Nostr notes by Matt Hamilton

get a room

2026-10-24T07:06:20Z

In reply to nevent1q…m8nl
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get a room

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2026-10-22T21:33:07Z

Why don’t you vibecode yourself a girlfriend, faggot

> it’s gotten so good I’m still stuck with an older qwen ...

2026-10-21T21:12:22Z

In reply to nevent1q…jdve
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> it’s gotten so good

I’m still stuck with an older qwen model and sometimes I wish it was a real robot and not just my graphics card so I could throw it off my roof.

ah yes, the mistake was not telling it “don’t do that”.

2026-10-21T21:07:48Z

In reply to nevent1q…s3qg
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ah yes, the mistake was not telling it “don’t do that”.

Found my paraphernalia and packed my shrooms in preparation for ...

2026-10-21T13:21:10Z

In reply to nevent1q…7qmy
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Found my paraphernalia and packed my shrooms in preparation for distribution across state lines.

A place I visited recently had laminated posters for each ...

2026-10-21T02:07:59Z

In reply to nevent1q…t6de
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A place I visited recently had laminated posters for each station/activity like this.

Immediately invoked negative emotions.

All this crap looks the same: tacky and bad.

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2026-10-21T02:00:32Z

5lb lion’s mane. Dense and not airy, no yellowing of the ...

2026-10-20T13:17:43Z

5lb lion’s mane. Dense and not airy, no yellowing of the tendrils.

Just finished the neighborhood party. Make friends with your ...

2026-10-19T00:24:06Z

Just finished the neighborhood party.

Make friends with your neighbors.

Organize events.

Some of your neighbors probably fight one another. That's okay. Bring them together on neutral territory in an environment conducive to a good time.

In the future when it all goes to shit, you can delegate them tasks on behalf of the neighborhood and they'll do it.

BE THE LORD OF YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD. BUILD YOUR FIEFDOM.

then it'd be discriminatory to not discriminate!

2026-10-18T06:43:26Z

In reply to nevent1q…ta0j
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then it'd be discriminatory to not discriminate!

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2026-10-18T06:42:00Z

Every minority has the right to be discriminated against.

> NAS about to outlive NA Don’t go gettin’ wobbly on me!

2026-10-16T21:15:13Z

In reply to nevent1q…uymd
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> NAS about to outlive NA

Don’t go gettin’ wobbly on me!

Listen officer, the hooks in the ceiling are a sex thing. I like ...

2026-10-15T22:38:50Z

Listen officer, the hooks in the ceiling are a sex thing. I like having sex with my wife, I admit it. No the car battery, bucket, sponge, and jumper cables are totally separate. Yes, the bloody rag is from shark week. No, the forceps with the fingernail isn't mine, I don't know how it got there. I'm holding it for a friend.

but what if the vehicle is in quantum superposition? If I take it ...

2026-10-12T21:11:36Z

In reply to nevent1q…tme8
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but what if the vehicle is in quantum superposition? If I take it to the mechanic, it's the cv joint and I need a new axle. If I don't, it's just a suspension bushing and (mostly) doesn't matter.

possibly.

2026-10-12T21:03:01Z

In reply to nevent1q…kuja
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possibly.

Clunking of a steering wheel exclusively at speed is probably ...

2026-10-12T20:56:12Z

Clunking of a steering wheel exclusively at speed is probably wheel bearings or suspension bushings, right? Universal joints would click/clunk while stationary?

Every time I have to search for an Alpine Linux package I think ...

2026-10-12T20:12:31Z

Every time I have to search for an Alpine Linux package I think back to the time I discovered that searching for a unicode character crashed the server.

The guy had a good laugh when I reported the bug.

save thirsting over browns for Columbus day.

2026-10-12T00:31:10Z

In reply to nevent1q…ptf0
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save thirsting over browns for Columbus day.

If I lived in the UK I’m sure I would have been arrested at ...

2026-10-11T23:45:58Z

If I lived in the UK I’m sure I would have been arrested at least a dozen times given how often I make fun of retards.

Instead of going to war for Jews, we could have funded resistance groups and overthrown the tyrannical UK government, covertly or overtly.

We were once the table-flippers, the revolutionaries, the frontiersmen. Now we’re gay, we’re brown, and we love Jews.

“The removal of a few could save so many in the long term.” - ...

2026-10-11T17:05:52Z

In reply to nevent1q…8r5l
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“The removal of a few could save so many in the long term.”

- Adolf Hitler

Rain means I may lose power at some point over the next day or ...

2026-10-11T02:06:50Z

Rain means I may lose power at some point over the next day or two, so anticipate possible downtime.

> Sir mix-a-lot I'm of the opinion that it was 90's ...

2026-10-11T01:16:45Z

In reply to nevent1q…6cwn
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> Sir mix-a-lot

I'm of the opinion that it was 90's era Disney cartoons that did everyone in.

In one generation we went from “does this make my butt look ...

2026-10-11T00:52:51Z

In one generation we went from “does this make my butt look big?” to women flying to South America to receive experimental cosmetic ass surgery.

THERE IS HOPE!

> exactly one week after explaining EVE structure weekly ...

2026-10-09T02:02:43Z

> exactly one week after explaining EVE structure weekly vulnerability windows to my wife

> Nidal Hasan, who was convicted of killing 13 people in the ...

2026-10-08T22:13:13Z

> Nidal Hasan, who was convicted of killing 13 people in the 2009 shooting, is scheduled to be executed by firing squad on Dec. 3 at Fort Hood

Someone tell them they have the wrong Hasan!

I certainly wouldn't want to do a whole house this way, but ...

2026-10-08T00:56:58Z

In reply to nevent1q…95fk
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I certainly wouldn't want to do a whole house this way, but it works for just one. It helps that the edge is rounded on both sides, so you can "roll" it and make progress an inch at a time.

if it makes you feel better, I pulled out the Leatherman to use ...

2026-10-07T23:54:53Z

In reply to nevent1q…tc9q
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if it makes you feel better, I pulled out the Leatherman to use the back of the knife and on the way realized I have big brain

Open end of a Leatherman skeletool works great for installing ...

2026-10-07T20:45:50Z

Open end of a Leatherman skeletool works great for installing screen door and window gaskets. Specialty roller is far faster, I’m sure, but this works fine if you don’t have one.

It filters out all the people not willing to subjugate themselves ...

2026-10-07T00:34:16Z

In reply to nevent1q…8hkx
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It filters out all the people not willing to subjugate themselves before the machine.

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2026-10-06T23:23:53Z

DIVERSIFY YO BONGS, WIGGER

Imagine turning into a giant pussy upon hearing about a bacterial ...

2026-10-06T17:06:10Z

Imagine turning into a giant pussy upon hearing about a bacterial infection half a world away while living in a nation with no shortage of effective antibiotics.

People were correct to have concern in the early days of the Chinese biolab leak, especially once it was identified as viral.

People getting their panties in a twist over the "RUSSIAN PLAGUE" are retards who deserve intense ridicule.

that's where I keep two packs of cigarettes and four beers.

2026-10-06T15:25:50Z

In reply to nevent1q…fs8c
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that's where I keep two packs of cigarettes and four beers.

If I have to put my right hand on a shifter, what am I supposed ...

2026-10-06T15:23:52Z

In reply to nevent1q…dvt0
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If I have to put my right hand on a shifter, what am I supposed to do with my gun? Put my beer in the cup holder to free up my left?

"An automatic? That's not a REAL car!" Don't get ...

2026-10-06T15:19:08Z

In reply to nevent1q…6ptn
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"An automatic? That's not a REAL car!"

Don't get smart with me, boy

Consider that the battery on the Slate isn't really meant to ...

2026-10-06T15:17:08Z

In reply to nevent1q…glm2
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Consider that the battery on the Slate isn't really meant to be replaced (It's built into the frame) and unlike an ICE, it suffers calendar aging. Just build that into your estimations when gauging value down the road.

Used ICE is fine.

yeah, street legal golf cart that’ll do 65 is all I want. Hell, ...

2026-10-06T15:05:22Z

In reply to nevent1q…lxcm
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yeah, street legal golf cart that’ll do 65 is all I want. Hell, I’ll probably keep the glass/poly off the cab and keep it open-air so long as I put it back on in under an hour.

IIRC you can get a 2” factory lift and go up to 20” tires, but you’re running on rims at that point.

I'm not under any delusion about the vehicle. The only reason ...

2026-10-06T14:42:40Z

In reply to nevent1q…6k5q
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I'm not under any delusion about the vehicle. The only reason I'm interested is because it's a super cheap EV from a company that heavily promotes fixing stuff yourself. Five seats is all I need. I have no plans to haul anything large with it; I have (access to) a 2007 F250 Super Duty for that.

For me, this is purely a zero-maintenance "go to the store and pick up that thing, maybe pull a one ton trailer if I need plywood/drywall/pipe/whatever".

Just basics

slate cab kit brings it to 5 seats.

2026-10-06T14:33:20Z

In reply to nevent1q…g224
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slate cab kit brings it to 5 seats.

REO is vaporware/a scam.

2026-10-06T14:05:09Z

In reply to nevent1q…5vdt
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REO is vaporware/a scam.

imagine shitting on the coolest vehicle in four decades with a ...

2026-10-05T23:00:20Z

In reply to nevent1q…efn7
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imagine shitting on the coolest vehicle in four decades with a dysphemism of an entirely different manufacturer’s name.

I expected this to be a @npub12nj…ul0l post

2026-10-05T22:55:02Z

In reply to nevent1q…94ve
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I expected this to be a Sir Bloojay (npub12nj…ul0l) post

I don’t “love” a keyboard autoprediction engine just like I ...

2026-10-05T17:37:03Z

In reply to nevent1q…vwt9
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I don’t “love” a keyboard autoprediction engine just like I don’t “love” a carburetor.

LLMs produce better output than most mid-level programmers. > ...

2026-10-05T17:12:11Z

In reply to nevent1q…5uut
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LLMs produce better output than most mid-level programmers.

> the number of examples of AI failing to be correct

This is why code review has always existed, and why that has always been a large percentage of a senior’s job.

PEBCAK.

based on the thumbnail, I thought it was this video: ...

2024-06-21T21:16:04Z

In reply to nevent1q…gwwp
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based on the thumbnail, I thought it was this video:

To those who have accused me of making racist jokes, those are ...

2024-06-21T20:41:55Z

To those who have accused me of making racist jokes, those are false and defamatory accusations.

For you see, I *can't* be racist: race doesn't exist.

> Scientific racism, sometimes termed biological racism, is the pseudoscientific belief that the human species can be subdivided into biologically distinct taxa called "races", and that empirical evidence exists to support or justify racism (racial discrimination), racial inferiority, or racial superiority.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scientific_racism

I don’t have Facebag, Instagrim, or any of that shit, and all ...

2024-06-21T20:14:17Z

I don’t have Facebag, Instagrim, or any of that shit, and all the insane liberals on fedi have long since blocked me/NAS; It’s an exception when I’m exposed to their insanity.

That said, my gracious wife has committed to provide me, and vicariously, all of you, with some high-quality cringe-max unironic derangement CONTENT of liberal “memes”.

So, a reminder that these people exist.

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2024-06-21T06:08:42Z

ugh, probate. Everyone, as part of estate planning, should form a ...

2024-06-21T03:48:50Z

In reply to nevent1q…fh74
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ugh, probate.

Everyone, as part of estate planning, should form a Revocable Living Trust and title your assets into the trust: it avoids probate.

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2024-06-21T01:31:22Z

In reply to nevent1q…gnq0
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> Americans have to grow a set and call it out Do you believe ...

2024-06-21T01:22:10Z

In reply to nevent1q…998p
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> Americans have to grow a set and call it out

Do you believe that Americans actually support all this shit?

What do you propose people do to "call it out"?

"Matt, you've made jokes about Blacks, Jews, Whites, ...

2024-06-21T01:15:10Z

"Matt, you've made jokes about Blacks, Jews, Whites, Women, Catholics, Californians, Conservatives, and Liberals. When are you going to make jokes about White Men?"

Look around; we're living it.

A group of obese White women is called a pod. A group of obese ...

2024-06-20T23:50:16Z

A group of obese White women is called a pod.

A group of obese White women on Broadway is called a podcast.

Holy shit lmao ...

2024-06-20T16:28:11Z

In reply to nevent1q…zxza
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Holy shit lmao

https://www.npr.org/2019/05/13/721551785/a-fishing-line-encircles-manhattan-protecting-sanctity-of-sabbath

"Yeah, God? These rules are really harshin' my vibe. But... technically..."

I just learned of it myself. I was reminded of the KosherSwitch ...

2024-06-20T16:21:47Z

In reply to nevent1q…6pfs
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I just learned of it myself. I was reminded of the KosherSwitch hilarity and was curious what other prohibitions God has laid down for the Jews and discovered that they can't put out fires on the Sabbath.

Makes me wonder if someone has invented a Kosher extinguisher where you're "just moving an isolated piece of plastic" and therefore not committing melakha.

the real question is, can you shapeshift into a fire engine?

2024-06-20T16:08:47Z

In reply to nevent1q…4ljq
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the real question is, can you shapeshift into a fire engine?

POV: > You're Jewish. > It is Shabbat. > You ...

2024-06-20T16:06:06Z

POV:

> You're Jewish.

> It is Shabbat.

> You don't have a Shabbos Goy to order around.

> It'd be melakha to put out the fire before it becomes life threatening.

tangentially related, I want dueling and trial by combat to come ...

2024-06-20T06:02:12Z

In reply to nevent1q…sqqn
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tangentially related, I want dueling and trial by combat to come back.

You have a better chance to achieve Justice with trial by combat than you do being ground up in the US courts of injustice.

And dueling was a good way to definitively resolve disputes. Both parties consented, and the matter was settled then and there (or after the first volley, after the cards were down, both parties decided it was trivial and make peace).

Can we all agree to end the political theater and just have the ...

2024-06-20T05:51:19Z

Can we all agree to end the political theater and just have the Jews, Blacks, Catholics, and Californians all fight each other to the death in a Colosseum?

That would be a lot more entertaining than having to listen to retards on Twitter yell about which "woman" will replace the Prune in a few months.

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2024-06-20T00:20:28Z

You can't reason someone out of a position that they ...

2024-06-19T20:37:11Z

In reply to nevent1q…zw5m
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You can't reason someone out of a position that they didn't reason themselves into.

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2024-06-19T20:35:11Z

In reply to nevent1q…299e
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@npub157s…2uh8 WON the vote, a tremendous vote, and as the ...

2024-06-19T20:21:30Z

In reply to nevent1q…vr04
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CSB ≡ Comic Strip Blogger (npub157s…2uh8) WON the vote, a tremendous vote, and as the great voter you are, you were featured in the victory meme that PROVES CSB ≡ Comic Strip Blogger (npub157s…2uh8) won: https://noauthority.social/@eriner/112590613506880995

It's been 12 hours, and my shitpost that contains both anime ...

2024-06-19T20:09:31Z

In reply to nevent1q…m3e6
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It's been 12 hours, and my shitpost that contains both anime AND racism hasn't been liked by a single Poaster?

RT: https://noauthority.social/@eriner/112630427434455771

there are a number of things I’d have liked to have done, if ...

2024-06-19T17:20:40Z

In reply to nevent1q…wv0u
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there are a number of things I’d have liked to have done, if only I was a better video editor. I set a time limit when I start (which I exceeded with this one because I had to fix the subtitle font size). I try to learn something new each time.

Eventually I’ll get faster and be able to do more, which will hopefully add to the comedy.

Credit for the Abraham Lincoln art goes to @npub1z6x…dr27. ...

2024-06-19T16:56:29Z

In reply to nevent1q…m3e6
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Credit for the Abraham Lincoln art goes to 𝕥ℝ𝕠𝕃𝕃𝕚ℕ 𝕜𝕀𝕥𝕥𝔼𝕙 (npub1z6x…dr27).

Reminder that this meme would not be allowed on Twitter. Only sites like this, where admins do a “piss-poor job of moderating”.

Glad to have you aboard.

Happy Juneteenth ...

2024-06-19T06:59:47Z

Happy Juneteenth

BINGO! Thank you!

2024-06-19T04:10:48Z

In reply to nevent1q…jluy
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BINGO!

Thank you!

better, but it has to be facing head-on. I'm sorry for being ...

2024-06-19T04:07:18Z

In reply to nevent1q…8v8k
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better, but it has to be facing head-on.

I'm sorry for being a painful customer.

if you can make it colorized like the first, that would be great. ...

2024-06-19T04:04:36Z

In reply to nevent1q…s52z
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if you can make it colorized like the first, that would be great.

🙏

fucking buzzkills. @npub1z6x…dr27 does it work if you try ...

2024-06-19T03:59:54Z

In reply to nevent1q…g2am
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fucking buzzkills.

𝕥ℝ𝕠𝕃𝕃𝕚ℕ 𝕜𝕀𝕥𝕥𝔼𝕙 (npub1z6x…dr27) does it work if you try "Abrodolph Lincoler"?

AI art friends, please generate me an anime Abraham Lincoln, top ...

2024-06-19T03:54:58Z

In reply to nevent1q…8nzf
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AI art friends, please generate me an anime Abraham Lincoln, top hat and all.

I neeeeeeeeed it.

Ok I've had an idea, I don't know if it will work, and if ...

2024-06-19T03:30:23Z

In reply to nevent1q…uvq8
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Ok I've had an idea, I don't know if it will work, and if it does, it will be extremely racist.

You're welcome.

It's actually a grand conspiracy: In years past, farmers were ...

2024-06-19T03:23:04Z

In reply to nevent1q…20ln
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It's actually a grand conspiracy:

In years past, farmers were unable to sell their harvest to the public before it had spoiled. After a while, it gets all mealy, grainy, and people don't want them anymore. They tried genetically modifying them to reduce their size, thus making them easier to steal, but that didn't work.

Left with no other choice, BigAg lobbied the Feds to declare a national holiday to coincide with the annual summer watermelon harvest.

It's an hour until midnight and I haven't had inspiration ...

2024-06-19T03:08:12Z

It's an hour until midnight and I haven't had inspiration for a good meme to clown on Juneteenth.

:(

The humor of reality alone may have to suffice.

the older t-beams without the new ex chip are meh, but all the ...

2024-06-18T21:06:11Z

In reply to nevent1q…arxm
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the older t-beams without the new ex chip are meh, but all the new stuff is good. I like the T-deck the most because of the form factor, but the t-Echos have their place as lower power persistent trackers and whatnot.

the one I’d recommended was the T-echo, which looks like it’s ...

2024-06-18T21:03:31Z

In reply to nevent1q…gwm3
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the one I’d recommended was the T-echo, which looks like it’s back in stock (if all the JS loaded properly, hard to tell on my mobile)

https://www.lilygo.cc/products/t-echo

But I try so hard :( ...

2024-06-18T01:54:21Z

In reply to nevent1q…2mvn
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But I try so hard :(

is memeing a sport?

2024-06-18T01:52:34Z

In reply to nevent1q…suem
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is memeing a sport?

I published it late one the night the tourney ended. RT: ...

2024-06-17T16:49:19Z

In reply to nevent1q…ej5m
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I published it late one the night the tourney ended.

RT: https://noauthority.social/@eriner/112590613506880995

Yeah, Josh warned me not to, and I told him that I'd call my ...

2024-06-17T15:48:25Z

In reply to nevent1q…5jd8
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Yeah, Josh warned me not to, and I told him that I'd call my local sheriff and talk to them if I got swatted, but that I didn't care because I'm not a pussy.

And yes, I'd never heard of KF before then, so what a crime it was for my not knowing how to use the media layout options properly.

As to your OP, considering that Matt Hardin registered as their DMCA agent the same day I made that post, I certainly don't feel like I've done "basically nothing".

But think what you want.

My brother in Christ. After the Matt Prince incident, I created ...

2024-06-17T15:39:52Z

In reply to nevent1q…x78r
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My brother in Christ.

After the Matt Prince incident, I created an account at KF with my real name: https://kiwifarms.st/members/matt-hamilton.128502/

I put in a call to support Josh and KF at the end of my "What happened to NAS?" video: https://noauthority.social/@eriner/111795071968581182

I made many posts about Matt Prince at the time (now lost to the ether with noagendasocial).

Do not accuse me of giving "no help from the outside world".

You don't know me, bish.

lowercase i Internet? I’m ashamed of myself.

2024-06-17T15:30:45Z

In reply to nevent1q…ljdl
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lowercase i Internet? I’m ashamed of myself.

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2024-06-17T05:58:54Z

yes. Most of the things I post these days are (derivative) OC.

2024-06-17T03:31:39Z

In reply to nevent1q…027f
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yes. Most of the things I post these days are (derivative) OC.

I was going to make a joke in reply to @npub1hp4…gevn about the ...

2024-06-17T03:28:50Z

In reply to nevent1q…hwdh
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I was going to make a joke in reply to IceCubeSoup (npub1hp4…gevn) about the polling station having wooden doors, but this one's funnier.

C&C Red Alert 3 Theme: Soviet March ...

2024-06-17T03:24:30Z

In reply to nevent1q…hvej
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C&C Red Alert 3 Theme: Soviet March

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDQ7hXMLxGc

I know a bunch of you Conservatives are probably miffed at me ...

2024-06-17T03:10:35Z

I know a bunch of you Conservatives are probably miffed at me from ragging on you, but understand it is because I believe that only you believe in Liberty and have any hope of being reached.

Liberals, well...

Holy shit they memory-holed it. Then: https://archive.ph/wIt8h ...

2024-05-12T14:48:56Z

In reply to nevent1q…cxxl
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Holy shit they memory-holed it.

Then: https://archive.ph/wIt8h

Now: https://archive.ph/ny28k

Look at these thieves boasting their larceny while standing over the plunder.