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NKBK
A bit trad, a bit tech
#FreeSamourai ⛏️⚔️

Public Key

npub18ehvwz3h3eunyytr0lacmu4rm2ml5kespsv278x5whyh6nsqq8gqdwzuzw

Profile Code

nprofile1qqsrumk8pgmcu7fjz93hl7ud723a4dl6tvcqcx90rn28tjtafcqqr5qpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43qz9rhwden5te0wfjkccte9ejxzmt4wvhxjmcrt49r9

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relay.mostr.pub

relay.damus.io

nos.lol

Author Public Key

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Last Notes

2025-08-25 12:21:58 UTC

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Yeah I guess that's true. It's nice that ZS lets you be anon and sets you up a recieve wallet which can be changed or forwarded from, but again, at some point if it is difficult to use, doing your own set up and posting to one of the mainstream places might work better.

2025-08-25 00:45:17 UTC

Are there any better livestreaming options that let you get paid in sats than zap.stream ? It's a great idea but it doesn't record well and super slow to load in general

2025-05-21 21:07:29 UTC

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Noose for those who knew, jail for the ones who didn't but bullied us anyway

2025-05-21 20:43:20 UTC

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Never forget. Put them in jail.
#nevent1q…fwhy

2025-05-17 21:41:39 UTC

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@nprofile…7y4n

2025-05-17 21:38:37 UTC

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4 I believe

2025-05-15 21:37:18 UTC

It's 2025 and people are still using coinbase. I honestly don't have much hope for this species. This won't change things.
Despite hiring wage slaves who stole data,
despite participating in insider trading pump and dumps on retail,
despite pushing every previous contentious fork even though bitcoin is what made them,
despite hiring hackers who helped get journalists killed by oppressive regimes,
despite actively working with governments to track your spending and undermine your privacy
people will keep using them bc they have easy ui/ux and good SEO.

2025-05-15 19:18:08 UTC

Don't make me tap the sign
https://episodes.fm/1335227408/episode/ZDcwOGU2ZWItMzExOS01YmFkLWVjMGItZDQ4NTY4ZjgzODMw

2025-05-10 20:00:55 UTC

"Running Knots" is the "vaccinated" of 2025

2025-05-09 23:00:05 UTC

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Dude, go look. It's still up. Click his profile, click the magnifying glass and search it yourself.

2025-05-09 04:59:59 UTC

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He pushes code to straight to main. How's that for ad hominem? Go ahead and run code maintained by one guy, cause that really helps with decentralization. He's CTO for a Dorsey company and his pinned tweet is still him begging for community support. Dude couldnt even secure his own bitcoin and then begged FBI for help, not to mention he has actively worked against L1 privacy. That's the character of the person we're talking about.
I don't know what you're on about with the cats, but I've clearly touched a nerve. Run whatever software you want but don't act like you're saving Bitcoin by running knots.

2025-05-06 17:40:59 UTC

Tried making a follow pack but it kept hanging at "publishing..."
Any advice @nprofile…xnfk?

2025-05-06 12:11:06 UTC

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Did you even read what he said in response? He said it IS comparable and not to minimize the monkey jpegs! Set aside the pedestal you've apparently put him on and realize that he's an unhinged person with Aspergers. You want to run software maintained solely by that guy? Who can't even manage his own Bitcoin??

2025-05-04 19:41:43 UTC

https://image.nostr.build/59c6ace9f7b5f133e1b2e60828255b274a00151f42cda36f3ad0007d5eab9611.jpg

2025-05-03 17:46:14 UTC

I enjoy going to my local independent book store, but the self-martyring over this idea of "banned books" is so stupid. It's the same as oppression Olympics of the Left and it is tiresome.

2025-05-01 19:12:01 UTC

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Oh and he thinks putting monkey jpegs on the chain is the same as raping someone. This is definitely who I want writing my software.
https://image.nostr.build/560192859cbe016fd5b4c0d9cb54edd535ad2515f43a077378a874cc3ab1d9be.jpg

2025-05-01 19:04:48 UTC

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Yeah. I'm not against more implementations. But knots ain't it unless more sane people start contributing on a regular basis, and even that would be a maybe. I'm hoping Libbitcoin will get cleaned up and become easier to run.

2025-05-01 18:40:56 UTC

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Sure. In the beginning. He was still recommending hydrogen peroxide 6 months ago
https://image.nostr.build/8aa56c97c1f9abd9edf326967c7f372cb696a601946ae926db2e4a428dca54f0.jpg

2025-05-01 18:35:49 UTC

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Ser. https://image.nostr.build/e240061f7861bf5c80c8956b9c6dfb1925b3230a7dcf586b4ec947ac8b0710d2.jpg

2025-05-01 17:38:43 UTC

Because bitcoin core is considering relaxing op_return limits everyone is... <checks notes>... Saying it's too centralized and then talking about using a fork maintained by one person who wants to eat cats and dipped his frozen pizzas in peroxide during covid 🙃

2025-04-30 13:02:13 UTC

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Revenge of the Sith back in theaters 😉 great to see on the big screen again

2025-04-26 19:57:15 UTC

Bout to watch this new Star Wars movie. Not sure how Anakin and Padme gonna keep their marriage a secret. Also hoping the Republic can finally defeat the Battledroids. Will update yall when it's over.

2025-04-26 19:20:12 UTC

I now also have a testnet dojo running on @nprofile…d6j2 listed on dojobay.pw as well. That way you can practice messing around with Ashigaru on testnet without committing real bitcoin.
If you do, add my testnet paynyms +kindyear58 and +fabulousmiddle41 to try out collaborative transactions. #freesamourai
https://image.nostr.build/485485e8d31f6d6e1ca141764504b99fc90d50ed2807a5f469886e44346bd569.jpg

2025-04-24 21:41:30 UTC

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Can we transplant Astoria to Texas?

2025-04-24 14:43:58 UTC

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If only there were a term for someone who puts something out there and then takes it back...

2025-04-20 15:22:54 UTC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49nx7vosSHI

2025-04-20 13:29:01 UTC

He is risen!

2025-04-18 15:37:17 UTC

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Yes I found it, thanks! For others looking, the version in community registry automatically prunes which doesn't work for things like dojo, but the version in community beta (or sideload) allows disabling autoprune

2025-04-17 21:27:10 UTC

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Fantastic 👨‍🍳🤌

2025-04-17 21:23:07 UTC

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Its like Ready Player One, but without the awkward chapter with VR sex robots
#nevent1q…slcx

2025-04-17 21:17:46 UTC

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What's required of applicants to opensats? Can devs applying remain anonymous or do they have to submit identifying info to OS?

2025-04-15 12:28:25 UTC

If you're looking for a mobile bitcoin wallet that cares about privacy, download Ashigaru. It is the spiritual successor of Samourai. You do have to pair it to a dojo(bitcoin node+), but if you aren't in a place to run your own, you can choose from one listed on Dojobay.pw . My dojo is now listed on there as well. Big thanks to @nprofile…3wnx
https://image.nostr.build/3c293a96ba4489f1f447e8d24ed682e3a02124d98dadd71fea9de8463a36eec0.jpg

2025-04-14 13:45:19 UTC

Is there a way to run a testnet node side by side with a mainnet node on @nprofile…d6j2? By default you can't but I heard someone had a fork that would rename the testnet to do so
#asknostr

2025-04-13 20:01:44 UTC

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQLb_uwWzj8

2025-04-13 02:02:29 UTC

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Oof. I've only been stopped once since I got precheck. It was bc they saw a coldPower in my bag and thought it was a bomb 🙃

2025-04-12 18:14:32 UTC

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Get precheck

2025-04-12 03:21:03 UTC

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I mean people do.... just not in volume...

2025-04-12 03:19:40 UTC

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Oh yeah. Stays warm year round. Good for fishing 😅

2025-04-12 01:39:19 UTC

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The whole coast is chemicals and oil refining 😅

2025-04-12 01:38:22 UTC

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You should stay

2025-04-10 16:09:09 UTC

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Prob just gonna wait for the dubbed version tbh.
#nevent1q…uzn9

2025-04-10 14:39:06 UTC

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That would be good. I get that individual farmers have been pushed towards debt slavery by Big Ag, Monsanto, etc but I hate hearing farmers whinge about other demographics living on the gov teat and then having their whole livelihood based on subsidies.

2025-04-09 16:18:39 UTC

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How does bailouts = winning??
I don't want socialism, whether my stolen money is going to inner city people or farmers

2025-04-07 15:44:52 UTC

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Long term or just visiting?

2025-04-04 17:53:38 UTC

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I always thought @nprofile…s2fa was just being mean calling @nprofile…288m old, but the he said "book on tape" and I knew it was true.
#nevent1q…klcl

2025-04-04 17:42:38 UTC

What do you wish you could buy with bitcoin/LN/XMR that you can't or have a hard time getting?

2025-04-04 14:43:45 UTC

What's your go-to 2 of 3 or 3of5 multisig set up? #asknostr

2025-04-04 04:07:14 UTC

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Well alright.
#nevent1q…6nr7

2025-04-04 00:28:16 UTC

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What are you planning on running?

2025-04-01 12:22:15 UTC

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True. How often do you run across these?

2025-03-31 22:36:51 UTC

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Shill me goats. Like what practical benefit do they serve you?

2025-03-27 14:57:56 UTC

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Home automation and security

2025-03-27 14:57:06 UTC

Hey @nprofile…zg5z, what's the need for an account when using @nprofile…jqz6? Why can I not simply ask questions without making an account or including an email address?

2025-03-22 13:43:10 UTC

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They're not the same, but that's the point.

2025-03-22 13:03:49 UTC

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I have a problem where I want to buy things with great label art but they're always sours or IPAs 🤢

2025-03-22 03:10:34 UTC

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Myself included honestly. I thought people saying vaccines caused autism were idiots. And then it was like "... Wait.... Your supposed to test these things. Wait that's not even normal vaccine method... Hmmm.... Sum'in fishy here 🧐"
And just like that I went from a HealthcareHero™️ to healthcare hoe.

2025-03-22 02:59:24 UTC

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Honestly if it hadn't been for overstepping with covid you'd see even less than you do now. But they broke their own rules of pretending to test things with covid and couldn't hide it

2025-03-21 21:03:50 UTC

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We are lead to believe at an early age that these diseases would otherwise kill people in mass numbers. It gets ground in. Then if you're in science they add another layer of that. Then if you work in healthcare they double down again. By the time you get there it's assumed to a level like the requirement to breathe air.

2025-03-21 21:01:39 UTC

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One of few classic sci-fi movies that deserves to be remade so the visuals can catch up to the story.

2025-03-21 16:05:28 UTC

Good news for Tornado Cash case.
https://home.treasury.gov/news/press-releases/sb0057

2025-03-21 12:17:11 UTC

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So that people don't forget about them or the case. Most of the bitcoin space is busy simping for daddy saylor, meanwhile developers are under house arrest waiting for a trial that may determine how the most influential judicial system treats bitcoin, privacy and code development.

2025-03-21 04:02:51 UTC

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I hate GLP1-agonists
#nevent1q…2dfv

2025-03-20 16:22:16 UTC

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Lolwut. What are you talking about begging? Also Ross is out now so even though it took way too long it did eventually work. What would you have people do instead?

2025-03-20 00:36:05 UTC

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Nice try fed

2025-03-19 21:21:22 UTC

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If they were that big they totally would. I've watched them chase squirrels.

2025-03-19 12:08:22 UTC

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Yes and there are several merchants in the comments here (even more important for them) who run into payments failing to go through. When you're a merchant, a failed payment will lose you customers. I'm not just blowing smoke. I wish it worked better. If you want proof that I made the effort and have been there since ye olden days: https://image.nostr.build/319dd1a65322e8a9023d660f22250f05bdf06d110655961642230cc598c6183b.jpg

2025-03-19 12:00:52 UTC

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I'm not against it, I just haven't taken the time.

2025-03-19 03:02:17 UTC

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Bitpay 🤮

2025-03-19 02:20:56 UTC

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Don't forget.
#nevent1q…fdmy

2025-03-08 22:12:04 UTC

Apparently I've been listening to @nprofile…s2fa and @nprofile…cycq too much lately. Just pronounced the letter H as "haych" 🤦