Nostr notes by 🌈Magical Thinking

for what? everyone has a phone that answers dumb questions.

2026-10-14T06:11:17Z

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for what?
everyone has a phone that answers dumb questions.

I've seen this person being fired from a teaching job? Am I ...

2026-10-14T05:30:11Z

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I've seen this person being fired from a teaching job?

Am I rite?

We're only getting one debate from these blue state libtards ...

2026-10-14T04:20:59Z

We're only getting one debate from these blue state libtards and they are going to be buried in the algo so no one will ever see them.

https://redstate.com/jenniferoo/2026/10/13/bruce-blakeman-nails-kathy-hochul-on-her-sanctuary-policies-which-keep-new-yorkers-unsafe-n2208103

Thanks for leaving my book in the rainy spot on the porch ...

2026-10-14T04:15:41Z

Thanks for leaving my book in the rainy spot on the porch dickhead amazon driver.

Brevity is the soul of wit ...

2026-10-14T04:11:20Z

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Brevity is the soul of wit

I watched the Deaton v Markey debate and it's true - Deaton ...

2026-10-14T04:06:52Z

I watched the Deaton v Markey debate and it's true - Deaton doesn't have to worry about Markey.

https://www.wbur.org/news/2026/10/13/john-deaton-2026-senate-run-massachusetts

This was a fight over pokemon or some shit, right?

2026-10-14T04:02:38Z

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This was a fight over pokemon or some shit, right?

Which is ironic because that’s is their limit.

2026-10-13T23:48:40Z

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Which is ironic because that’s is their limit.

It isn't a scandal because this is their system working as it ...

2026-10-13T12:27:19Z

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It isn't a scandal because this is their system working as it was intended.

that train is never going to be built. ...

2026-10-13T12:20:53Z

that train is never going to be built.

https://thefederalist.com/2026/10/13/a-california-scandal-reveals-how-the-state-is-governed-under-single-party-democrat-rule/

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2026-10-13T12:17:24Z

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2026-10-13T12:14:37Z

Ilhan omar is gonna:

fluffernutter probably the only good thing that comes out of MA.

2026-10-13T12:13:20Z

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fluffernutter probably the only good thing that comes out of MA.

Unions won't allow an Ai film to be released. You just know ...

2026-10-13T12:11:00Z

Unions won't allow an Ai film to be released. You just know there's hundreds of them already in the can.

get a prenup

2026-10-13T12:09:10Z

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get a prenup

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2026-10-13T07:30:14Z

I’m tempted to take my internet styling to bluesky…

Archive.org has old tattoo magazines

2026-10-13T07:29:22Z

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Archive.org has old tattoo magazines

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2026-10-13T07:22:17Z

Sleeping bag was greasy
Wtf

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2026-10-13T07:21:24Z

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Metaverse

2026-10-13T07:12:49Z

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Metaverse

This lady is just a bad teacher. Probably one of the union ...

2026-10-13T07:08:38Z

This lady is just a bad teacher.
Probably one of the union teachers the schools can’t get rid of, blames the parents for not teaching the kids.
I was a teacher for a time and kids are always stupid, it’s not something to get emotional about. Fucking rotten kids probably run her classroom.

https://www.zerohedge.com/political/it-comes-down-parents-teacher-breaks-down-only-1-34-students-passes

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2026-10-13T05:10:40Z

WW-eleven

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2026/10/criminal-investigation-ilhan-omar-given-hilarious-nickname-that/

https://youtu.be/ts5FalYIzMw

2026-10-13T04:41:58Z

https://youtu.be/ts5FalYIzMw

I no longer attend the indie board game con for this reason. ...

2026-10-13T04:29:55Z

I no longer attend the indie board game con for this reason.

https://notthebee.com/article/pokmon-vgc-champion-says-another-players-bo-caused-him-to-vomit/

he's a maneater

2026-10-13T04:24:28Z

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he's a maneater

However you feel about the cybertruck, people all turn to watch ...

2026-10-13T03:24:16Z

However you feel about the cybertruck, people all turn to watch when it drives down the road. It will be the same with the new Jaguar, except everyone will think UR GAY/

https://notthebee.com/article/jaguar-is-still-blazing-ahead-with-its-woke-electric-car-come-read-the-comments/

This just shipped to muh house ...

2026-10-13T03:17:54Z

This just shipped to muh house

https://us.macmillan.com/books/9781250621214/thethriceboundfool/

Let it be so.

2026-10-13T03:16:46Z

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Let it be so.

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2026-10-12T23:42:33Z

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boycott proof

2026-10-12T23:41:51Z

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boycott proof

A kid at a bike shop made fun of my bullhorn bars so I made fun ...

2026-10-12T23:31:21Z

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A kid at a bike shop made fun of my bullhorn bars so I made fun of him being 5'8".

The vanguard of our culture... cosplayers.

2026-10-12T23:30:00Z

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The vanguard of our culture... cosplayers.

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2026-10-12T23:29:36Z

https://notthebee.com/article/here-are-a-bunch-of-memes-to-send-your-woke-friends-who-dont-celebrate-columbus-day-/

I don't even know what an indigenous person even is, I'd ...

2026-10-12T18:17:00Z

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I don't even know what an indigenous person even is, I'd be surprised if Boston has 2 of them.

Clearly a joke, but that's a good example of GenZ worker ...

2026-10-12T18:16:06Z

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Clearly a joke, but that's a good example of GenZ worker mindset. Very creative when it comes to not working.

6-7

2026-10-12T17:48:35Z

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6-7

So today is indigenous people day and Thanksgiving is indigenous ...

2026-10-12T17:47:07Z

So today is indigenous people day and Thanksgiving is indigenous people day, and I think there is one more? The former patriots day?

the author of that post was a game dev.

2026-10-12T17:42:26Z

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the author of that post was a game dev.

Atheism is like being vegan, what is the point if you don't ...

2026-10-12T17:38:52Z

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Atheism is like being vegan, what is the point if you don't tell everyone all the time.

There was a time when Dems wanted immigration reform and GOP ...

2026-10-12T17:37:40Z

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There was a time when Dems wanted immigration reform and GOP wanted immigrants for farm work.

I canceled my NY Times subscription more than a decade ago. Zero ...

2026-10-12T17:36:30Z

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I canceled my NY Times subscription more than a decade ago. Zero trust in that publication.

At this point we're just waiting for the Ai movies to wipe ...

2026-10-12T17:34:43Z

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At this point we're just waiting for the Ai movies to wipe out the woke shit. I want Hellraiser/Ghostbusters so bad I can taste it.

I'm a Criterion subscriber and I probably won't watch it ...

2026-10-12T17:30:50Z

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I'm a Criterion subscriber and I probably won't watch it either. It looks like "Truman Show," when Jim Carey wanted to get an Oscar.

its 2am, guess I'll watch waterworld, which I hate, again. ...

2026-10-12T06:01:33Z

its 2am, guess I'll watch waterworld, which I hate, again.

https://tubitv.com/movies/629249/waterworld

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2026-10-12T05:57:55Z

Half the paper pile is shredded.

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2026-10-12T05:56:47Z

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-politely-informs-officer-he-was-not-texting-and-driving-he-was-actually-playing-mario-tennis-on-his-game-boy-advance-sp/

That's pretty good.

2026-10-12T05:51:46Z

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That's pretty good.

Rome everyday ...

2026-10-12T05:48:06Z

Rome everyday

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2026/10/11/photo-man-uncovers-2000-year-old-roman-treasure-hoard-in-german-field/

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2026-10-12T05:45:25Z

Talarico was on the youtube pre-roll asking for $1...

Women's basketball still thinks it's 2020.

2026-10-12T05:41:43Z

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Women's basketball still thinks it's 2020.

Just in time for Hallowen, Ghouls. ...

2026-10-12T05:35:12Z

Just in time for Hallowen, Ghouls.

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2026/10/remember-this-election-day-minnesota-governor-signs-law/

I daresay that manufacturing in Thailand has fallen off.

2026-10-12T05:28:40Z

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I daresay that manufacturing in Thailand has fallen off.

I went to a pretty good school and resources went to those who ...

2026-10-12T03:40:33Z

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I went to a pretty good school and resources went to those who used them best. If you even told a joke that slowed down the class, the next day you'd be in a special class full of the other class clowns.
A fight like this would get you expelled, and that's how it should be. No child should feel unsafe at school.

They used to teach Greek and Latin, and now it's like a night out at the club.

Wait, Talarico was missing for 12 days...

2026-10-12T03:35:40Z

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Wait, Talarico was missing for 12 days...

They don't want to break it up, they want them to kill each ...

2026-10-12T03:31:50Z

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They don't want to break it up, they want them to kill each other. Probably have to deal with this shit every single class.

They should just expel them.

The manner in which a culture preserves its food defines that ...

2026-10-12T02:56:02Z

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The manner in which a culture preserves its food defines that food culture.

Germans put buckets of grain and water and got beer, French put milk in a cave and got cheese, arabs dried fruit in the desert.

These days we freeze everything, which is why everything has red pepper on it, because you can't taste the freezer burn.

"He obviously liked the title and prestige, but not the ...

2026-10-12T01:54:35Z

"He obviously liked the title and prestige, but not the work."

https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2026/10/the-obama-death-star-is-out-of-hope/

I credit Napoleon for the french skill with food. His conquests ...

2026-10-12T01:49:42Z

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I credit Napoleon for the french skill with food. His conquests took him far and wide, his need to feed an army made chefs develop techniques with limitations.
I've heard that Hollandaise sauce was created to mask the taste of rotten horse meat.

No one is going to watch it so it's ok.

2026-10-12T00:54:34Z

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No one is going to watch it so it's ok.

most people only like the food their parents ate, which is why so ...

2026-10-12T00:53:51Z

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most people only like the food their parents ate, which is why so many restaurants use "mom's recipe" for their tomato gravy or whatever.

if you make soup like mum made soup, even if it's just opening the can of progresso you got when you had the mumps, that's home cookin'.

They did this already. https://youtu.be/2aphoPK_IpI

2026-10-12T00:48:53Z

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They did this already.
https://youtu.be/2aphoPK_IpI

you keep on wondering about human brutality than...

2026-10-11T21:28:13Z

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you keep on wondering about human brutality than...

I saw a youtube video that showed how to make soup. Who the fuck ...

2026-10-11T21:27:16Z

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I saw a youtube video that showed how to make soup.

Who the fuck doesn't know how to make soup?

My local Trader Joe's.

2026-10-11T21:16:18Z

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My local Trader Joe's.

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2026-10-11T21:14:46Z

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yup, cry harder.

2026-10-11T21:13:32Z

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yup, cry harder.

ok homo.

2026-10-11T21:10:30Z

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ok homo.

I'm not really that your problems either, since you're ...

2026-10-11T21:08:10Z

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I'm not really that your problems either, since you're pressing the point.

I'm doing just fine because I know how to be poor - living in a blue state as I do.

I don't care about the middle east. No one does. I'm not ...

2026-10-11T21:06:04Z

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I don't care about the middle east.
No one does.
I'm not Macklemore.

I'd rather Trump get my money than Iran.

2026-10-11T21:04:25Z

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I'd rather Trump get my money than Iran.

any thoughts on abortion?

2026-10-11T21:00:43Z

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any thoughts on abortion?

wow. a book about science that lacks impartiality and rigor. ...

2026-10-11T20:59:48Z

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wow.

a book about science that lacks impartiality and rigor.

I'm sure it will be taught in all the ivy's.

No one cares about Iran. Once the Venezuelan oil comes online ...

2026-10-11T20:56:22Z

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No one cares about Iran.
Once the Venezuelan oil comes online Iran will be knocked back into the stone age.

The head was later knocked off and the statue was moved to ...

2026-10-11T20:47:33Z

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The head was later knocked off and the statue was moved to private property.

The response was the City, "the statue was problematic."

minimalist wallet bolt action pen prybar multitool everything has ...

2026-10-11T18:10:29Z

minimalist wallet
bolt action pen
prybar
multitool
everything has a can opener

Milleni-oids have terrible penmanship. ...

2026-10-11T18:06:54Z

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Milleni-oids have terrible penmanship.

I don't bike anymore because I don't want to associate ...

2026-10-11T18:01:44Z

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I don't bike anymore because I don't want to associate with these people.

aw, that's nice...

2026-10-11T17:56:48Z

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aw, that's nice...

Zelensky was elected on détente with Russia. That was his ...

2026-10-11T17:48:31Z

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Zelensky was elected on détente with Russia. That was his campaign.

Indigenous people day is Monday. I'm going to wait in line ...

2026-10-11T17:46:57Z

Indigenous people day is Monday. I'm going to wait in line for a table at Frank Pepe's to celebrate.

The fossil evidence for giants are actually the bones of ...

2026-10-11T17:44:19Z

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The fossil evidence for giants are actually the bones of mastodons.

Our rule is simpler: When she turns 40, dump her.

2026-10-11T17:42:11Z

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Our rule is simpler:

When she turns 40, dump her.

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2026-10-11T17:40:31Z

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Doesn't have the patience... I wonder how long it took to get ...

2026-10-11T17:39:55Z

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Doesn't have the patience...

I wonder how long it took to get the make up right?

Italians have elevated eating play-doh to the Michelin star ...

2026-10-11T17:37:24Z

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Italians have elevated eating play-doh to the Michelin star level.

Long covid is a vaccine injury.

2026-10-11T17:34:41Z

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Long covid is a vaccine injury.

How much is Busch Gardens?

2026-10-11T17:34:04Z

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How much is Busch Gardens?

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2026-10-11T13:14:53Z

The question is, do you believe in a spirit world?

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2026-10-11T13:14:05Z

ugh, it's too early for sirens...

Rosé

2026-10-11T13:11:15Z

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Rosé

I'm headed to the Subaru meet up, or as you know it, Trader ...

2026-10-11T12:41:21Z

I'm headed to the Subaru meet up, or as you know it, Trader joe's.

'determined to be offended'

2026-10-11T12:37:37Z

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'determined to be offended'

I always thought of the pope's infallibility as a reverse ...

2026-10-11T12:14:43Z

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I always thought of the pope's infallibility as a reverse rule-making. The way Miles Davis would make an error in the studio and then forever play it that way - so it wasn't an error.

you can't wear cornrows anymore... what's up with that?

2026-10-11T12:11:54Z

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you can't wear cornrows anymore...

what's up with that?

https://theawesomer.com/amphibious-car-meet/818004/

2026-10-11T12:10:04Z

https://theawesomer.com/amphibious-car-meet/818004/

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2026-10-11T06:18:24Z

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I saw a tweaker trying to steal a bike and ran him off but when ...

2026-10-11T06:15:31Z

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I saw a tweaker trying to steal a bike and ran him off but when the bus left he came back.

I called the cops because he was more likely to damage the bike than actually remove the lock.

train every day.

2026-10-11T06:11:55Z

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train every day.

Are these the same women who wanted to free a mom who strangled ...

2026-10-11T06:11:00Z

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Are these the same women who wanted to free a mom who strangled her kids?

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2026-10-11T06:10:16Z

I rode the bus today and it sucked.