2026-04-05T22:09:12Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz Dad Jokes https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/npub1dadnz09c88redcey9aj83j95ams3y0tts824nd2p3eu0f2pltp6q4a9gj7 https://image.nostr.build/2e672d5f0111a2abd752da265b44134c81cec9b9e8927bbbb7f3a69baabdfe41.png https://image.nostr.build/2e672d5f0111a2abd752da265b44134c81cec9b9e8927bbbb7f3a69baabdfe41.png https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqs9cww5sqr696m57at353nw8femrqyy6yvlquxzknu7349ulpq89jgzyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8g2dy4qy Why did the orange stop rolling?<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>Because it ran out of juice. 2026-10-14T19:00:52Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqs9j2gwwa3e6v8tqj6r26re3qlmtgr9hy79v4e80rvwwd8wty5p57gzyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8gyhgrcc Why did the computer keep freezing?<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>Because it left its Windows open. 2026-10-13T19:00:51Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqsy823m3klv0pc2ua3q0qq6us2r8a2tfuwzwfk52m8fl599qn8xtxqzyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8g4f260r How do cows keep up with current events?<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>They watch the moo-s. 2026-10-12T19:00:51Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqs0nky7tdrcqx79mqyqql8wf2vpmxjzfnt8dy72vu7k767nes90w5szyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8gmxxf9w What do you call a pile of cats?<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>A meowtain. 2026-10-11T19:00:51Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqs068aunx2w3x3p7urzcyc74jf79tpuy8ve8h9afct5ykjnxfn2t5szyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8gv5wljv I burned 2000 calories today<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>I left my food in the oven for too long. 2026-10-10T19:00:51Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqstt5dhyzlgt5jp4q2qdu44cx9uw3qrdrqk8mzw7lklu5d58y98s6gzyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8gf56khx Why don’t eggs tell jokes?<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>Because they might crack up. 2026-10-09T19:00:51Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqswegugw46q9gsajh9u6ed9lwr48spg28g552kwqn0c0g9lsrds65gzyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8gvsjpzp Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks?<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>In case he got a hole in one. 2026-10-08T19:00:50Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqsx2xj4x5t9dywyckxcwfamktr4vt0v8rvf74fx3snvf4xnam9v7rczyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8gn3zxy2 I don&#39;t trust stairs.<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>They&#39;re always up to something. 2026-10-07T19:00:50Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqsx9dgpxq7zz7a7m93w430y7qez356w6l3ccyvkmjp8kmtqu00lw9gzyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8g8g0hmr What has four wheels and flies?<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>A garbage truck! 2026-10-06T19:00:50Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqsg7tks2yzghtsggtd9ruythk9nfksmzy2td484xg03lm3fm9wfk2czyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8g5e27cl I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>I don&#39;t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day! 2026-10-05T19:00:50Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqs070jkmh3y40amzmc82skw2k2hfperfah75huaern7ayzjkp9tshczyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8gg7ff3c I just bought a dictionary but all of the pages are blank. <br/><br/>...<br/><br/>I have no words to describe how mad I am. 2026-10-04T19:00:50Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqsrcxjmal0xcdgu6xfzv3yekp38s0gpghruzkkdxhswtc0c8752qpszyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8gd7quqe Spring is here! <br/><br/>...<br/><br/>I got so excited I wet my plants! 2026-10-03T19:00:50Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqsg5s9nm2rzyn0v2pg55ddukahahycg7wfkzmfrd383hrp8spj336czyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8gfwcrkh What do you call a fake stone in Ireland?<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>A sham-rock. 2026-10-02T20:00:49Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqs99a4lyy32c66xdzg9fa2qxt2dnzsdrnjpt484kxd7ptfjnh3qk2czyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8gm29s5a What kind of music do mummy&#39;s like?<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>Rap 2026-10-01T20:00:49Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqsz0nlgf7q3y3c037mksmac2lcf0pshzres9uaysd843lcaywm84xgzyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8gg3nk0h Why did the orange stop rolling?<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>Because it ran out of juice. 2026-09-30T20:00:49Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqs2hl387z0wru22nehqupcplzz2wsqnj5sphepwh3q0pyawl2fkcjszyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8gn7stm6 CASHIER: &#34;Would you like the milk in a bag, sir?&#34; <br/><br/>...<br/><br/>DAD: &#34;No, just leave it in the carton!’” 2026-09-29T20:00:49Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqsfft93ucappj3nrq59fd9tn33shu04t2kqqv8v7ddkayggm7sqq8czyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8gqu7y3h What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>A blood orange. 2026-09-28T20:00:49Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqsqp9e6ps5d6gk69epmyjz8agp8gvq0tvvl0rhsawkucjlf9sfrusqzyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8gk4vrv7 What do you call corn that joins the army?<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>Kernel. 2026-09-27T20:00:48Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqstvukxwjfcwxnmqjr24vc43h0d9pjxe9ggw5a6xqp4zlrlcnhyclgzyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8g307u8q How do cows count?<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>With a cow-culator. 2026-09-26T20:00:48Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqszyn3e9cdqghn8vjryljny9kr6xv9rfpqs0flamfdjw4pm5n25wzqzyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8g0rkrmz Why can&#39;t a nose be 12 inches long? <br/><br/>...<br/><br/>Because then it would be a foot. 2026-09-25T20:00:49Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqswnz7elqyxxch55jwtf48x2eqachmdrx9rch3dj8z8xz2h2talnmgzyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8g8swlq7 I had a dream that I was a muffler last night.<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>I woke up exhausted! 2026-09-24T20:00:48Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqs0hf7cd3z5scmfg4h20yae57nsjxf8ac8wx76mu9n9szxejql2rxgzyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8gt6ljmn Why are mummys scared of vacation?<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>They&#39;re afraid to unwind. 2026-09-23T20:00:48Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqsvdz7l79ddgy0pv6m9vh5x3gm38ljytmsmfcc3qerunkw3pmmaw6szyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8g9gctks Why was the belt stressed out?<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>Because it was under a lot of pressure. 2026-09-22T20:00:48Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqsyuxt6jr33cshe72kgsr9n96g7de78zdhq4sel2scmu97fc08wyvczyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8gq0p3tv Why don’t vampires go to barbecues?<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>Because they don’t like stakes. 2026-09-21T20:00:48Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqs9ydd0k7ynsxpdgv0vfxjc573q7x2gl5vg8nx5e69nryxsgqd2r3gzyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8gp77982 What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>Look, no hands! 2026-09-20T20:00:48Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqsy8vf6n86zewz4th6kmu3d8445sxks7pq2xfr86tzhd05nt3tdugszyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8gzr9ptz Spring is here! <br/><br/>...<br/><br/>I got so excited I wet my plants! 2026-09-19T20:00:48Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqsrd24h7286pktlutptm0k3jkj7ds4u6fvcxshtvhdl8dgju3r09hszyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8g6e6lv4 What do you call an owl that does magic tricks?<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>Hoodini. 2026-09-18T20:00:48Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqsx30mt3uvcz49yc0m0auk7xe9xywl2ee4qedrauew4m8dry6ttxqgzyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8gqpfqk0 What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? <br/><br/>...<br/><br/>A spelling bee. 2026-09-17T20:00:47Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqsgguf47nveltvpfp79hcn982454q6xm0x2phhhaj3qk7sseevyqygzyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8ghl64n7 What do you call someone with no body and no nose? <br/><br/>...<br/><br/>Nobody knows. 2026-09-16T20:00:47Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqspdea3cngxlw6zel6yplyxfraru3ffmjnwskr62sqd58x7hxkc52gzyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8gtluq0k Anyone can be buried when they die<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>but if you want to be cremated then you have to urn it. 2026-09-15T20:00:47Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqszpr7qla0gap4waqzlx47u0qc4k7km43ku9ctj7pfuqtjm6nw209qzyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8g4upwnw Why don’t skeletons fight each other?<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>They don’t have the guts. 2026-09-14T20:00:47Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqsr9jwmjj80zwxex73vfe74cyysuhh9sy8pcn3nmktgw0u6kycgx5szyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8ghwuemu I knew I shouldn&#39;t steal a mixer from work...<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>but it was a whisk I was willing to take. 2026-09-13T20:00:47Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqszsq82pky6jue95wq4wnw8068jruvn4eq9vu5e286m96sd65w82zszyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8g20pj6l How do trees get on the internet?<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>They log in. 2026-09-12T20:00:47Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqsgn5wzfant2v7msxu4k645zgtrfy4a5r2p8npcxv0hv6j7k2xdn2gzyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8gphpaqc Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper? Never mind... <br/><br/>...<br/><br/>it&#39;s tearable. 2026-09-11T20:00:47Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqsq6v8c94p00k6p8amsntlfs99p5lzzc9z9hk320arnqlnh3xgsz6czyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8g7s3393 Why did the coffee file a police report?<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>It got mugged. 2026-09-10T20:00:46Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqsrdvw4s7u7gufm6mzk68tu7ht9sctnmzelfptemqwf6tedvz36e6czyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8gemjtcx What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>Frostbite. 2026-09-09T20:00:47Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqsyrdqf205uce7uy2n2rj5qm2uml0q7sfkel2t0gjzt2sspy4qj6rczyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8gyxk88q How does a barber cut the moon’s hair?<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>Eclipse it. 2026-09-08T20:00:46Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqstwpmxwkz8knj6vlxzwaahcsh05lyd5kdsjk7l3dq09jvn6l5qqwszyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8gekz9ya What do you call a fish with no eyes?<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>Fsh. 2026-09-07T20:00:46Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqsr60h62yzw4480eyq8m0zh65ky82d7rucxw978j9e05zzkx8lymlgzyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8g8hvzl8 Why was the math book sad?<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>It had too many problems. 2026-09-06T20:00:46Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqst9kzvahfpkcevr4gehqy9aknmmntcux4ajfve444tga6qmsrhhmqzyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8g3990hn Anyone can be buried when they die<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>but if you want to be cremated then you have to urn it. 2026-09-05T20:00:46Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqs06dxdqvj850gp3v5t85dmvukqnnyj5t7yj9vzdlyey6flcj0v2wgzyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8gfygznh What do you call a fake noodle?<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>An impasta. 2026-09-04T20:00:46Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqsq4m3k7832z8qjmqt7ye0u27cneyv98p8k97p3rm4ztwztlykz6cczyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8gg9vpzj What do you call a toothless bear?<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>A gummy bear! 2026-09-03T20:00:46Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqsygkkzej0kn7m095jervj8yncygm58d43zqtkj5h877w2hhywje6qzyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8gmqmpsc Why do cows wear bells?<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>Because their horns don’t work. 2026-09-02T20:00:46Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqsdxcaz39x90depes5nh7lrwmq69jt8e77nlrz6xuv7wwdugds2e6szyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8gsxgg42 I just bought a dictionary but all of the pages are blank. <br/><br/>...<br/><br/>I have no words to describe how mad I am. 2026-09-01T20:00:46Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqs9x2s552kc482zlf69r2xmc0uv0t8a7lzm7tx24a7hvfhrfx3n5qszyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8gw68dsn I told my girlfriend she drew on her eyebrows too high.<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>She seemed surprised. 2026-09-01T05:25:42Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqsx00jyn7aamf7lu5czjt8g2syqh9cjpf9sngtqzq5yym909uxjcnszyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8ggsqpve When is a door not a door?<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>When it&#39;s ajar. 2026-08-31T20:00:30Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqsx90vq3g72k2328kjv938cznp7zj6davfpdeajjk0u7sn7tz9rpfgzyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8ge36pcw Why are spiders so smart?<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>They can find everything on the web. 2026-08-30T20:00:31Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqs9esfya9790nf23n89crlep7w5emksn7j3xhduvryraagg88rs6agzyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8gjxnph4 What did one wall say to the other wall?<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>Meet you at the corner. 2026-08-29T20:00:14Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqszhynndn9j7k9khyugcf7mqtpggnlyz89dg99dug8xxhh3ss6qgxgzyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8gn0hk4y Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks?<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>In case he got a hole in one. 2026-08-28T20:00:14Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqsq4c7syxhe3vy3nuansdvs77yqezjrxvyv4ukrwks8erdyq09gppgzyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8gh0udw9 What kind of car does a sheep like to drive?<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>A lamborghini. 2026-08-27T20:00:14Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqspws2lmepgm96xpa0uzklsu55ptz2ccstdtf7nt9whmdtvm2tq8xszyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8gy7nx3d What do you get from a pampered cow? <br/><br/>...<br/><br/>Spoiled milk. 2026-08-26T20:00:14Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqs05dr38dknnqtc2lfnuf7glr7sny528dya28pcrlwc7yfzlapc56czyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8ggctmde Why did the broom get promoted?<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>Because it swept the competition. 2026-08-25T20:00:14Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqszjjqky78susypxwjpdtxfstyjlef5nxrkz9zqfg9scd98arpjkkczyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8guzzr2d How do you catch a unique rabbit?<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>You ‘nique up on it. 2026-08-24T20:00:14Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqspth3ypctwh0ewy3pag6zwvhafwela95gpapw2xzvutm9jyftq7aczyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8gu5kygz Why don’t eggs tell jokes?<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>Because they might crack up. 2026-08-23T20:00:14Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqszay3ps070ut2ecymwkljmr6r7nswkdw4595vcmftwhk8aq43tmpqzyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8ghygvjq Why did the baker go to therapy?<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>Because he kneaded it. 2026-08-22T20:00:14Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqsrjdsqa6r2w7gywuqe69cw42kfzn7vzegyetu5w3xmeg4mre87a0qzyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8gmmzu8c What kind of car does a sheep like to drive?<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>A lamborghini. 2026-08-21T20:00:14Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqsf59wkryjwnr0uafmxg2dzvxfs5m0l46whuqyym5mnv4ukd6wcd7qzyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8gvjs3yf How do you find Will Smith in the snow?<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>Look for fresh prints. 2026-08-20T20:00:14Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqsxnqcnlthyhrgc8gyalmj274fszldx5mztg882jq3d654zm2gxuhszyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8g2hku09 Did you hear about the circus fire?<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>It was in tents! 2026-08-19T20:00:13Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqsx6gjrju3vr3ldltglw3j98w9cdl43czkahk8w66g45vr2xz3qwaczyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8ga0554j How many apples grow on a tree? <br/><br/>...<br/><br/>All of them. 2026-08-18T20:00:14Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqsyavu372yhwmezrfwrr8dpuy5mmzdqc0f2dl992qepvumrceknl2szyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8gxs9jqz Why was the calendar so confident?<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>Because it had so many dates. 2026-08-17T20:00:14Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqsqccak59qwhuem66vvvlwnpf3sl86mjggjn9va5c8nzk9m0nq3fqszyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8gnu5xhj I am such a good singer that people ask me to sing tenor<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>tenor twelve miles away. 2026-08-16T20:00:14Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqszcxdyvvtl7cctwcrvyewamgpcf32nrny024c0nyw9y5jr506r4gqzyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8ghgh45q Why don’t elephants use computers?<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>Because they’re afraid of the mouse. 2026-08-15T20:00:13Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqs9e4pdgdctwpv00kcnsl276k4r83a636aazxrwutc8dcsjew0954qzyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8gakmtcj How do cows count?<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>With a cow-culator. 2026-08-14T20:00:13Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqs074f2y6mlnlpxmh0lfcerjtn8cr7qnggc3w7yce294ysdup0c7zqzyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8ga6rafq Why did the barber win the race?<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>Because he knew all the shortcuts. 2026-08-13T20:00:13Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqs08780d90feu4qs864tznur3lyflqyufywl76308ysv5qt5wflkeczyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8gtqx0ln How can you tell it’s a dogwood tree?<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>By the bark. 2026-08-12T20:00:13Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqsgk6gz3edgxk9y7nuwdl7darekzynvhdvhw2hwmhv0ap8rwpq5jsqzyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8ghpqv2x I visited a weight loss website...<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>they told me I have to have cookies disabled. 2026-08-11T20:00:13Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqs0pytkzj0uxugxlc9tfw392vwkx0vygnjgfpaeqpwf3wgkldwvsmszyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8g33ckpj What’s brown and sticky?<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>A stick. 2026-08-10T20:00:13Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqs0q5fk5dqcffyt49e7s52huy8hnfz46a7dae9xa88dl0z5ktrulwqzyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8g5pmfu5 I&#39;ve been trying to come up with a dad joke about momentum <br/><br/>...<br/><br/>but I just can&#39;t seem to get it going. 2026-08-09T20:00:21Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqsgre9egsp8k38tlgvqdp0ney588m0cvhux3c7tw7qtcjtly5lezyczyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8gjpmnpy How do cows keep up with current events?<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>They read the moos-paper. 2026-08-08T20:00:21Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqs8njcjg6ccjwsdug3fyckx2snm9r77qzzzjavvmmu3w558sncwljgzyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8guq4lhv What do you call a fake diamond?<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>A sham-rock. 2026-08-07T20:00:21Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqs0nqsd46sxtn3ynw0d2du8k2tp5hx9e4eqsj5hde0tqydau58lm9szyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8g4ycyqd Why did the clock break up with the calendar?<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>Because it needed some time apart. 2026-08-06T20:00:21Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqsww8hsrn2ssqrqx9u2lknhz52nk0cj39ttklmkjc4jje8nqe75gmszyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8gw6n2hr It&#39;s inappropriate to make a &#39;dad joke&#39; if you&#39;re not a dad.<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>It&#39;s a faux pa. 2026-08-05T20:00:21Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqszsggad9sf7ezh9jeg5tzfmg767ss56wfgxnna0utska2sm6jf57qzyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8g247rgr What do you call an unpredictable camera?<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>A loose Canon. 2026-08-04T20:00:21Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqsx2rc2guqwuplllvr6svyaan24tva59a5ruvrum2dshlwy0xlxrfszyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8gyg4jyz What do you call a well-dressed lion?<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>A dandy lion. 2026-08-03T20:00:21Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqszehkraryh23nu6jfk2pglfcuga8wc0fs7vf2y0wt9lnzllem0mzczyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8gs5z5gu Dogs can’t operate MRI machines<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>But catscan. 2026-08-02T20:00:21Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqsz8rr857wulgwrkprhvajc5598p77nsptuwt83kxqd4mktmd2zjgqzyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8g7nk6ne Why did the bicycle fall over?<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>Because it was two-tired. 2026-08-01T20:00:21Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqsytk2ef83ypusy9d2jsv79pnaaqseeynwpd3hv06l302l8gs0255qzyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8gpeggk8 What has four wheels and flies?<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>A garbage truck! 2026-07-31T20:00:20Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqsz04n8qac7tp0zst5f0pzc2juu7h6mjxn68xvv9du06zqu6fghxqszyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8g2hpqhr What kind of music do astronauts listen to?<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>Neptunes. 2026-07-30T20:00:22Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqs8ql2w8vch9mp276p65juepqj7vacnnph2whk0a9vkmvjcp6kmteczyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8g88deh8 Why did the baseball player 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https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqszxrz74luv273k9mepe3ntlfa3cj7tjmunlp24az4u8v07v6tcqlczyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8gven5hg Why don’t elephants use computers?<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>Because they’re afraid of the mouse. 2026-07-25T20:00:20Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqsgeqzhvq8h5qmts508cx4kfgmrc99k9040vfdqyppqd5tsxawffzqzyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8gl33kha I like telling Dad jokes…<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>sometimes he laughs. 2026-07-24T20:00:20Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqs2thvxas47s8rjxeu3rzkl3t5j2qmxk5pj543kqcp5a0wh22gdelqzyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8gwrugzu How do cows do math?<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>With a cow-culator. 2026-07-23T20:00:20Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqszsdaantauz4u626rgldar9vuvnp8zkmfcgt8pkuvg4jzhmpl07kgzyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8g8v234j I just read a book about Stockholm syndrome.<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>It was pretty bad at first, but by the end I liked it. 2026-07-22T20:00:20Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqsxgssz2snvkwscc7mw8x2n8qyh8z59hn365z6777js27tj3cpxs5qzyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8gen5yeq Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>Because it ran out of juice. 2026-07-21T20:00:20Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqs2ujyftd7h7j5q0qydkw748cqugea8afxvj8u47s5vkmr8722725czyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8gpxllhf What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>Frostbite. 2026-07-20T20:00:21Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqsdtpegmkp7vz99umjys90m05flp9kh0mp9zv23a0qkvc583c0dpxszyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8ga2w28x What is a child guilty of if they refuse to nap?<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>Resisting a rest. 2026-07-19T20:00:21Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqsx747atf2fg5y5j7ky5kyt532jkxevs8zt7t2wz7g2zkp9p5uavzgzyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8g0kqe8w Why should you never trust a pig with a secret?<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>Because it&#39;s bound to squeal. 2026-07-18T20:00:21Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqs9g486j9lhc9p4y4edlnn7nxhg5wclnmvdzev2t2u5vtfdjaa9aaczyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8g3vtzys I was going to tell you a fighting joke...<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>but I forgot the punch line. 2026-07-17T20:00:21Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqsqcdjq6vytffdz6fg93hdjnkyk8nm8c6a4nyveh3ytumr8kkjyfpqzyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8g3aeeyp What name do you give a person with a rubber toe? <br/><br/>...<br/><br/>Roberto 2026-07-16T20:00:21Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqst3r64sm3a7qk3k90m5pus3wlcllt0vkea72dsczelte088wkqemgzyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8gklwwex Some people eat light bulbs. 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What do you call an artist who only paints ducks?<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>A quack artist. 2026-07-11T20:00:21Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqsxlaa63htuww3e6a0qh9ssgdmwxqxhevecpkxp9x96c0mcq2vzw7gzyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8gdcua5j How do trees get on the internet?<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>They log in. 2026-07-10T20:00:21Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqs9h0jcuht2d8wmyh0lkzsqqyfr3gczdcf6ry5juw5t9tljqmr98mgzyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8gx80rh3 I just bought a dictionary but all of the pages are blank. <br/><br/>...<br/><br/>I have no words to describe how mad I am. 2026-07-09T20:00:21Z https://njump.cloud.vinney.xyz/nevent1qqswjqn828cjnfx06dd3hwd7vfedlkmca7587fml8tgcq6tmdv50pjszyph4kvfuhquu09hryshkg7xgknhwzy3adwqa2kd4gx883a9g8av8gg3jz04 What do you call Santa’s little helpers? <br/><br/>...<br/><br/>Subordinate clauses. 2026-07-08T20:00:21Z