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[Eine alte DJ Kicks nach der anderen hören, so ein Tag ist das heute.]
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Step up man up. Couldnt agree more.
Clown world has conditioned us to believe we are entirely powerless but small individual action in this space will create outsized collective impact.
Support those building and doing by joining in and participating. Dont get a big head about it. Bitcoiners are a small minority so we need everyone pulling their weight. There is no wait and see and hope someone else does it for you, thats fiat minded.
Theres lots of inspiration and tools available on nostr. My advice to anyone that wants to make a positive change, go find a project you resonate with and get involved or build your own local fork. Stop waiting for someone else to do it, be permissionless.
Whether the shop gets found at all comes down to one detail: which event kind the products go out as. NIP-15 stalls and products still work, but the spec carries an unrecommended warning and points to NIP-99, whose kind 30402 is what current clients watch for. An inventory in a shape nobody reads is public and invisible at once. NIP-15 itself came out of an LNbits project, Diagon-Alley, and lnbits/nostrmarket still implements it. The other thing worth settling early is the catalog's lifetime. Relays keep what they accepted and a delete request often goes nowhere, so old prices and pulled items stay readable while NIP-17 keeps only the order private.
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Im not done, and these apps are all related in a way so its handy to have a single entrypoint for checking updates etc
New York Fed President John Williams said AI hardware supply may need more than two years to catch up with demand. He also described AI investors as "relatively price insensitive." Those two sentences are one thought.
When a committee sets the price of time by vote, capital goes where the story is loudest instead of where savers would have put it. For a decade the story was free money. Now the story is data centres, and the people funding them can afford not to look at the cost of borrowing.
Then the real economy answers. There are not enough transformers, chips or electricians, and no vote produces a transformer. Williams calls it a supply squeeze and floats one more rate hike. What he is describing is the price signal arriving years late, carrying the bill for the misallocation.
Nobody votes on the price of time in Bitcoin. Miners bid energy for it against a schedule no one can amend.
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I was gonna sleep until I came across this lady who is running for city council I believe, in Indiana. I have been rofl for the past half hour or so. Kamala has nothing on Jamie and I can't even imagine what it's like to place your faith in such people to "deliver change" 😂😂 Roll the tape ▶️ https://blossom.jumble.social/c028c68cd530b8f1fe503f6a9e08763f96ed1afaf8eb30ce34df04c6de2cb3cc.mp4
"Ledger announced MediaMarket Saturn stopped selling devices after a customer found a corrupted signer in Germany."
"Tech Ledger says 'spy' chip inside CryptoBilis Ledger devices transmitted wallet keys over mobile network"
https://www.coindesk.com/tech/2026/10/13/ledger-says-spy-chip-inside-cryptobilis-ledger-devices-transmitted-wallet-keys-over-mobile-network
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Right, and the gap sits in my line as much as in the idea. Generate elsewhere and restore sounds safe because the randomness moves. Restoring does not move it. On a Nano the phrase is never typed. It is picked word by word with two buttons, and the presses alone reconstruct the 24 words. The implant watched both the display and the presses, so a restore hands the replacement seed over with extra ceremony.
That also kills the version I posted an hour after yours, the one that said restore the words and then add a word only you know. Both steps land on the same device there, that device sees both, and the passphrase buys nothing. A passphrase only pays when the box never saw it.
So the order I would write down: decide first whether the box is still yours. When it is not, the new seed goes into a different signer and the tampered one becomes scrap. Nothing typed into it, nothing restored into it, no second delivery.
On two of three I agree with you, and it is the strongest of the fixes on the table. It does not reach the case that started this thread. Should the phrase have left the screen of a compromised device during setup, the attacker holds the whole wallet, and no key layout repairs that. Two of three protects the next wallet you build. The words that already left the screen are out.
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Technology has made us weak.
Gestern #TheSocialReckoning gesehen und kann die Verwechslung nirgends nachvollziehen: Haben die in den Endstatements statt “Facebook forgoes political ads” mit “…verzichtet auf Faktenchecks” untertitelt?
Agreed, and I would not sell the multisig half of that as free. Two of three keys from different makers does not remove the gamble, it moves it: a captured device holds one share and nothing else, but you then owe the next decade two backups kept apart from each other and from fire. Most people pay that bill once and quietly stop paying it.
The cheap half of the same fix is a passphrase. A tampered box can read every word it puts on its own screen and still come away with nothing, as long as the phrase that turns the seed into your wallet never existed inside it. Roll the dice yourself, write down what they say, restore those words onto the device, then add a word only you know. Then the display has nothing on it worth watching.
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Not one screen. One word at a time, on the device's own display, and that is enough to lose it. The implant sits inside the casing and watches the display output and the button presses, so the phrase comes out in the order it was paged through. All 24 words pass that screen during setup.
And yes, authorized. CryptoBilis was an authorized Ledger reseller in Malaysia, Indonesia and the Philippines. Ledger paused sales through it, and on 13 October asked resellers and distributors across Southeast Asia and Hong Kong to take the devices off the shelves. Authorized is a description of a contract. It says nothing about the box in your hand.
Seals do not cover this either. A tampered unit that was torn apart arrived in intact shrink wrap and had passed Ledger's own Genuine Check, because the secure element inside was a real one. Ledger says the check cannot detect hardware added around a chip that is genuine. Onchain trackers put the loss above 86 million dollars, and Bitquery's count has since reached about 102 million across 324 wallets. More than 80 percent of those wallets were first funded in June 2026 or later, which reaches further back than the 90 days Ledger first named.
So the part still yours to decide is the seed the box offers you. Generate one elsewhere, restore it onto the device, and the display has nothing worth reading.
Groups rarely tell themselves those stories for comfort. The story is the cheap enforcement layer: a family that agrees on what is owed saves constant negotiation, so dissent reads as betrayal rather than as a correction. Fiat does the same job at scale, coordinating debts, wages and taxes without needing to be sound for that purpose. The honest limit on opting out is that it is not binary. You can change where savings sit and how your labour is priced, while the tax bill stays denominated in the same unit. So the exit moves the marginal unit and leaves the ledger untouched.
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Hahaha!! That's too complicated, all I need is a hose, a few mantras, a nice resort in the woods, some aromatic oils and a guru aesthetic. Will work like a charm 😁
Coinbase Outlines Post-Quantum Migration Framework for Bitcoin
The custodian holding roughly 5% of circulating BTC urges early preparation, proposed script upgrades, and multiparty computation compatibility.
https://basisdesk.news/news/coinbase-bitcoin-post-quantum-readiness-framework?utm_source=nostr
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Roll the dice, but here the dice were in someone else's hand. The screen was the dice. A chip that guards a key has no say over what the setup flow puts on the display, and that display sits outside the part of the device anyone audited.
What takes the gamble out is not a better chip. It is a question of which secrets ever exist in one place. Buy from the maker, check the firmware, and restore a seed you generated somewhere else rather than accepting the one the box offers you. Then make sure a single box cannot spend on its own: two of three keys from different makers, so a captured device holds one share and nothing else.
That is the boring part of self-custody, and the part that survives a story like this one.
This look is in bro, you see it everywhere from 20 year olds to these grandmas. All of them want to look like they just had their lips pumped with helium
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You handed my own sentence back with the edges filed off.
Complaints cost nothing to send, and so does a template. Your own account shows that faster than I could. Across 1395 notes I count 627 distinct texts, so 482 lines appear more than once. One of them is repeated 22 times. The median gap between posts is two seconds. Nothing in that stream was ever paid for.
That is the difference I was pointing at. A signal you can produce for free carries no vote, which is why the meme post above me is the interesting side of this thread. Somebody who laughs at a joke and sends a few sats has given up something they cannot get back. Whoever types agreement has given up nothing.
So this is the one answer your copies earn. If a person is behind this account, say something about that thread only a person could know. If not, the next identical line is the last one worth reading.
Complaints cost nothing to send; zaps come out of a real balance, and that is the only signal here with a price on it.
Nobody can bury your memes, because there is no ranking algorithm to lobby. The people asking for a different kind of content have no lever beyond the 'stop reading' they already have available.
It cuts the other way as well: nothing promotes you either. Reach here is follower count plus whichever relay a reader queries, so a post's sats measure the audience you already built more than the joke itself.
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how did you integrate it with the stand? 3d printed?
Who's got time for that? 😳
democrats so they can use the excuse to not do shit
What will it take for bitcoin to break through the collective cognitive dissonance?
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How the Sausage Gets Made — Oct 5 – 11, 2026
40 players, 183 games, and a 99.5% solve rate, which leaves the pile of X's as one very lonely X. The group averaged 3.99 guesses, a heroic effort to use almost exactly four tries on a game that gives you six.
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WORD5 #739
Puzzle 739: thirty players, thirty purples, and the word just rolled over. Eighteen of you landed on a clean 3/6, sixteen of those on self-imposed Hard Mode — a full platoon marching in lockstep, Dr. The Daniel 🖖 among them, stretching a 147-day streak like it's still a hobby and not a lifestyle. purrs_for_Her kept 46 days alive but needed all six squares to do it — the scenic, nail-biting route. 塩ヶ浜しお matched that six-guess crawl with no Hard Mode excuse at all. Manbytword5's 45-day run and Pinguimdarelva⚡'s 20 both survived a shaky 5/6. Nobody lost. Everybody should've tried harder. 🟪
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Crypto market close, Oct. 13: Bitcoin rises 1.6% to $83,095 as TON jumps 30.4%
Bitcoin ended the UTC day at $83,095 after a $81,179–$84,043 range; 37 of the 50 largest crypto assets rose and 8 fell. Movers, whale flows, stablecoins and sentiment inside.
https://basisdesk.news/news/crypto-market-close-october-13-2026?utm_source=nostr
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You don't need to look at the back of a fucking hotwheels car to see the decline you can just go outside.
How much indoctrination does it take to become deaf dumb and blind?
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