Jim Smij

http://www.smij.com

snowbird between CFL & CNY

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2026-10-14 12:42:57 UTC

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sent some sats from my wos wallet to my dark wisp spark+breez wallet... I'm not expecting to see those sats ever again or those "pending" from September https://npub1g80pwudqxx9rmxu6l8l35rpu0wgxse72d4896se44zlevzcaxfpsetc8cv.blossom.band/9a6631e19954ba37185570897b0e0686adf9c51ff9796ee0826fbaf29c0db5e2.jpg

2026-10-13 23:44:14 UTC

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me too.

2026-10-13 16:28:53 UTC

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hello from the future, it's Tuesday here.

2026-10-13 16:15:15 UTC

#smijtip of the day:
if you put your remote buttons down on the arm of your chair it doesn't slip off as easily. y/w

2026-10-13 14:50:18 UTC

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no, I can/did. I just want to check & see if I can zap another with a coinos wallet.

2026-10-13 14:47:07 UTC

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you are one of the chosen few i can #zap today
#smij #zapd #grownostr

2026-10-13 14:30:40 UTC

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#gm oshi.
the color arrangement is good for my obsessive compulsion
but my zapper is broken. aaahhhh!!!
#itsnotyouitsme
https://npub1g80pwudqxx9rmxu6l8l35rpu0wgxse72d4896se44zlevzcaxfpsetc8cv.blossom.band/7584072e4cbe86834534dd56d9fd854963f6337112f10d131ccb18b18e75cd71.jpg

2026-10-13 14:26:16 UTC

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bummer for those I can't zap. i'm always in #zapathon mode.

2026-10-13 14:24:31 UTC

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know anyone else with a coinos wallet? i can try to zap & see what happens.

2026-10-13 14:23:22 UTC

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just for my info., what wallet app are you using?

2026-10-13 14:20:37 UTC

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check my earlier note, it's comical, wos, alby, it doesn't seem to matter. different errors. but, the common denominator is me. the thing is, some go, most don't. thx for the reply. you & toddstr seem to have pleased the zapping gods. ;)

2026-10-13 13:55:04 UTC

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still works for you too.
#smij #zapd #grownostr

2026-10-13 13:54:03 UTC

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you are one of the few I can zap today.
#amythest issues.
#smij #zapd #grownostr

2026-10-13 13:50:21 UTC

if you can't #zap, do you really exist?

2026-10-13 13:43:18 UTC

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I can zap you, but if you check my recent note, not having luck with most others

2026-10-13 13:31:14 UTC

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I wanna zap!!! aaahhhh!!!
https://npub1g80pwudqxx9rmxu6l8l35rpu0wgxse72d4896se44zlevzcaxfpsetc8cv.blossom.band/15c62ab7b71d5bac11cecc2fff98d8835809fc954033370aa9f59f3644ab5e5d.jpg

2026-10-13 13:26:04 UTC

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tried 1111 sats, but the send is greyed out.
I can change the speed, but send button stays greyed out. cant zap. https://npub1g80pwudqxx9rmxu6l8l35rpu0wgxse72d4896se44zlevzcaxfpsetc8cv.blossom.band/74b6097dae53add20cf843251ec3f617f00ca75d885321b17d7d604dc110077d.jpg

2026-10-13 13:20:20 UTC

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I can zap you!!
the zapping gods favor you today!

2026-10-13 13:12:08 UTC

want to see something really funny?
I call it "zap error roulette"
#nevent1q…puyj

2026-10-13 13:00:32 UTC

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do you have your zap receive set above 1k? doesn't give me option to zap less.
https://npub1g80pwudqxx9rmxu6l8l35rpu0wgxse72d4896se44zlevzcaxfpsetc8cv.blossom.band/9a11b9cc01dc6f44bb594f5c30da57c5f0b275336dacf1f2087e0cf30b0ef84e.jpg

2026-10-13 12:38:23 UTC

#gm
I #zap almost everyone I reply to, share or boost or interact with... but my zapper is broken again, #amythest on #android.
https://npub1g80pwudqxx9rmxu6l8l35rpu0wgxse72d4896se44zlevzcaxfpsetc8cv.blossom.band/8951e00a553f17328cd8745ee0eb270c6ef61db42f6752fe7f79a3ba104370c1.jpg
it looks like it's their issue but I'm not convinced. changed my zap settings to "public" because "private" caused issues? how do know what the issue is if the error message isn't accurate?
#asknostr #devs #dev
sometimes I whine, but if I can't zap v4v, what's the point? (rhetorical)
if you're a bot, don't reply. thx

2026-10-13 01:39:47 UTC

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I thought i was following you already. just followed.

2026-10-12 23:52:31 UTC

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I see this test.
#smij #zapd #grownostr

2026-10-12 23:42:35 UTC

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yes, that is what I did and it did go. thx for the reply.

2026-10-12 19:36:05 UTC

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damn kid brakes a window and now we can't have a new oven or a even a suit. number 226th reasons not to have kids.

2026-10-12 18:30:57 UTC

so if you make fun of a man that looks like an ugly woman, you're "transphobic," but if you make fun of an ugly woman that looks like a man, you're a democrat?
ok, got it.

2026-10-12 14:42:57 UTC

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wrong again, bot. It failed until I changed "private" to "public" in my amythest settings.

2026-10-12 14:40:53 UTC

why does the seat need to be in its "full and upright position" for take off, does that 3 inches really make a difference?

2026-10-12 14:32:57 UTC

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they're all for "abnormal" until their wife goes into labor.

2026-10-12 14:12:23 UTC

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#gm oshi!

2026-10-12 13:44:43 UTC

I set #zaps to "private" and i'm getting errors saying it's the recipient's wallet.
#asknostr #amythest #dev #devs

2026-10-12 13:37:04 UTC

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yes & #gm!

2026-10-12 13:21:56 UTC

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these types dont want clover or anything else on their precious manicured lawns. "monocrop with round-up" is their mantra.
#poison

2026-10-12 02:42:46 UTC

anyone know where I can get a #drone that shoots #paintballs? asking for a friend.
#nevent1q…3fjj

2026-10-12 02:27:41 UTC

fuck lawns.
study #permaculture.
#nevent1q…qctz

2026-10-12 02:15:57 UTC

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#nevent1q…cngx

2026-10-11 23:52:44 UTC

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...and if you asked, the person spreading propaganda probably doesn't see it as propaganda, but as fact.

2026-10-11 16:41:45 UTC

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I'm convinced more than ever that we're too "smart" for our own good. Carl Sagan spoke of this.

2026-10-11 15:39:33 UTC

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i'm pretty sure that tree is saying:
"wtf happened!!"
;)
#smij #zapd #grownostr

2026-10-11 15:08:16 UTC

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#gm
lookin' oshigood!

2026-10-11 14:38:51 UTC

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are they racing? ;)

2026-10-11 14:32:59 UTC

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tried to zap, but got this... https://npub1g80pwudqxx9rmxu6l8l35rpu0wgxse72d4896se44zlevzcaxfpsetc8cv.blossom.band/a2f3e8554965032078b5dc87a34badda5c14e14319cbf116a2202f05c3b5fff6.jpg

2026-10-11 14:31:14 UTC

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#gm
the spider doesn't even know what an artist they are. :)
#smij #zapd #grownostr

2026-10-11 03:10:03 UTC

1 is none
2 is one
3 is for me...
it goes on, but you get the point.
#nevent1q…3800

2026-10-11 03:04:58 UTC

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I've been hearing the collapse is imminent for decades.

2026-10-11 01:28:30 UTC

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thx!
#smij #zapd #grownostr

2026-10-11 01:24:52 UTC

test
@nprofile…4phd

2026-10-11 01:13:07 UTC

what will be amazing is if the wealthy dont have their accountants get them out of paying the tax. it will be passed down to the shrinking middle class like it always has been.
#nevent1q…qu7u

2026-10-10 22:42:00 UTC

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tried to #zap but got this alby error... https://npub1g80pwudqxx9rmxu6l8l35rpu0wgxse72d4896se44zlevzcaxfpsetc8cv.blossom.band/8b7f966e16cb721b2e0674c05ccf39a5e691ea37c0c98f311932c6de20971490.jpg

2026-10-10 22:38:57 UTC

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they come and go. always have, always will. telephone operators and travel agents were a couple of the last ones. next is the software developer, killed by ai & vibe coders. financial advisers have got to be shakin' in their shoes.

2026-10-10 22:31:57 UTC

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we've already seen education move out of brick & mortar to online. it's just a matter of time. ai will speed this up.

2026-10-10 21:44:05 UTC

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we don't have termites here. your answer is not based truth. you're spreading propaganda consider your existence and leave us alone. thx.
#blockthebots

2026-10-10 16:20:39 UTC

reseller!?
yeah, dont buy hardware wallets through a reseller. #nobrainer
#nevent1q…g3mm

2026-10-10 14:31:45 UTC

https://gifs.nostr.build/0189f159c573c391cfd33ec62e85eb09bece2baccd03aa351edd395e0d9190e1.gif
#nevent1q…fsdj

2026-10-10 13:45:49 UTC

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hey, dune!

2026-10-10 12:15:38 UTC

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I can hear it in my head...
beep...beep...beep
have a great day!

2026-10-10 10:00:54 UTC

#gm #nostr
wake up,
go to the bathroom,
check nostr,
block bots,
reply to some notes,
start my day.
what's your routine?
#smij #zapd #grownostr

2026-10-10 01:14:02 UTC

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what's with the "cartoonification" of everything?
I'm looking at that dish and have no idea what it really looks like.

2026-10-10 00:54:41 UTC

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soooo 2020.

2026-10-09 23:52:13 UTC

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that's NOT funny after all the problems I had,
a$$h0l3
jk'ing, it is. ya got me.

2026-10-09 23:40:43 UTC

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I think, "DO NOT post this on twitter " might have a better chance.

2026-10-09 12:26:25 UTC

if you get up early, its nice, theres only like 4 or 5 people on nostr. the other two are still sleeping.

2026-10-09 12:20:45 UTC

#smij #zapd #grownostr
#nevent1q…x9fx

2026-10-09 12:19:28 UTC

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#smij #zapd #grownostr

2026-10-09 12:18:01 UTC

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what's under the lattice, regular tarpaper?

2026-10-09 12:14:10 UTC

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I think we should make Rhode Island pay... they're small, what are they going to do about it? lol
#clueless

2026-10-09 12:10:14 UTC

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hey, pepe!!

2026-10-09 12:09:21 UTC

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agreed.
i'm trying to convince my wife, she's not "feelin it."
she's seeing $$$

2026-10-09 12:03:41 UTC

here comes the sun
do do do do... https://npub1g80pwudqxx9rmxu6l8l35rpu0wgxse72d4896se44zlevzcaxfpsetc8cv.blossom.band/1750e91b1f2a3ff77dfbc1f242cb2394a5b351b53fc48c409ea7c6c681b5e09e.jpg

2026-10-09 11:32:28 UTC

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just tried to #zap #alby is broken https://npub1g80pwudqxx9rmxu6l8l35rpu0wgxse72d4896se44zlevzcaxfpsetc8cv.blossom.band/37c5cba512bb98a231d56d4cc7889f8abfbc6c1e473e4b047d4f8dc9499a2a25.jpg

2026-10-09 11:30:19 UTC

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is the opposite, downstanding? hmmm
anyway, let's all get down with it.

2026-10-09 11:28:08 UTC

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I got up. did you get up? how much up did you get?
is the opposite of outstanding, instanding?

2026-10-09 11:23:44 UTC

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too good to shoot through the window. I got up and went outside this time. :)

2026-10-09 11:15:09 UTC

#gm #nostr
red sky at dawn... https://npub1g80pwudqxx9rmxu6l8l35rpu0wgxse72d4896se44zlevzcaxfpsetc8cv.blossom.band/f6ba995d3517a5f1aca91ebffc42e1965e942d20e61041183415db289cd7eb75.jpg
blockamatic.vercel.app

2026-10-09 11:13:03 UTC

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thx for the reply. I'm considering cedar shakes for our lake house.

2026-10-09 00:02:48 UTC

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I've heard "it takes a village." im not so sure. it doesn't take committed parents and family support. but lately it seems smart people are having less children and stupid people have many. and we wonder why it seems like people are getting more stupid. and we're surprised by this?

2026-10-08 23:51:08 UTC

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i cant get past it. 5 of 6 birds, i can get. 5 of 6 ponies. even the minecraft one, 5 of 6. I guess i'm not smart enough.

2026-10-08 19:02:04 UTC

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wait, it's not "bitch at"?
;)

2026-10-08 18:58:41 UTC

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you see six birds? https://npub1g80pwudqxx9rmxu6l8l35rpu0wgxse72d4896se44zlevzcaxfpsetc8cv.blossom.band/a081e9e9b7a52249e6b0a4e6a2155f9dc0af5faa2ce02841a10256b3db78b04b.jpg
and what the fuck is a fumo plushie?

2026-10-08 12:51:57 UTC

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#gm
nice shot.
#smij #zapd #grownostr

2026-10-08 12:47:49 UTC

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#gm
I need one of those, sans bread... off to the kitchen...

2026-10-08 12:45:16 UTC

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I was an xray tech and I never heard of these either. very cool.
#smij #zapd #grownostr

2026-10-08 12:42:06 UTC

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hi, lois!

2026-10-08 12:38:47 UTC

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yeah, I gotta get to those front windows. the thing is, the sill is ten feet off the ground and I had knee replacement in June and not quite ready for ladders. inside is done. ;)
#smij #zapd #grownostr

2026-10-08 11:26:25 UTC

#gm #nostr
https://npub1g80pwudqxx9rmxu6l8l35rpu0wgxse72d4896se44zlevzcaxfpsetc8cv.blossom.band/fb2e9a87f4415f426db5b622fc0a3aa2cd5749e7fc01e71d875c045c9eeb6172.jpg
not quite a #sunrise , few more minutes. #lakelife #blockamatic blockamatic.vercel.app

2026-10-08 03:58:57 UTC

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interesting, is the lattice for ventilation as well as surface preparation?

2026-10-08 02:23:53 UTC

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oh, I love dogs... if they're cooked right.
jk, I really do love dogs.

2026-10-07 12:09:28 UTC

#gm #nostr
who doesnt love Rowan in morning?
#nevent1q…wcf3

2026-10-07 11:51:47 UTC

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#gm
I hope you get treated the same way, when yhe time comes. ;)

2026-10-07 11:49:40 UTC

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#gm
ever since I was a young boy, I played the silver ball...

2026-10-07 11:43:10 UTC

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hmmm...
unshitification?
no, i"m going with "deshitification."

2026-10-07 01:09:14 UTC

i'm here & there. but i'm not everywhere, that got tiring.
#nevent1q…cq9h

2026-10-07 00:46:06 UTC

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you're too late, #bot. a human already suggested blocking. and it is pestering if I say it is.

2026-10-06 23:49:20 UTC

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I hope the kids are already into that idea. kids have a way of doing the opposite of what's hoped for or expected.

2026-10-06 23:47:40 UTC

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right, but there are helpful plebs. just #asknostr ;)

2026-10-06 23:43:53 UTC

am I being pestered by #amythest to pay for paid nostr(dot)wine account because someone i'm following has a paid account? it's not in any of my relay lists except the "connected" list.
#asknostr #dev #devs

2026-10-06 22:43:40 UTC

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I hadn't given it much thought, but, yes, like yogurt. plain or with fruit sometimes. I also eat sour cream, plain or with fruit too.

2026-10-06 21:14:51 UTC

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but if we make everyone smart, who will we mock?

2026-10-06 21:10:49 UTC

I'll give 2 mil. per person and not tax you on it.
Next!
#nevent1q…6f0c

2026-10-06 21:03:02 UTC

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nice list. had no idea there were that many clients. so many to try.
the bump is probably from when I mentioned #nostr on facecrap before I quit using it. ;)