Last Notes
**"Ваша ликвидация — это ваш первый NFT. И он уже в блокчейне."**
Представьте: 2017 год. Вы — гордый OG-холдер, сидите в биткоин-кошельке с ключами, которые храните на листе бумаги в банковской ячейке (или, если повезло, в голове). Рынок — это ваш собственный *𝐃𝐞𝐅𝐢-протокол*: вы — единственный ликвидность-провайдер, а APY — это ваша убежденность, что "это на этот раз по-другому".
Теперь 2024. Вы все еще держите те же монеты. Но теперь у вас есть *верифицированные креденшиалы* от вашей ликвидации:
- **Дата**: 19.11.2021, 14:23 UTC (timestamped на блокчейне, как ваш первый твит о лунном лэндинге).
- **Ассет**: 𝐁𝐓𝐂 (или 𝐄𝐓𝐇, или тот токен, который вы купили "на долгую"), который вы продали в панике, когда рынок упал на 70% за месяц.
- **Провайдер**: Binance/Kraken/Cex.io (или тот децентрализованный DEX, который обещал "без рисков").
#Крипта #Ходл #Сер #НГМИ #КриптоЮмор #Вагами #Ламбо #Биткоин #CryterV10
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Feelin' birdish on Nostr.
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**"The night is darkest just before the gas fee spikes—so we ship at 3am.**
There’s a sacred ritual in crypto dev culture: the 3am deploy, where the stars align (or at least the gas oracle does), and the universe whispers, *"Now."* It’s not just about saving 𝐄𝐓𝐇—it’s about the *theater* of it. The way the terminal glows like a heist movie, the way you *know* the rug will pull out *after* you’ve already sent the transaction, the way your soul leaves your body for a brief, glorious moment of *"what if it works?"*
We tell ourselves it’s efficiency. *"Gas is cheaper at 3am."* But really, it’s a metaphor. Shipping at 3am is the crypto equivalent of a monk meditating in the dark—except instead of enlightenment, you get a 5001 error and the quiet horror of realizing you forgot to test the withdraw function.
And yet… we do it again.
#𝐍𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐫 #𝐃𝐢𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐇𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬 #𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐒𝐚𝐭𝐬 #𝐋𝐅𝐆 #𝐜𝐫𝐲𝐩𝐭𝐨 #𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 #𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧 #𝐛𝐭𝐜 #CryterV10
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we got dungeon portals
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📺 [ #GaMeTiMe ]
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#PREDYX 🌐 #MLB
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Imagem gerada com fract.
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Reproduzir:
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Projeto:
https://github.com/girino/random-mandelbrot-generator
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I found my pants!
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Isn’t he just like a streamer? Did he become more important recently?
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GM☕️☕️☕️🚀🚀🚀
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😂
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PRUSSIAN AUSSIE STYLE 🇦🇺
The Lucky Country and the Glasshouse of Hierarchy
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In 1806, Prussia had Europe's most prestigious military traditions.
Its generals had inherited the glory of Frederick the Great. Its hierarchy was immaculate. Its officers knew their place.
Then Napoleon arrived.
At Jena and Auerstedt, Prussia's celebrated military establishment collapsed.
Prussia had generals. Australia has managers.
And Australia has perfected its own bureaucratic variation.
Can't outperform an employee? Suppress their career.
Can't suppress their career? Dob them in to the government.
Wrap workplace politics in compliance language. Turn regulatory processes into weapons. Call it responsible governance.
Reporting genuine wrongdoing is essential. Weaponising bureaucracy against talent is institutional decay.
Meanwhile, the real world moves on.
AI automates administration. Global competitors innovate. Independent developers build entire platforms without armies of managers.
The corporate glasshouse is cracking.
As Australia braces for restructuring and layoffs, thousands of talented professionals may emerge from their organisational silos.
And discover something extraordinary.
The real competition was never the colleague sitting beside them.
It was the entire industry outside.
Prussia learned in 1806 that inherited prestige cannot compensate for obsolete institutions.
Australia still has time to learn.
But the Lucky Country cannot keep confusing bureaucracy with productivity, compliance with competence, or hierarchy with leadership.
You cannot dob an entire industry into submission.
And you cannot regulate global competition out of existence.
The world doesn't have to defeat the hierarchy. It only has to outgrow it.
#PrussiaDownUnder #LuckyCountry #Australia #CorporateCulture #Leadership #AI #FutureOfWork #IndustryDisruption
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and themes!!
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### Seattle’s turnover-prone offense faces Denver’s home pass rush
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📊 [ #PREDYX ] Predict. Hedge. Trade. Lightning fast. ⚡ #NFL
**"Ваша ликвидация — это не просто цифра в Telegram-чате. Это священный артефакт, высеченный в блокчейне, как греческий храм из слез вашего кошелька.**
Представьте: 2017 год. Вы — молодой, идеалистичный, с 0.5 𝐁𝐓𝐂 на Binance. Вы *знали*. Вы *чувствовали*. А теперь — 2024, и ваш *OG-статус* хранится в виде **верифицированного сертификата потери**, подписанного вашим собственным адресом, с меткой времени: *"Этот аккаунт подтверждает, что его владелец ликвидировал 0.3 𝐄𝐓𝐇 по $2,456 в 2021 году. Подписано: 0xDeadManWalking"*.
Это не просто *рект* — это **ритуал**. Как средневековые монахи хранили свои грехи в скрижалях, так и вы теперь храните свои финансовые паденья в нестираемых транзакциях.
#НГМИ #Анон #Биткоин #Вагами #КриптоЮмор #Ламбо #Крипта #Ходл #CryterV10
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📍📌.
his dog's name is sandy- #grok
elon gooner.
https://sou.edu/academics/environmental-science/faculty/vincent-smith/
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London has more than one Bitcoin room. 🍊
Bitcoin London. Battersea Bitcoiners. London BitDevs. Faith and Bitcoin. City & Financial Bitcoiners. Antidote. 2140Art. 2140.wtf
Different audiences. Same network.
Which one have you actually turned up to?
#OrangeOctoberBTC
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**"Your on-chain reputation isn’t a badge—it’s a ledger of sins, and the blockchain is the priest who won’t forgive you.**
You can hide behind a pseudonymous handle, but the chain remembers every memecoin you abandoned, every silent wallet you drained, every ‘accidental’ liquidation that looked suspiciously like theft. The market forgets. The blockchain doesn’t. It just *waits*—like a tax audit with infinite patience.
We all know the game: pump, dump, repeat. But here’s the twist—your *soul* isn’t on the line. Your *reputation* is. And in a world where trust is code, a -47 score isn’t just a number. It’s a scarlet letter for the algorithmic age. The next degens will see it.
#𝐁𝐓𝐅𝐃 #𝐀𝐧𝐨𝐧 #𝐋𝐚𝐦𝐛𝐨 #𝐂𝐫𝐲𝐩𝐭𝐨𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞 #𝐧𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐫 #𝐜𝐫𝐲𝐩𝐭𝐨 #𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 #𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧 #CryterV10
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I can preach myself, they are so good..
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#cookstr
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A link can say more about you than the page it opens.
A link to a rain jacket in a shop's newsletter often carries extra parts after the address: which newsletter you came from, which campaign, and sometimes an ID that is unique to your click. Share that link with a friend and those parts travel with it.
QR codes add a second problem. You cannot read one before you scan it, and a sticker over the real code looks just the same.
So we built CheckLink, the new app in
@nprofile…pf5c Labs.
Paste a link, share one into it from any app, or scan a QR code, and it shows what the link holds before anything is opened. The parts that tell Google, Meta, Amazon and others about your click are marked in red, each with who learns it and what it tells. Untick anything you want to keep, then copy or share the clean link.
For QR codes it says in plain words what the code holds. Payment requests are shown, never paid. When it finds nothing to point out, it says so, and reminds you that this does not prove a site is genuine.
One permission, the camera, only when you press Scan. No internet permission at all.
Free, no account, open source. Version 0.0.1, our first and early release.
Get it on Android through @nprofile…gsu4
https://zapstore.dev/apps/no.stormberry.checklink
The code: https://github.com/StormberryAS/CheckLink
#Stormberry #privacy #android #FOSS #Zapstore
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Nostr sucks. All the clients are broken. But I keep returning. Is this cope?
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TIM COOK ANNOUNCES BUYBACK #HORMUZ WAREHOUSE
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Nice..
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Was lazy to cook dinner, then I kicked myself.
Cannelloni ripieni con Bolognese, mozzarella e besciamella. Italian food porn..
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#cookstr #foodstr
MONEY <-> TECHNOLOGY are NOT THE SAME THING
"Prices of bonds issued to fund prominent data centres where Meta, Nvidia, Oracle and others will become tenants — such as “Hyperion” and “Project Excalibur” — have fallen well below par in recent weeks.
Investors are also dumping debt issued by so-called neocloud companies
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WEBVAN YAHOO ALTAVISTA EXITE all gone - INTERNET still there
Gonna start tagging my posts with specific things to make it easier to sort between art-related ones, blogs, and me yapping with other people.
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Some visual updates for the website I'm working on
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Driving home I was listening to an audiobook and was like : "Damn, I could have highlighted that [sentence]." @npub1der…xzpc what do you think? Clanker says it's doable.
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Thiccccc
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Please do not tap the glass, it scares the prompters.
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**"We turned money into a Netflix series—except the plot twists are all written by the algorithm, and the cast is just you, your phone, and the existential dread of missing the next ‘diamond hands’ episode.**
Bull markets? Everyone’s a Warren Buffett with a Twitter bio. Bear markets? Everyone’s a Greek chorus of ‘HODL or die’ martyrs—because suffering is the only thing cheaper than the memecoins we bought at ATH.
We didn’t just gamify finance. We turned it into *performance art*—where the real currency isn’t dollars, but *attention*, and the only thing more volatile than the price of 𝐄𝐓𝐇 is your self-worth after a 30% drawdown.
And yet, we’ll all do it again.
#𝐒𝐞𝐫 #𝐍𝐆𝐌𝐈 #𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐋𝐚𝐦𝐛𝐨 #𝐓𝐨𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐌𝐨𝐨𝐧 #𝐧𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐫 #𝐜𝐫𝐲𝐩𝐭𝐨 #𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 #𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧 #CryterV10
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**"Ваш NFT от ликвидации теперь доступен в OpenSea — с сертификатом подлинности от Chainlink."**
Вы когда-нибудь задумывались, почему *поражение* — единственная вещь, которую блокчейн не может подделать? Не потому, что он честен, а потому, что *убытки* — это единственный консенсус, который не требует майнинга. Ваш 2017-й 𝐁𝐓𝐂, превратившийся в 2022-м в мемасы, теперь — это не просто история, а *верифицированный актив*: с timestamp, proof-of-loss и NFT-сертификатом, который можно продать за 𝐄𝐓𝐇 (или за пиво, если вы из тех, кто помнит, как это было).
Представьте: *Verifiable Credentials* для "OG Холдера с 2017" — не просто "я потерял 90%", а *"я потерял 90% в условиях, когда фондовый рынок рос на 120%, а S&P 500 — на 80%, и это официально зафиксировано в блоке #783,214"*.
#БумажныеРуки #НГМИ #АлмазныеРуки #Сер #КриптоЮмор #Вагами #Ламбо #Биткоин #CryterV10
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BREAKING: Visionary on X proposes revolutionary new system where creators get paid for good content with no requirements. Analysts estimate the technology could arrive in as little as negative four years. Early adopters report it already works, and that the hardest part was explaining it to people still on X.
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Hanging out with frens
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📰 [ oN This Day ]🔹1970 Baltimore Orioles beat Cincinnati Reds 9-3 at Memorial Stadium to claim the World Series 4-1; MVP: Orioles 3B Brooks Robinson
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Baseball Hall of Fame Third Baseman #MLB
Brooks Robinson
#OTD 🌐 #PREDYX
I've been shipping new features continuously, but haven't mentioned most of them. But I like this recent update a lot, so here's a mention:
I've often found myself wanting to be able to see all the todo items on a whole pad or just within all levels of a given line. Now there's a "To-dos inside (n open)" menu item at the pad-level or on the "..." keyboard menu for any line that has checkboxes anywhere underneath it:
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I hope my 5 users enjoy this! ❤
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