khmzk056erlnpqzpydmnsh6ur5r5xkuxw73q3ecwtw2gzyr5zqxkacs7ayfs09736lkv2g45t60hhy4hhzulh63z0vacrgrfx5h92k89 All these AI Douchebros really want to build Data, are really afraid of building Lore, and actually building the world of Wall-E without the cute parts.<br/><br/>#StarTrek #AI #LLM 2026-10-13T15:05:29Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqswy7p0dr5ar6a25jj9ydpftc3e72mgja45ad2pkdv9evu5lx036sgzyr5zqxkacs7ayfs09736lkv2g45t60hhy4hhzulh63z0vacrgrfx5mjexnp <br/><br/>Trump is a traitor. Many times over. He should be treated like one. 2026-10-13T14:55:00Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqsf3870mydhjjjus2763xxj8utuk5f0n077utlm8ye8mpmtkx56prgzyr5zqxkacs7ayfs09736lkv2g45t60hhy4hhzulh63z0vacrgrfx5e9twrd <br/><br/>Trump is a traitor. Many times over. He should be treated like one. 2026-10-13T14:53:37Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqs23exazcme5zf89sc5ul2tnaznfdh3lrasxun4jqxmr9ldn9d7saczyr5zqxkacs7ayfs09736lkv2g45t60hhy4hhzulh63z0vacrgrfx5956v4d The way that Rails-style architecture has so perverted the industry that &#34;model&#34; is now synonymous with &#34;ORM entity&#34; pisses me off more than I can express.<br/><br/>#Rant #Programming #WebDev #DDD 2026-10-13T14:51:59Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqs0erjkgm8ecsyyv9sjp6yt6s4luu6t9ptxklw65dw7xkpgtj02v0szyr5zqxkacs7ayfs09736lkv2g45t60hhy4hhzulh63z0vacrgrfx5anft8q Minesweeper, if it were an AAA game. 🤣 <br/><br/><a href="https://minesweeper.mikelacher.com/">https://minesweeper.mikelacher.com/</a> 2026-10-13T14:01:18Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqs0wx2n8jvwsc2fkygftd03gxxj9h5daq53zywdrxkdr9equu85guqzyr5zqxkacs7ayfs09736lkv2g45t60hhy4hhzulh63z0vacrgrfx55jc29u <br/><br/>When the reckoning of this era finally happens, we must remember to hold accountable all those with power to resist yet chose not to. 2026-10-12T14:45:03Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqsymvc3d0e4f0ve5u9ewpvdhzv60vyzwdhts4llw4vjpzjjq77x5xszyr5zqxkacs7ayfs09736lkv2g45t60hhy4hhzulh63z0vacrgrfx54gffqy Anyone can code.<br/><br/><a href="https://www.garfieldtech.com/blog/anyone-can-code">https://www.garfieldtech.com/blog/anyone-can-code</a> 2026-10-11T06:22:02Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqsvs5qglmtg0v8fyvzvxx2c9aakzpa0nv0hy6etwdgn02sn6slfwhqzyr5zqxkacs7ayfs09736lkv2g45t60hhy4hhzulh63z0vacrgrfx53gyu9j <br/><br/>This pathetic fucker can&#39;t handle the idea that Ukraine&#39;s president is 1000x the leader he is. He&#39;s rather suck Putin&#39;s dick than admit he&#39;s fucked up American foreign policy and the global economy for the next 50 years due to his own ego. 2026-10-10T22:22:01Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqs95xl0hfkah6adhptvdty896k6tn8pjg7gmtahdpncwn34qsra83qzyr5zqxkacs7ayfs09736lkv2g45t60hhy4hhzulh63z0vacrgrfx5rtdpsn <br/><br/>Every member of the Trump administration belongs before a judge at the ICC. 2026-10-09T21:21:08Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqs95384uarcg292hj56ygxg6ddgcw7zs6sm0zwcfgmtayjxpw664nszyr5zqxkacs7ayfs09736lkv2g45t60hhy4hhzulh63z0vacrgrfx52yvvdj Why, dear god why must it always be pulling teeth to configure PHPStorm to use tools inside a container?<br/><br/>It&#39;s 2026. There is no excuse for how complicated this nonsense is.<br/><br/>Don&#39;t point me at the &#34;autodiscovery and self-configure&#34; page. It&#39;s wrong and worthless. I&#39;ve tried many times.<br/><br/>I love IntelliJ/PHPStorm when it works, but... damn I don&#39;t want to think about how much time I&#39;ve lost to this across many projects.<br/><br/>#PHP #PHPStorm #JetBrains #Xdebug #PHPUnit 2026-10-08T14:00:06Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqs8z7w3a6rul5csp7hdlq73ns649py3ywvgjlpqq4ws7wpkhuml2fszyr5zqxkacs7ayfs09736lkv2g45t60hhy4hhzulh63z0vacrgrfx5gzwkkc We have a Fedi-Twitter: #Mastodon<br/><br/>We have a Fedi-Instragram: #Pixelfed <br/><br/>We have a Fedi-YouTube: #PeerTube<br/><br/>We have a Fedi-Reddit: #Lemmy and #KBin<br/><br/>I recall someone working on Fedi-Meetup, but I&#39;m not sure what it&#39;s status is.<br/><br/>What other Fedi-things do we want/need? Are we still missing Fedi-Facebook, or is that pointless? Fedi-Google+? Would Fedi-chat even make sense?<br/><br/>And most importantly... how do we unify identity across all of these so they actually interop transparently? 2025-01-14T16:31:39Z