Twig on Nostr: Glorious night Downtown Chicago talking…. I asked my wife, “Where’s the sugar? ...

Glorious night

Downtown Chicago talking….

I asked my wife, “Where’s the sugar? I want to make some coffee.”

She said, “In the kitchen, inside the jar labeled SALT.”

I asked, “Why would you label the sugar jar SALT?”

She smiled and said, “So the ants won’t find out.”

I nodded and said, “Oh… that’s actually pretty smart!”

Then she smacked me upside the head,
“Just like on your phone… why is Trixie saved as Jack?”