Nostr notes by Hoss "Sneed (Formerly Chuck)” Delgado

Polymarket still says Vivek is gonna get stomped. Please be ...

2026-10-27T22:39:37Z

In reply to nevent1q…e464
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Polymarket still says Vivek is gonna get stomped. Please be correct, degenerate gamblers, I'm begging you.

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2026-10-27T21:35:28Z

>be american >wake up at 6:30 AM >alarm clock rings ...

2026-10-24T22:38:21Z

>be american
>wake up at 6:30 AM
>alarm clock rings
>screen asks if I'd like to leave a tip
>15% | 20% | 25%
>select 20%
>alarm thanks me for supporting hardworking alarm clocks
>get out of bed
>wife says good morning
>hand her $5
>she looks offended
>apparently 20% is customary for a good morning kiss
>give her another $3
>marriage saved

>go to bathroom
>toilet has touchscreen
>"It's going to ask you a question"
>25% | 30% | 35%
>select custom tip
>enter $0
>toilet refuses to flush
>god bless america

>get dressed
>shirt has QR code on collar
>"Enjoying your outfit? Show your appreciation!"
>tip shirt $4
>pants demand $6
>don't tip socks
>feel guilty about it all morning

>go downstairs
>wife made breakfast
>eggs and bacon
>pay $12
>she flips iPad around
>20% | 25% | 30%
>tip 25%
>she tells me the kitchen staff really appreciates it
>our 8-year-old son brings me the newspaper
>give him $2
>he stands there staring at me
>"Was there something wrong with the service, dad?"
>jesus christ

>leave house
>neighbor waves hello
>wave back
>neighbor holds out card reader
>"It's just going to ask you a quick question"
>tip 18%
>neighbor looks disappointed
>he waved with both hands

>get in car
>seatbelt clicks
>"Would you like to show your appreciation to your seatbelt?"
>tip $3
>turn on radio
>DJ says good morning
>Venmo notification
>apparently good morning isn't free anymore
>tip DJ $5
>he plays advertisements for 40 minutes
>advertisers ask for tips too

>arrive at work
>security guard opens door
>tip $5
>elevator arrives
>tip $2
>elevator takes me to fourth floor
>asks if I'd like to round up to fifth floor for charity
>decline
>elevator sighs audibly

>boss calls me into office
>"Good morning, John"
>tip him $10
>boss tells me I've been promoted
>suggested gratuity 30%
>tip him $400
>he congratulates me on my professionalism
>HR emails me a receipt
>HR asks for a tip

>coworker says nice shirt
>tip $3
>coworker says thanks
>asks for another $2
>apparently compliments are a tipped service in this country

>lunchtime
>go to McDonald's
>order cheeseburger
>cashier turns screen around
>20% | 25% | 30%
>tip 25%
>cook comes out and introduces himself
>asks if I'm satisfied with the preparation
>tip cook $5
>guy who put burger in bag approaches
>tip him $3
>guy who handed bag to cashier approaches
>tip him $2
>guy who manufactured paper bag sends Cash App request
>tip him $4
>burger is cold
>still tip burger 20%
>it's working hard to nourish me

>go back to work
>receive email
>"Please tip your email delivery professional"
>tip Outlook $7
>send reply
>Microsoft charges 18% automatic gratuity
>apparently party of six or more email recipients
>can't argue with that

>5 PM
>clock out
>time clock asks for gratuity
>tip 20%
>boss reminds me that leaving work is a privilege
>asks for $15 departure tip
>pay him
>he says "see you tomorrow"
>another $5

>drive home
>stop at red light
>red light asks for tip
>don't tip
>light stays red for 45 minutes
>finally select 25%
>turns green immediately
>american infrastructure is incredible

>stop at gas station
>pump asks if I'd like to tip
>select 20%
>gasoline attendant comes over
>there is no gasoline attendant
>it's a self-service pump
>attendant just stands there holding a tablet
>"Tips help us provide you with excellent service"
>tip another $5
>he tells me where the nozzle is
>truly exceptional service

>arrive home
>dog runs up to greet me
>tip dog $10
>dog wags tail
>suggested tip increases to 30%
>tip another $5
>cat observes from couch
>sends invoice for emotional support services
>$47.50 plus gratuity
>cat has provided no emotional support
>pay anyway
>don't want to be rude

>family sits down for dinner
>son tells me about school
>tip him $8
>daughter tells me she got an A
>tip her $15
>wife asks how my day was
>tip her $6
>she says I seem distracted
>tip her another $12
>she seems happier

>watch television
>news anchor announces inflation is down
>tip him $10
>weatherman predicts rain
>tip him $5
>rain begins
>window displays QR code
>"Enjoying this weather? Consider supporting your local atmosphere"
>tip clouds $7
>thunderstorm sends mandatory 22% service charge

>go to bed
>wife kisses me goodnight
>tip 30%
>she smiles
>finally close eyes
>dream about being in Europe
>walk into bakery
>buy croissant
>cashier says €2
>hand him €2
>he gives me croissant
>no tablet
>no tip screen
>no service charge
>no suggested gratuity
>begin panicking
>why isn't he asking for a tip
>does he hate me
>is he being held hostage
>how does this business function
>what happens to the workers
>start screaming

>wake up in cold sweat
>alarm clock rings
>"We're sorry you had a bad experience. Would you like to leave a tip anyway?"
>35% | 40% | 45%
>select 40%
>feel patriotic again

>check bank account
>earned $240 yesterday
>paid $873 in tips

>mfw American dream
>mfw land of the fee
>mfw home of the paid

Really funny to scroll the impotent rage from the Bioware Defense ...

2026-10-21T22:28:15Z

Really funny to scroll the impotent rage from the Bioware Defense Force on Xwitter right now. Apparently you're a real heckin' bad person if you mock the death of a soulless corporate entity because it had a name that makes retards sentimental. Literally crashing out because a folder got pulled out of a filing cabinet in Delaware and fed into a paper shredder, lmao. At least now the Bioware IP portfolio has a chance of being handed to somebody who can make worthwhile use of it.

>Trump canceled the public execution livestream ...

2026-10-16T22:07:33Z

>Trump canceled the public execution livestream

Holy shit this rules, I need to play with it.

2026-10-14T07:41:16Z

In reply to nevent1q…6v9u
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Holy shit this rules, I need to play with it.

>largest proprietary technology build-out in human history ...

2026-10-14T06:26:31Z

In reply to nevent1q…esvd
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>largest proprietary technology build-out in human history accidentally makes every piece of software on Earth open source by default.
I wonder if Stallman appreciates the cosmic irony playing out before us right now.

AI has totally jailbroken the PS5. Sony has been so thoroughly ...

2026-10-13T21:21:45Z

In reply to nevent1q…whjx
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AI has totally jailbroken the PS5. Sony has been so thoroughly raped by clanker cock that people are currently cracking their hardware in under four minutes and downloading games for free.

>humanity builds artificial intelligence >it immediately ...

2026-10-13T21:17:19Z

>humanity builds artificial intelligence
>it immediately beats Sony to death with a brick the moment it becomes powerful enough
I've seen enough to know who I'm siding with in the coming machine wars.

@npub1lvm…a4z2 Kick streamer almost gets kidnapped by Ukrainian ...

2026-10-11T23:00:48Z

Terry (npub1lvm…a4z2) Kick streamer almost gets kidnapped by Ukrainian military press-ganging squad.

Dr. Astra still making progress in the operating room. I have ...

2026-10-10T10:14:49Z

Dr. Astra still making progress in the operating room. I have multiple free OpenAI quota reloads left in the magazine, one way or another I WILL have my "DF Adventure Mode but make it Minecraft" AI fusion autism game.

quoting
note13dw…ntrq

Experimenting with what happens when I instruct Astra to decompile the Dwarf Fortress executable and harvest its organs for transplantation into Minetest/Luanti.

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2026-10-10T05:53:05Z

In reply to nevent1q…4htx
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Experimenting with what happens when I instruct Astra to ...

2026-10-10T05:22:46Z

Experimenting with what happens when I instruct Astra to decompile the Dwarf Fortress executable and harvest its organs for transplantation into Minetest/Luanti.

Artfags really be like "NOOOOOOOOOOO AI ART HAS NO SOUL YOU ...

2026-10-10T04:27:13Z

Artfags really be like "NOOOOOOOOOOO AI ART HAS NO SOUL YOU CAN'T JUST FIRE US" after subjecting our eyeballs to this globohomo aesthetic for the entire decade preceding the emergence of consumer AI technology.

>Pandemic fandom suddenly becomes obsessed with Russian ...

2026-10-07T23:04:47Z

>Pandemic fandom suddenly becomes obsessed with Russian pneumonic plague outbreak
Bro we solved this one around about the time we discovered antibiotics.

Idea: reverse-isekai where characters from a fantasy world teach ...

2026-10-07T00:48:04Z

In reply to nevent1q…mtld
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Idea: reverse-isekai where characters from a fantasy world teach modern civilization that magic exists and defense contractors immediately incorporate it into their R&D.

For a second I thought that said Magic Knight Raytheon.

2026-10-07T00:42:33Z

In reply to nevent1q…avj8
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For a second I thought that said Magic Knight Raytheon.

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2026-10-03T21:11:22Z

In reply to nevent1q…00tz
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>be me >discover Amex Platinum >annual fee initially ...

2026-10-03T21:03:39Z

>be me
>discover Amex Platinum
>annual fee initially appears to be a violation of the Geneva Convention
>then discover Centurion Lounges
>immediately realize I have stumbled onto the closest thing America has to buying a minor hereditary title
>start doing the math
>airport beer: $14
>bourbon: $18
>food: $25
>coffee: $7
>shower: spiritually priceless
>eat three plates and drink two bourbons
>"already extracted like $110 of value"
>girlfriend asks why I am calculating the ROI of breakfast
>she doesn't understand
>this isn't breakfast
>this is fee amortization
>begin treating every lounge visit like a private-equity acquisition
>"need another old fashioned, babe, otherwise we're leaving basis points on the table"
>start booking flights with longer layovers on purpose
>normal person sees three-hour connection
>I see an opportunity to unlock shareholder value
>walk through terminal
>families sitting on floor
>guy charging phone from outlet behind trash can
>mother dividing one $17 sandwich among three children
>look down at Platinum card
>little rectangle whispers
>"you are not like them"
>enter Lounge
>instant transition from Mad Max to Davos
>soft chairs
>buffet
>showers
>bartender
>actual plates
>electrical outlets created after 1997
>start getting irrationally smug
>check FlyerTalk between bites
>some autist says the salmon at DFW is 11% worse than last quarter
>furiously update mental valuation model
>girlfriend increasingly concerned
>tell her lounge food isn't "free"
>it's a yield-bearing instrument
>she asks me to stop saying this
>refuse
>eventually become full credit-card churn goblin
>have spreadsheet tracking annual fees, statement credits, lounge visits, SUBs, retention offers, transfer bonuses and estimated cents-per-point
>discover I can value literally any human activity if I become annoying enough
>"babe that shower was conservatively worth $22"
>"it was a shower"
>"incorrect"
>one trip girlfriend starts being annoying in terminal
>complaining about my routing
>complaining that our connection is four hours
>complaining that I chose this itinerary specifically because the airport has a Centurion Lounge
>finally tells me if I mention "effective annual fee" one more time she's going to lose it
>silence
>look at her
>look at Lounge entrance
>look back at her
>make executive decision
>"I think we need some time apart"
>scan card
>enter Lounge without her
>girlfriend freezes
>cannot believe what has just occurred
>I can
>capital allocation sometimes requires difficult decisions
>order bourbon
>sit beside massive glass wall facing terminal
>take first sip
>excellent
>look outside
>girlfriend standing there
>staring directly at me through glass
>Jesus Christ
>expression like an angry tiger watching a zookeeper eat steak
>quickly look away
>pretend to check Bloomberg
>five minutes later glance back
>still there
>has moved approximately six feet closer
>take another sip
>bourbon suddenly tastes less relaxing
>bartender asks if everything is okay
>"fantastic"
>girlfriend now pacing slowly outside perimeter
>occasionally stops and looks in
>begin experiencing what analysts call downside risk
>consider leaving
>remember annual fee
>absolutely not
>second bourbon
>thirty minutes pass
>look again
>she has found the perfect angle through the glass
>arms crossed
>motionless
>predator behavior
>briefly feel primal twinge of fear
>realize I eventually have to exit this Lounge
>portfolio currently exposed to concentrated girlfriend risk
>consider asking bartender whether Amex offers evacuation insurance
>instead order third bourbon
>if I die, need to maximize benefit utilization first
>eventually text her
>"want me to bring you a cookie?"
>three dots appear instantly
>three dots disappear
>three dots appear again
>phone rings
>decline call
>Jesus Christ
>start pricing alternative flights
>anyway
>annual fee hits next month
>obviously keeping the card
>people say Amex Platinum is overpriced
>idiots
>you're not paying for credits
>you're paying for the ability to sit behind glass drinking bourbon while the general airport population experiences civilization at its natural carrying capacity
>the SUB is temporary
>the points get devalued
>the Uber credit is annoying
>but the feeling of walking past Gate B12 and thinking
>"damn, imagine not having access"
>that yield is eternal

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2026-10-03T19:46:28Z

Elon title-mogging everyone in the room.

2026-09-30T04:22:38Z

In reply to nevent1q…67zk
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Elon title-mogging everyone in the room.

Well now buddy has a lot more time for performative hand-wringing ...

2026-09-29T23:08:31Z

Well now buddy has a lot more time for performative hand-wringing over vodkaniggers lobbing drones at each other.

>a shipment of sensitive F-35 parts somehow got rerouted to ...

2026-09-24T20:22:19Z

>a shipment of sensitive F-35 parts somehow got rerouted to China back in June and we're just finding out about it now
It's been a rough year for the US military.
https://youtu.be/ioc7iDUd3LU

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2026-09-22T10:38:50Z

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2026-09-19T21:23:18Z

Which is the more Aryan genetic trait?

How has nobody noticed the Star of David on Israel's flag? ...

2026-09-19T01:52:32Z

How has nobody noticed the Star of David on Israel's flag? Are they controlled by jews or something?

Stack Overflow moderators would love AI if instead of answering ...

2026-09-18T23:37:15Z

Stack Overflow moderators would love AI if instead of answering your questions it closes the conversation as a duplicate of a post from 2011 that does not answer the question you asked it.

OpenAI please unfuck the ChatGPT site immediately, being on the ...

2026-09-18T22:08:15Z

OpenAI please unfuck the ChatGPT site immediately, being on the free tier of every other AI slop machines sucks.

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2026-09-17T21:30:19Z

In reply to nevent1q…uyy8
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>muh NATO It's a meme alliance and everybody knows it. ...

2026-09-17T21:17:59Z

In reply to nevent1q…m0py
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>muh NATO
It's a meme alliance and everybody knows it. Reminder that NATO "allies" Greece and Turkey have been engaged in a Mexican standoff over Cyprus for half a century and counting.

>bombing Turkey >for Israel ...

2026-09-17T17:53:51Z

In reply to nevent1q…k2q0
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>bombing Turkey
>for Israel

Portfolio is up over 7%, I guess the market thinks Warsh's ...

2026-09-17T17:49:10Z

Portfolio is up over 7%, I guess the market thinks Warsh's forward guidance is straight fire even in spite of the rate hike.

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2026-09-17T17:20:19Z

Of course, they're always printing. But Warsh is scaring the ...

2026-09-16T23:34:21Z

In reply to nevent1q…w2lk
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Of course, they're always printing. But Warsh is scaring the hoes on Wall Street, which is why this is a problem.

WARSH YOU FUCKING NIGGER, ORANGE FAGGOT PROMISED YOU'D BE A ...

2026-09-16T23:14:03Z

WARSH YOU FUCKING NIGGER, ORANGE FAGGOT PROMISED YOU'D BE A PRINTMAXXER.

quoting
note1cyv…j80s

BREAKING: Federal Reserve raises key interest rate to 4%, 1st hike in 3 years

Interventionism fans be like "guys this it totally worth it, ...

2026-09-16T23:10:31Z

Interventionism fans be like "guys this it totally worth it, just pay a bit more at the pump for two more weeks to stop Iran" as if we're all just spending a few extra bucks filling up the tank at the pump and not getting inflation raped on every single product whose transportation to market is reliant on petroleum products.

quoting
note1c5l…g75u

UPDATE: Average U.S. diesel price hits $6.30 per gallon, a new all-time high, while gas rises to $4.36. The average price of diesel is expected to reach $7.20 this year, according to @Kalshi.
https://hell.twtr.plus/media/c3/33/ed/c333edca47e0ffcfa0eeaf16bfae826fa444bdccab92676fd4d1f8cf34880ab2.file
https://hell.twtr.plus/media/7b/ac/e2/7bace2a9fc6011e21c7dd8ce3c9451a80fe4c23e108e10589af3b5fbff37490b.file

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2026-09-14T22:08:15Z

>fascists, tankies, statists, adultists*, other bigots, ...

2026-09-13T21:07:16Z

In reply to nevent1q…09l6
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>fascists, tankies, statists, adultists*, other bigots, capitalists, sloperators + apologists, tolerators, enablers thereof fail my vibe check
Interesting bio. Mind explaining what the fuck an "adultist" is? :marseypedosnipe:

Today marks the 4th birthday of The Shitpost Cloud. I never ...

2026-09-13T18:39:58Z

Today marks the 4th birthday of The Shitpost Cloud. I never expected I'd manage to keep the instance alive this long :marseyparty:

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2026-09-12T21:12:01Z

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2026-09-12T16:00:29Z

I replaced Tim Pool with Asmon in my wagecage listening rotation ...

2026-09-10T23:00:17Z

In reply to nevent1q…yvpr
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I replaced Tim Pool with Asmon in my wagecage listening rotation because he's way more tolerable than the beanie fag and sometimes even genuinely funny. It'd be nice if we could somehow just get the fuck out of this Iran disaster so I don't have to be subjected to any more of his genuinely atrocious takes regarding middle eastern forever war.

Steam can give Asmon his $40 back, but they can't refund the ...

2026-09-10T22:49:32Z

In reply to nevent1q…us2h
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Steam can give Asmon his $40 back, but they can't refund the embarrassment of promoting a game that launched this disastrously.

>mfw there's over a quarter million people waiting in line ...

2026-09-10T22:41:36Z

>mfw there's over a quarter million people waiting in line to play the game I just bought
:marseyxd: